Yodel

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I’ve just narrowly avoided losing a parcel to fucking Yodel.

Despite standing instructions to leave any packages with my nearest neighbour (which on my street is 60 yards away), the dumb cunt still put it in my blue bin, which was out for collection. Yep, the thick twat put my cardboard wrapped parcel in a bin that was FULL of paper and cardboard. I actually returned home at the same time the bin wagon arrived.

I literally saved my parcel with seconds to spare.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

9 thoughts on “Yodel”

  1. I want Julian Assange to be cunted again because his cuntishness grows daily.
    When the UN produces a wanky statement agreeing with the deluded tosser the wierd looking twat thinks the whole World will bend over backwards to save his skanky arse. He jumped bail and claimed asylum in an embassy his idea of justice appears flawed. When talking to the press outside the embassy he even made threats of legal action because of what “we” had done to him!!! Look Julian just fuck off; grow a pair walk out get arrested face the music etc. We all know the real reason you will not come out you are shitting bricks about the USA and the possibility of spending the rest of your life having your arsehole inspected by big bubba and his friends in some high security American prison

    • I can’t say I’m a big fan of assange, but i like the idea of wikileaks. our cunting government do plenty of shit that ain’t sanctioned either for or with our murikan frends so i’m all in favour of it being exposed (obviously not grassing up existing spies, but as far as I’m aware that didn’t happen with wikileaks). To be fair i don’t have too much problem with some of the dodgy stuff but they should be open about and let joe public decide if they’re happy with it.
      wrt assange’s rape charge, i think i read that he’d fucked her once consensually but tried re-entry a while later when she was half-asleep to which she objected. oh, and she and the other woman may have been honeytraps.
      philip hammond is a massive cunt, worse than assange; i cunted him a few weeks back but its just so moreish – if the leaked UN report had decided against assange he wouldn’t have said it was bollox.
      Oh and while I’m at I’ll cunt sweden. they bend over every time the yanks want them to, they’re filling their country up with african and/or middle east “refugees” so that now they’ve the highest rape figures in europe (they’ve changed their crime stats reporting so the ethnicity of victim and perp doesn’t appear, altho’ mainly it’s brown rapes white). malmo is virtually a muslim enclave now – it used to have quite a high percentage of orthodox jews but they’re leaving now because they’re outnumbered by and scared of the muslims.

    • You can’t expect much from an organization that has the likes of Algeria, Congo and Saudi Arabia on its Human Rights Council. Proof positive that the UN doesn’t understand the meaning of the word; “Irony”.

      • Almost as bad as the country which has Keith Vaz as chairman of a Parliamentary standards comittee. FFS !

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