The Collective Great British Public
A monumental shower of uneducated, ignorant, TV addicted, fast-food consuming, ipad owning, Twitter posting, Facebook addicted, BBC believing, Sun Newspaper reading, Sky TV owning, smart phone addicted, narcissistic, x-factor loving, coronation street watching imbecilic CUNTS
Nominated by: Boaby
I have a policy of never arguing with a man who is right. You could add: tattoo’d, pit bull owning, hot hatch driving, shell suit wearing wankers. Add amurikans and multiply by an order of magnitude.
Trouble is: the above listed so outnumber the right thinkers the battle was lost a generation back. Just hold on to the hope that the big meteorite will hit in your life time. Noted for its class levelling properties is your big meteorite.
Good cunting.
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Oh bollocks, and here’s me getting all eggscited that you were going to have a poke (metaphor) at the great British bake off. Can someone tell me how to cunt that programme? The fucking skeletal wrinkly bottom has to be eliminated and say no more about the ex criminal ‘baker scouser’ ( no offence intended to our Liverpudlian brethren here, this Hollywood twat seriously lets the side down). I’m waiting for last years’ winner to do a nice pulled pork number, that would be two hijabs short of a burkah.
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It’s easy really – you write the cunting and we publish it! Simples…
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not to forget thieving gypsy bastards and of course the latest kiddy fiddling gangs af paki cunts from bradistan
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No we must not name them by race it’s racist lol fucking liberal cunts and how the media darlings refer to them as asian even though they are middle eastern for fuck sake not bloody asian. Fucking leftist cunts, blimey!
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Quit rite, unedeucated mob, bunch of ignurant feckers who carnt spel rite, it gets me doun the leavel of iliterasy yoo cee round theese daze.
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You idiot, “iliterasy” has 2 “t”s.
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Actually it’s spelt “illiterazzi” 😉
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Are you a fucking frustrated English teacher my friend?
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Mr Dio: you excel yourself, which other web site can offer the keyboard jockey:
Spleen venting, stress relief and now edjicashun? I ask you: which?
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One aims to please…
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Pfffft I almost choked on my foie gras! Apart from my ipad and being a narcissist you can count me out of all the other points.
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Well said. Substitute fast food for bread and social media / neutered MSM for circuses and “we” could be the mob back in ancient rome
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Sun newspaper reading… thought they only bought it to “look” at the piccies of unfeasibly breast-enhanced birds (although I admit I’m partial to a good duck, like most people!!)
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Yeah. I fort u kneaded 2 b dislecksick 2 b Abel too reed the sun. Nice tits tho. The xwoord is fookin ard nd I like the story’s abaht fat cunts whu meeracklezzly get thin and u get a free pizzer on the next page. Fookin ace paper for us klevver kunts.
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To quote the late Frank Zappa……”Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe”
One of my all time favourites and unfortunately oh so very true !!
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He was right. And some of it must have rubbed off on him, look at the names he gave his children.
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Orwell wrote about the mindless sheep-filth (proles) in ‘1984’ (1948).
“The man’s memory was nothing but a rubbish-heap of worthless disconnected details. One could question him all day without getting any real information.”
The sheep-filth have no idea how anything works, and have not the slightest interest in how anything works.
All the sheep-filth are interested in are immediate low-level needs (mostly food and sex) and gossip about neighbors and celebrities.
90% of the UK population are worthless mindless shit.
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To sum it up:
“It’s all fucked up and nobody’s interested“
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Now we are on the topic of sheep and george orwell let’s not forget george orwell book inspired pink floyd to do a concept album on animal farm.
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat! https://youtu.be/UqlsVZ1zxMk
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I didn’t know that.
Lynne Perrie is a cunt for killing Kes.
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Lynne Perrie what a girl she was, according to her autobiography she had suffice of gentlemens company. I wonder why she married Don Brennan though he seemed such a dry old stick.
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You really are a bunch off sad bored skint cunts! Get a fucking life and get off you’re PCs ! Sad middle aged cunts!
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I laughed so much my Rolex almost fell off poor person…
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And you are here because, Richard? Or can I call you Dick?
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So what exiciting, youthful and expensive hobby are you pursuing this evening (besides using your PC to join forums and dispense aggressive life coaching to strangers)?
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‘You’re PCs !’ ? What the fuck does that mean, you ignorant mong? Are you calling everyone here PCs (You are PCs)? You can’t even fucking write properly and you come on here (probably using a PC to do so) and have a pop? Fucking rich, that is…
And says you, who is on here posting negative shite…. Up your’s!
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Yawn….. not another fucking simpleton out for a troll.
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Is ‘care in the community’ back on the agenda?
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That should have gone under captain Scarlett. I must spend more time on my PC…
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Middle aged some of us maybe, sad, never, your impoverishment of spirit sadly makes you skint Mr head or can I call you Dick for short.
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If your dick’s become scarlet it’s time to stop pulling it.
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Cecil Rhodes said “Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.”
We might well be a bunch of cunts, but at least we’re not foreigners.
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I nominate Bob Monkhouse. A smarmy cunt of the highest order. Supposedly had hundreds of jokebooks compiled over his career. Pity they were all full of self effacing baron shite that wouldn’t even make a moron grin. All that “what….” after/ before getting to his dire punchlines and looking around for acceptance. Needs a punch up the throat even though the cunt is dead. Good riddence to a dire excuse for a human piece of shite.
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Wasn’t he on “Celebrity Squares”? Now that was REALLY a waste of electrons… Didn’t realise the cunt was still extorting his toll on life…
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He was on Celebrity Cunts. Wormfood since 2003 tho. Hussar!
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I used think along the same lines regarding Bob until I watched a documentary about him, very intelligent man, he had a video recorders when hardly any cunt had heard of them and 19 telles recording in all parts of the house, he was a compulsive in recording anything comedy-wise and his collection of 60,000 reel to reel, 16mm and videos is still being trawled through and so far lost episodes and performances from Tony Hancock, Peter Sellers, Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howerd, Arthur Askey, Benny Hill and June Whitfield have been found.
From what I saw he was way ahead of his time, a bit of an eccentric genius that by my take on it was probably acute ocd and his real dark sense of humour afforded him to even laugh at himself…
“They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian … They’re not laughing now.”
Still each to our own.
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Saw the same doc, but that was his private life. On tv he came across in a different light. That’s were he wears his Cunt hat.
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He was a bit of a cunt on tv and not very funny when he did mainstream stuff but after seeing the documentary I think I can see why, that was my point.
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