Phil Harding [2]

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Phil Harding deserves a Cunting nomination:

It’s a pity Time Team went the way it did as it was a diamond in a sea of shit, but why did we have to suffer the cuntishness of Harding with his: effected accent, his manky hair, those goat teeth, that scabby cowboy hat and his Village People shorts when all we watched Time Team for is to better understand our historical heritage, that and the down top shots of the young fillies. As soon as one of the bit players found something interesting good ol’ Phil could be relied on to trench hop, shame his grandsire didn’t display the same tendency at the Somme. Who does he think he is: Indiana fekin’ Jones? The grand high mugwump of Wessex university (where the fuck is Wessex?) was a cringe worthy Cunt of the first watter; a nowhere man from a nowhere land who, along with his hook nosed front man, should have been used as props in a re-enactment of the medieval punishment dished out to heretics. One faggot each, form a line on the left.

One of his better quotes:

“Oh arr, arr, arr, I TOLD YOU! Arr, a wall, arr, arr, arr. IN MY TRENCH! arr, tessera, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Beer?”

Phil Harding: you are a Cunt, good riddance.

Nominated by: King Cnut

7 thoughts on “Phil Harding [2]

  1. Ooof. Cunts a bit harsh. I dislike the man quite a lot, but a cunt? Each to their own though.

    I’m working silly hours over the next week so I would really appreciate someone writing up a good cunting for Dermot O’leary. It’s due.

  2. I used to like watching Time Team, but this cunt, along with that little cunt Baldrick Robinson mentioning G-Fizz all the fucking time put me off it.

    • As he said “where is it”? Iit’s nowhere, it’s a figment of a deranged imagination, who’s on the throne? Alfred? You chinless inbred tory cock sucker.

      • I love Phill Harding what a great bloke, he gets stuck in, is very knowledgeable and is therefore an invaluable member of Time Team. You are all wrong he’s not a cunt of course, his accent at times might be accentuated but hey, who doesn’t from time to time feel proud of where they are from. That’s all it is. He’s of good character, larger than life and because he’s earned his stripes on the archaeology fields of Britain he gets my vote.

  3. I like Phil, along with his cast. The “Time Team” crew do a great job of exploring British archeology. It gives us Canadians with British heritage a look at our ancestors lives.

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