What a bunch of cunts.
Not only are they happy to rip people off like most Insurance companies, but they have now changed the Admiral in their adverts from a Man to a Woman. If you see the advert she is an annoying cunt, Who decided this was a good idea? Probably some twat in Admirals advertising department who did it to try and impress some bitch in the office in the hope of getting a bit of pussy.
What next a man advertising nail varnish? What a piece of cunt.
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
Why do Admirals need insurance?
Does the Royal Navy pay the premiums?
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This anti-sexual/racial stereotyping has been going on for a long time now, and it’s very patronising and nauseating. Obviously the vast majority of admirals are male but you can imagine these smug advertising types giving themselves a slap on the back for this. Very annoying! (and so is the advert)
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http://www.public.navy.mil/bupers-npc/organization/bupers/WomensPolicy/Pages/TopFemaleLeadership.aspx
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Have my doubts about Rear Admirals though. Ooh err missus.
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I assumed she was entering the insurance office as she was a strip o gram.
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They are simply non thinking Cunts. Fancy using a dumbed down mickey mouse uniform then dishing it up to the greatest maritime nation in recent history (fook off amurica!). And while we’re on the subject: adverts that are a piss poor pastiche of Britain when it’s plainly not made here; the latest one has somebods walking over a narrow bridge which is made all the more narrow by the addition of a red phone kiosk, no! no! no! Then there’s the ad where they’re driving on the left inna left hooker and the place just screams New Zealand. If you’re going to do it at least make some effort to get it right or is your business model to get it near enough for the prols? Ya Cunts!
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And a another thing; What’s with all the mixed race families in adverts? It’s seems to be every ad with a few exceptions, they’re not in the majority, yet. Clever, but, not so subtle social engineering.
Cunts!
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Particularly bank adverts except that fucking annoying nationwide ad with the wet cunt and his dad. I want to strangle them with that raggedy scarf.
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Latest Lloyds ad a has a black on white arse bandit proposal going on front and centre. Forfucksake!
CUNTS!
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I gagged at that pair of cunts too. And the new B and Q advert has a gay zebra for fucks sake!
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Just head down to the lower decks love, see if you can find the golden rivet…
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Parents who have complained about Watership Down being broadcast on Easter Sunday need to cunted into the stratosphere. Fucking limp cunts, grow up.
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You can’t much more modern British parent than spending the bank holiday writing a strongly worded email to OfCom about something on the tele that’s upset you again.
Ofcom reply should be:
“Did you’re precious little spawn get upset about the wabbits? Well why did you let them fucking watch it then?!”
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ps – if anybody wants to know the Easter equivalent of “bah humbug” it’s:
“No I haven’t been on a fucking easter egg hunt and I’m not fucking interested in yours so piss of before I start a reenactment of the crucifiction!”
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As somebody rightly pointed out a far more appropriate movie for Easter would involve nailing a man to a piece of wood. Stupid cunts.
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Here here! Let the little mini-cunts watch The Passion of the Christ instead. Then they can read the Bible before bed.
I bet these kids didn’t a shit, just the fucking whinny parents getting up on the soap box that is Twatter.
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A far more entertaining activity for kids is to get them to stick cloves in oranges. It takes fucking hours and their bleeding fingers at the end of it look like they’ve had a couple of hours with the Spanish Inquisition. Don’t let them quit early if course, invent a curse or threat of your choice. When they’ve finished show them how much easier it is to make a pilot hole with a knitting needle.
Fucking good job I wasn’t a primary school teacher….
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Insurance companies are cunts that’s true don’t trust the slippery bastards https://youtu.be/kO2R_DDZPCM
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Admiral are indeed cunts, as my wife has just said so. She doesn’t cunt lightly.
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And another thing: “98% of those asked said they preferred………………..”
Hang on!
Rewind & pause. In very small print:
Sample size 120. So 120 people are a representative cross section of 55+ million inhabitants of this green and pleasant land?
Lies, damned lies and statistics.
Cunts!
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Must admit I thought this was absolutely pathetic when I saw this on TV last night. Cringy too.
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