I loved the Bond movies from a very young age, be they preposterous far fetched cheese-fests or not. Connery, Moore, Lazenby, Dalton and Brosnan (apart from his last one, though it wasn’t Pierce’s fault) Then suddenly 007 becomes a gloomy emasculated Gollum lookalike in an ill fitting suit, moping his way through joyless, tired retreads of older, better movies. Those cunts who smugly proclaim that Old Misery Guts is the “best Bond ever” are talking out of their arses.
And Barbara Broccoli is a cunt, her no-balls brother Michael G Wilson is a servile wimp cunt, screenwriters Neil Purvis and Robert Wade are cunts, Quantum of Solace writer Paul Haggis is a Marxist cunt, QoS director Marc Forster is a pretentious hack cunt, Sam Mendes is a Luvvie worshipping cunt with no idea how to direct action sequences, Lee Tamahori is a useless cunt who botched “Die Another Day” so badly that it destroyed the formula that had worked since the 1960s.
And poor old Cubby Broccoli must be rotating in his grave.
Nominated by: Mr Bastard
I have to nominate the Guardian and its comment moderators for a cunting.
The bloody Guardian dares to use a picture of C.P.Scott with the caption “Comment is free, but facts are sacred” but they are constantly deleting comments that don’t abide by their “community standards.” Basically, if you don’t subscribe to their world view, your comment gets deleted. So much for “Comment is free.” Heirs to Voltaire these twats are not.
I wrote a comment on an article today (Sun 10/1) by Nick Cohen (“Don’t look to the Pope for Enlightenment values”); I don’t always agree with Cohen but compared to his colleagues, he is a beacon of sanity in an ocean of utter bollocks. His article was a welcome retort to a couple of odious pieces on the events in Cologne and elsewhere, both written, bizarrely, by female journalists who were more “offended” (Christ, how I hate that fucking word) by the suggestion that the bestial behaviour on NYE was carried out by asylum seekers than by the behaviour itself.
If I remember correctly I wrote something like this:
“A splendid article. Thank you Mr Cohen.
We live in strange times. “Liberals” want to censor anything they disagree with. “Feminists” demonise those who criticise mass sexual assault whilst female politicians issue guidelines to the victims of said assaults rather than the perpetrators. “Muslim” is now an ethnicity. And a man who loudly proclaims his reasons for shooting a police officer has his reasons dismissed by those who think they know better.
Perhaps the public revulsion against the events in Cologne and the attempted cover-up by the media will make some people rethink their ideas. And perhaps Mick McCarthy will lead Ipswich to Champions League glory in 2018.”
What, I ask, is the reason this comment was deleted? Excessive sarcasm? Supporting a football team outside the Nu-footie twats’ wonderland of the Premier League? No, I’m pretty sure I know the reason why this comment was deleted.
The ongoing (one way) love-in between folks who describe themselves as “progressive” or “liberal” or “left wing” and micro-cocked Islamists is one of the enduring mysteries of the 21st century. Seriously, I just don’t get it. Opponents of Islamism or critics of Islam (yes, I think they are different things; we can argue about that another time) are routinely described as “far right.” But even mainstream Islam, based as it is on rigid conformity to some pretty old fashioned ideas, seems pretty fucking right wing to me. And some Islamists have views that would make even Heinrich Himmler blanch.
But the Guardian is only part of what appears to be a spreading intolerance and conformity in public life in the West. Deviate a millimetre from the current “progressive” line and you are instantly beyond the pale. Thus, that repellent harridan Germaine Greer, who has made a career for 50 fucking years with her version of feminism, is called a misogynist for suggesting that cutting off your bollocks, sitting down to piss and wearing a dress doesn’t make you a woman. A softly spoken Iranian lady, who dares to dress how she pleases, supports women’s rights in various Islamic hellholes and is open about leaving her religion, is howled down by aggressive Islamist males and the “feminists” at the university where this outrage occurred side with the fucking Islamists. That arrogant cockmuncher Cumberbatch is slagged off by shitheads for saying “coloured people” instead of “people of colour.” Fuck me ragged.
So, fuck you Guardian moderators. And fuck (metaphorically I assure you) all your brain-dead, Islamophile, “feminist” columnists who are more interested in defending savage sex attackers from nasty name calling than in defending the right of young girls to walk safely down the streets of their hometown.
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And if they’re not “happy” that a story fits in with their left-wing, islamophile narrative they don’t even allow comments, e.g. the NYE multicultural fun’n’games in Cologne. Guardian is getting as bad as BBC’s have your say NOT
Cunts the lot of them
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Comment is free my arse. It’s the most heavily censored paper in the country. Fascist cunts.
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I think it was the Ipswich thing that got it deleted, possibly
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Pretty poor film compared to the last one, meh.
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Christ it must be bad as the last one was utter shit. I seem to recall James Bond was rescued by mermaids and as for that Home Alone ending !!!! Cunts.
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There are good bits in Spectre but they are mostly lifted wholesale from earlier movies (just not as well done) and the ending sets up “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 2” so poor Madeline will be for the chop. Guess the next instalment will be gloom upon gloom….. AGAIN!
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Yup the whole Specter film was basically modern retakes of all the other old Bond films including plots and scenes.
I thought Skyfall was pretty good, the story, the action scenes, even the acting, after the bad press it was definitely better than I expected.
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Skyfall did at least try to be “fun” in places but the plot was all over the place. Nothing new for a Bond movie but when they start getting pretensions to “emotional depth” and “seriousness” it just comes over as lazy. The attitude of Sam Mendes & co is that “the Proles won’t notice” when in the past audiences just didn’t care, simply because they were seeing a Bond movie. It might be worth tuning into the BAFTAs if it’s on the telly just to see the expression on Mendes’ face when Spectre won Jack Shit. Chasing BAFTAs, for fuck’s sake…. the CUNTS.
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Spectre is a load of shite… A sulky, pug faced, Scouse midget as Bond (Craig makes Lazenby look like Connery!), that irritating bogtrotting poove from Sherlock doing exactly what he does in Sherlock (ie: being a scenery chewing Irish woofter!), and the crappest Bond theme by that Sam Smith cunt since the last one (Adele, which was also shite!)… The only thing I enjoyed about it was eyeing up Monica Bellucci….
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Did anyone else see that ‘Best Bond theme’ TV show? One of those pointless shows where loads of celebrity cunts talk crap and multitudes of retarded chavs vote for their favourite (ie: most recent) theme song… It didn’t surprise me, but I still can’t believe that Adele’s piss-poor Bassey impersonation (‘Skyfall’) beat Macca’s ‘Live And Let Die’ to the top spot… That screeching Adele bint also finished ahead of Shirley’s ‘Goldfinger’ and ‘Diamonds Are Forever’, Satchmo’s ‘We Have All The Time In The World’ and A-ha’s underrated ‘The Living Daylights’… The UK is really full of lemming-like mongs…
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Spectre’s theme was such a whinge, like some Hipster type blubbing coz his last can of Lynx has run out. A Bond theme should be loud, brassy and as subtle as a boot in the nuts off an irate Shirley Bassey.
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From a musical perspective, only A-Ha’s counts as a stand alone in it’s own right..
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Agreed and don’t forget Rita Coolidges ‘ All time high’ and Carly Simons ‘The Spy who loved me’ fucking class songs . Sam Smith and his 8 strong team of songwriters came up with a pile of shit to masquerade as a Bond Theme. Cunts.
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I also like the Carly Simon song, but I always now see Alan Partridge doing his version…. Duran Duran’s ‘A View To A Kill’ was perfect as a Bond theme and also for Moore’s last 007 outing: over the top, cheesy and the eighties in a nutshell…
I recall Pat Boone on American TV calling Duran satanists (because of the line ‘Dance into the fire’) and Simon Le Bon telling Boone to fuck off…
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One of the best Bond themes was the never used “Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” performed by Dionne Warwick, which was dropped in favour of the Welsh Windbag’s song for “Thunderball”.
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I stand corrected – I meant Duran Duran when I said A-ha. Must be the red wine…!
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And lets not forget Live and let Die
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I remember my mother remarking that she didn’t like that film because there were too many black people in it
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Scott Walker also did a theme tune for one of the Brosnan Bond movies… But they chose Garbage (who live up to their name!) instead… That Shirley Manson is an ugly mare…
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“I remember my mother remarking that she didn’t like that film because there were too many black people in it” That made me laugh Dioclese. I think ‘Live and let die’ is the best Bond theme.
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I am waiting for channel 5 to do “the nations top 50 favourite top 50 favourites show” shortly before disappearing up it’s own bumhole, taking it’s documentaries about people with physical affilctions with it. I didn’t win 33 million on the lottery, so have to have some dream to cling on to.
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My own team, Man United are cunts and Louis Van Gaal is also a cunt… Losing 4-0 at home to Forest was the final straw for me under that cunt, Dave Sexton, and his destruction of The Doc’s great side…But this present mob are worse…. Another 90 minutes of crap and Rooney celebrates a last minute penalty like he is one of the holy trinity (Best, Law & Charlton)…The ‘look at me’ fat Scouse wigheaded cunt….
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Im only glad I ripped this cuntful excuse of a movie off Pirate Bay.Otherwise Id be missing the loss of cash as well as the 2.5 hours of life I will never get back.
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You did well – I couldn’t find it on there…!
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Try Putlocker, they have a very good print.
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yup Mr B Putlocker have a perfect copy
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My 5 favorite bond films (in no particular order) Dr No , Man with the golden gun, goldfinger, moonraker (Dr. Holly Goodhead lol),The Spy Who Loved Me. I remember the Vatican condemned Dr. No because of Bond’s cruelty and the sexual content remember these are the same cunts who get away with sodomising young boys and the inquisition being the most horrid sadistic torture and thoughtless killing imaginable.
You can’t beat these five films end the bloody franchise already daniel craig is a butt smelling weasel!
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Amusingly Craig now looks older than Roger Moore did in his last one…
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Except Moore could carry a silly film and old misery guts can’t…
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Out of all the actors who have EVER played James Bond, Daniel Craig is without a shadow of a doubt the most recent.
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well of course he’s the most recent what the fuck are you on about?
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Subtle cunting of people who praise the latest as the best, just because.
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LIke the Adele song… I get it…
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But can you tell what the hell she is singing over the appalling diction and bad echo effects? I can’t
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Whenever I see the huge Daniel Craig poster in HMV Manchester advertising Spectre (a Bond film, almost straight to DVD… Says it all, really) I think of the TV tea adverts secret agent chimp, Brook Bond…The similarity really is uncanny…
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