Pierre Boulez

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Plinky plonk schreech thud. Frog composer/conductor cunt Pierre Boulez has twisted his last pair orf cats bollocks for the sake orf art and is now treating Old Nick to one of his cutting edge metaphysical tone poems.

Music critic at the Guardian in full toss.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

17 thoughts on “Pierre Boulez

  1. A pretentious twat whose music is best listened to with a valium and strong drink, the stronger the better.

  2. Quell un CUNT!

    This is why god invented the mute button. Perhaps this is ‘music’ best appreciated by the w(h)ine aficionado as previously well cunted.

    My first and last encounter.

    He’s a CUNT!

  3. So this cunt is a conductor, well forgive me but that is the sort of job created by the BBC, ie: superfluous.

    If grade 8 musicians need a conductor to keep time for them and alert them of expressions (forte, adagio, spiritoso, adante etc) then they should not be grade 8 in the first place.

    The only conductors of any value were bus conductors (Jack Harper) and electric semi-conductors!

  4. I thought he’d conked years ago, but I was thinking of author Pierre Boulle, who wrote the original short story on which they based the first Planet of the Apes film. Now where did I put those cheese & onion crisps…

  5. and will Lord Rattle of Liverpule still come home if we Brexit?? Maybe we’ll be spared the expense of another concert hall in London (as we’ve already got the RAH, RFH/SouthBank, Barbican (just about…) Cadogan Hall, something up in Channel4 canal-land, something else in the City of London…). In any case, they’d probably build it miles out, in JamieOliver land. How many times has Rattle been married? He could have a crack at Angela Merkin…

    • Get him cunted soon, mop-haired boring old fart who swaps wives faster than Mike Ashley gets through immigrant staff. Did ‘wonders’ at Birmingham then promptly fucked off and spat his dummy out. The Berlin Phil have never been so boring since he turned up and they didn’t like the cunt anyway, spreading his delusional educashion shit all over the place.
      He shouldn’t be allowed back anyway, traitorous prick.

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