Lara Mason

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Lara Mason is a massive cunt…

Lara, 29, originally from Northern Ireland, made a 3ft (91cm) sponge replica of Prince George that won gold in the Cake International competition….

“Prince George is one of the most famous children and I wanted to do my nod to the Royal Family,” she told BBC NI’s Good Morning Ulster…. If the royal parents would like him, she would be happy to oblige, she said….

What sort of weirdo makes a life size cake of a royal baby?! You think there’d be an outcry over this (what with all the other crap they get hysterical about!)… The Twitter mob have been offended by worse… Making cakes for kid’s birthdays that look like giraffes, R2-D2 or Spongebob or whatever, fair enough… But a real human being? And a child at that?! And fucking life size?! There is something seriously wrong here… What’s fucking next? A cake of the migrant kid who was found on the beach? or maybe Harper Seven Beckham? For fuck’s sake…

Also saying it’s her nod to the royal ponces proves she is a total cunt….

Nominated by: Norman

47 thoughts on “Lara Mason”

  1. What a fucking weirdo. If she was a guy she would be up for peado charges. Still any cunt that needs to be recognised by the royal family, the highest paid benefit scrouges on this earth, deserves all the cunting they can get.

    • I nominate as total cunts any member of the rf with kids, on the grounds of the godawful outfits they dress them up in.

      Reckon the next Beckham production will be called EighttilLate. Attention-seeking parents often put capitals in the middle of names…

  2. I would like to nominate…

    DIY (especially painting) for a good cunting.

    I fucking loathe painting, I used to get a friend to do it for mates rates all the time, now he has moved away the local ones I found all want about £150 a room minimum + the cost of the paint.
    So fuck that, I now have to do it, the first hour is ok but it soon becomes more tedious than queuing in the supermarket behind a woman.
    So the wife has decided the dining room needed painting, fuck knows why, it’s fine and was only done a couple of years ago in a simple white.
    She eventually decided on a very light pastel gray colour, so I went and bought the paint (£48 for 10 litres) and have just spent the morning slaving my arse off putting two coats on the walls, the wife has just come home and stated she doesn’t like it as it is too fucking dark.
    I nearly fucking dunked her head in the paint, the ignorant cunt and we just had a huge row because she wants me to now paint it white (the colour it fucking was before!), naturally I told her to ‘FUCK OFF’.
    So it looks like another trip to to B&Q, another £50 and another 3 hours I will have to waste just to stop her fucking moaning.

    So, DIY (especially painting) is a cunt, and so is Mrs Boaby.
    I am now going to have some lunch, a large JD & Coke and Google ‘how to poison your wife’

    • working in one of the many establishments that mix and sell paint, may I recomend to you that you employ a decorator.
      I am fed up with cunts telling us we mixed the wrong colour (despite the fact we have given them exactly what they want) or the “B&Q paint is cheeper” yes it is, it has less pigment in it too so you use more!!!
      so please do not cut out the middleman get a pro in and we will both be happy.

      • Damn right LB. Better finish, no stress and doing your bit for the economy, whichever shade; see what I did there, smartarse cunt am I

        DIY cunts game.

      • A decorator (labour only) is around £120 per day.

        I work in construction and I would expect two coats on the ceiling and a mist and top coat on the walls for a days work in a through lounge / living room.

        If you wanted the skirting and doors glossed that would be another days work.

        With decent quality paint add another £120 for brilliant white (ceiling), mixed colour of your choice for walls and undercoat and gloss.

      • Actually it was Dulux paint, not cheap B&Q shit, I could have got 10L of B&Q for £25.
        I would and always did used to get my mate to do it, he was a painter & decorator by trade and would do a room for £50 cash in hand if I bought the paint,
        But he has moved away and I got a few quotes, most wanted £150+ and the price of the paint = £200.
        That’s a fair whack for a single room, so fuck it, did it myself for £50 and 3 hours of my time.
        I also never mentioned about the colour, that was the wife, looks like it does on the tin to me, Mrs Boaby is just an argumentative cunt 😀

    • Why didn’t you tell your wife to fuck off and just told it didn’t need painting? Are you some kind of weak spineless cunt around the house ?

      • I tried that, but she she is a vindictive old cunt and always brings up my ‘affair’ from 12 years ago!
        When you get to my age it’s easier to just let her have her way, no way I am getting a divorce and letting the cunt get the house!
        I would rather fucking torch it 😀

      • You don’t want to tangle with Mrs balls either.

        I think I just started divorce proceedings by questioning her choice of new kitchen cupboards and worktop combo.

        Now I have to find appliances that will match it for less than a new car would cost.

        FFS!

      • I can relate to that, about 8 years ago our kettle died, so a trip to Dixons with the wife ensued as a kettle is a necessity.
        No we could not buy a white one for £25 or £30, apparently WE had to have the stainless steel one to match the toaster that cost £45.
        Fucking women!

      • Im Suprised with Abdu Iqbal in charge of the decesion he saw justifiable reason, being a man of the head rag. Giving the other half a seeing to is all part of the relationship. Maybe he jailed him for drinking?

  3. It sounds like she needs a good fucking. You could have saved yourself a lot of time and money.

    • She’ll have saved some time & money not having to do the foreskin. Oh yes, by a rabbi; full military honours. Join the dots.

  4. Thats prince george as a kid?bloody hell he looks like a Aryan race wet dream he’s just missing the Lederhosen,Seig Heil! isn’t the queen more german then english if I’m not mistaken?
    At least Lara didn’t do a jimmy saville sponge cake although jim will fix(fuck) it would probably find that cake as a huge turn on the sick click clack nonce

    • He looks like a fat cunt to me, all that foise gras he has been shoveling down his neck, little cunt has probably got gout already.
      That’s what happens when you have people to feed you, wipe your arse and get you dressed, but being Royal that will continue to his grave
      Get the little fat fuck on Celebrity Fit Club to shed a few kilos

  5. QI

    Went from being Quite Funny to Quite Shit to a complete sack of cuntspill.

    Formula is as follows:

    Stephen Fry says “bum” or “bottom” or something equally brilliant.
    Audience laughs.

    Cuntishly unfunny knobhead panellist (Jack Whitehall, Sue Perkins etc) says something cuntishly knobheadedly unfunny.
    Audience howls.

    Alan Davies does a few cuntishly stupid facial manoeuvres to act out whatever the cuntishly unfunny knobhead panellist has just said.
    Audience goes berserk.

    Cunts. The whole bloody fucking lot of them, including the audience.

    • Or: ‘buttspill’ might be more appropriate for the fudge packer, as he often reminds us. Used to be a reasonable show until the Bum Bashing Cunts went into gay is good overdrive. You can burn the bastards for me I no longer watch.

      Cunts!

    • Ah, but it’s going to get even worse:

      Fry is due to be replaced by Sandi Toksvig (cunted previously) later this year.

      • You’re kidding, right? Toksvig? Even for someone like me, who swears like the proverbial trooper, she’s fucking vulgar.

  6. That’s a cake? Fuck me! That is creepy as fuck. She needs to see a psychiatrist. My sister makes awesome cakes. When I retired from the Army she made two. One had icing with colours and cap badge of the Royal Regiment of Artillery. The other she’d iced as a green field with two 105mm field guns that she’d made herself. Every time someone has a birthday, she bakes them a cake. Last year, I had a cake iced with half of the Union Jack on one side, the St George Cross in the middle, and half the Stars and Stripes on the other, with a small Confederate flag on top of it, to symbolise my Texan heritage. It was almost a shame to eat it.

  7. I think it’s time “Sir” Phillip Dildo…err…Dilley needs a cunting. Dilley is the grossly overpaid, incompetent, shameless fuckwit who is currently the Chairman of the Environment Agency. Dilley has become famous over the past three or four weeks for basically sticking two fingers up to people, predominantly in the North of England, who have lost almost everything, due to suffering the worst floods in living memory.

    While those poor bastards were desperately trying to salvage as many of their belongings as they could before deluges, Dilley was, as he claimed today, “at home” during the crisis. What he failed to mention though, is that the house he was at, was in Barbados. Having him being quizzed by a parliamentary committee today, it’s been apparent to me, that Dilley doesn’t actually give a fuck about the people who have been flooded out of their homes and businesses.

    Dilley is a perfect example of the type of self serving, incompetent arsehole that infests the civil service today.

  8. If a man had mad this life-size cake of Prince George, he’d be seen as having Saviletastic tendencies…

  9. Angela Merkel desperately needs a New Year cunting. Over the New Year, more than a hundred women have been sexually assaulted and robbed in cities such as Cologne and Stuttgart. The offenders have been described as males of Arab and North African appearance. In others, adherents of the “Religion of Peace”. Yes, once again, allegedly peaceful muslims have been busy showing the world that, far from being peaceful, they are actually devolved, stone age, violent, uncivilised, sub-human scum. A councillor in Cologne has even declared the city centre to be a “no-go” zone for women and tourists.

    How is it, that in the 21st Century, parts of cities in a supposedly modern country like Germany can be described as no-go zones, because muslim “men” are committing heinous crimes against women? How has this happened? Because over the past 12 months, that arrogant, fat slag of a Chancellor, Merkel has allowed more than one MILLION “refugees” into Germany. And that’s not the end of it, because she’s planning on allowing even more in this year.

    And of course, instead of addressing the concerns of the German people about this ridiculously enormous and sudden rise in the German population, in true left wing fashion, she brands anyone who disagrees with her or asks uncomfortable questions, as bigots, islamophobes, fascists, Nazis, etc. With the collusion of the German media, she openly insults the supporters and leaders of groups like PEGIDA, instead of acknowledging that they have some genuine and valid concerns.

    Merkel and her followers are too arrogant to even acknowledge the fact that THEY are responsible for the rise in popularity of these allegedly “far” right groups. Had they not acted in such a contemptuous manner toward their own people by allowing such a massive horde of mostly muslim interlopers, these groups would not be as popular as they are. What did she think would happen? That ordinary German people, those who would actually have to live with newcomers, would simply welcome them with open arms. The fact that these groups are growing in popularity by the day, should be a sign to Merkel that she has gone WAY to far. But she’s too arrogant to see that sign.

    One of the worst things about Merkel, is her arrogance. She openly invited all of these so called refugees to Germany, without once considering how they would get there. Consequently, there has been outright chaos in neighbouring countries such as Austria, Hungary and Serbia, because that horde has to travel through those countries to reach Germany. Merkel doesn’t give a fuck though. It’s as if she thinks she OWNS those countries. The big problem is, none of those countries gave permission for the tens of thousands of alleged refugees to enter their countries. And Merkel, and her EU puppets, have the nerve to criticise those countries for erecting long, high fences, and reintroducing border controls.

    And for the past few months, the cheeky fat slag has been trying to bully other EU countries in taking their “fair share” of these parasites. What is it about lefties that makes them behave in such a treacherous way toward their own people? Why do they hate their own countries so much? Why do they think they have the right to change the ethnic and cultural make up of their countries by bringing in millions of foreigners, without having the decency to ask their countrymen for their permission? As far as I’m concerned, Merkel is the anti-Christ. She needs to be taken out.

    • If there is another Nazi style movement in Germany in years to come, Merkel will be to blame…

      • I doubt it merkel is very anti nazi when Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been saying a Palestinian leader persuaded the Nazis to carry out the Holocaust not hitler . Merkel reminded everyone about the 6 zillion garillion jews that died because you know, no one else suffered only the jews in the war. What she’s responsible for is getting EU to accept infinity muslims into europe now there is rapes and assaults everyday europe will be destroyed in no time. Hameron also lied about cutting down the number of migrants the pig fucking cunt. Muzzies are in your base goyim! http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jan/04/david-cameron-eu-referendum-net-migration-target

      • What I meant was if any fascist or right-wing groups gain more followers in Germany and violence and trouble spreads, it will be because Merkel has made Germany a haven for these savages… Old Enoch actually had a point all those years ago….

      • My bad norm I misread that you’re right though. @ QDM Yep and she’s getting booed criticised left right and center but I doubt she’s going to backtrack on infinity muslims into europe and of course leftist cuckolded journalists are saying these rapes and assaults aren’t really happening they are just a figment of your imagination the silly cuntheads! Seriously some stupid forbes journalist said this is being planned by anti immigration protesters seriously you can’t make this shit up.

    • According to the Express, Merkel is now saying she wants to cut the number of refugees entering Germany, whilst maintaining the open borders. Good luck with that, Frau Dickhead. She’s just making noises because her popularity has nosedived.

  10. Henry Rollins is a cunt.

    You’d think it would be hard to cunt anyone who had once stated that they wanted to “make a house record out of the sound of Morrissey being burned to death”.

    So why am I cunting him?

    Because he has now changed his tune and says: “I like the guy. I think he’s very intelligent and has real good taste in music. There are definitely some people I wouldn’t mind seeing burned to death – I absolutely have a kill list. But not good old Morrissey. I think the world is a much better place with him in it.”

    What a fucking cunt.

    • Had to google him. He’s that famous, I had to see photo before I knew who you were talking about. At first I thought he was being ironic with that comment. But anyone who makes a comment like that in the first place is a definite cunt.

  11. It’s probably a dead baby dipped in icing sugar (that the fat cunt got from bins at the at the back of a nunnery).

    The Northern Irelandish are all cunts – We have to pay a fortune for millions of fake public sector jobs because the filthy bastards are as dumb as shit and utterly unemployable.

    And the dirty cunts talk like farting arse-holes (“noy”).

  12. Camelot need a cunting. I don’t do the lottery myself. Don’t need to. But as we’ve had the saga of the non-stop rollover, out of curiosity I decided to see how many people had won the jackpot. Anyone care to guess? Anybody? That’s right, none. Again. If I remember correctly, this means the lottery has now rolled over 14 times. FOURTEEN FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW. That is pathetic.

    As we all know, a couple of months back Camelot to decided to cheat. They increased the price of a single line to £2, and increased the numbers from 49 to 59. They told everyone that it meant it would be easier to win. The problem Camelot had with that blatant lie, is that anyone with even a basic knowledge of mathematics would know that if you increase the numbers in a lottery, you increase the odds of winning. That means, it actually becomes harder to win. Especially the jackpot. Which has been brilliantly proven by the fact that the jackpot has now just had its fourteenth fucking rollover.

    Whilst looking at the prize breakdown, I noticed something else that Cumalot have started doing, that I had no idea about. If you get two numbers, instead of getting a small cash prize, you get a lucky dip. Big fucking deal. Considering the odds of anyone winning the jackpot are currently worse than the odds of the RMS Titanic sailing into New York, a free lucky dip is about as much use as a eunuch’s testicles.

    And that’s not the only bullshit Cumalot have come up with. One of my dotty, yet endearing old aunts bought me five scratch cards as a Christmas present. I got a tenner on one, fuck all on two more, and then a free scratch card on each of the last two. Cumalot must think we’re all a bunch of morons. By giving out scratch cards instead of a cash prize, they’re actually saving money, because the chances of even winning with one of the free scratch cards are quite low. You might get lucky. Then again, a low flying elephant might shit on your head.

    The board of directors at Camelot are a bunch of cheating, money grabbing thieves. I hope they all come home early one day and find their wives/husbands shagging a bull mastiff. Cunts.

    • Apparently the mega rollover has to be won Saturday and if no-one gets six numbers then 5+bonus will win it, then if no-one gets that 5 numbers will take it etc.
      The Lotto is such a con now, it was always a con but the extra numbers make even winning a tenner impossible and the prizes now are pathetic!

      Last nights draw:
      2 people got 5+ the bonus and got a pathetic £74,900 each.
      128 matched 5 numbers getting £1,231 each.
      7,583 matched 4 numbers getting £134 each.
      179,547 matched 3 getting £25 each
      1,822,860 matched 2 getting a free lucky dip

      Fucking atrocious prize amounts, but they can say over 2 million people won (1.8 million winning a lucky dip)

      Anyone who plays the lottery is a cunt, you have better odds of hitting a straight 5 times in a row on roulette.
      Go in to your local casino, stick £1 on any number from 0-36,
      if your number comes in you win = £36,
      put this on a single number, if it comes in = £1260,
      put this on a single number, if it comes in = £44,100,
      put this on a single number, if it comes in = £1,543,500,
      put this on a single number, if it comes in = £54,022,500

      And when you put it like that you realise how fucking impossible it is to win the new lottery!

      • I heard when this Lottery shit began that you had more chance of guessing a strangers phone number than winning the Lottery. Now with the extra balls, you would have more chance of guessing a strangers phone number, and the Queen knocking your door and calling you a cunt. The cunts.

  13. Henriette Reker the Mayor of Cologne is an uber -cunt of the highest proportions!In the wake of the gangs described as “African and Arab” attacking girls in the city on New Years Eve she has the fucking audacity to devise a “code of conduct” for women as to how to avoid a sexual assault by “keeping at arms length from strangers”.When there is a large gang of predators cornering you how the fuck will that advice help in the slightest.I don`t use the phrase victim blaming a lot as it is often mis used for a particular ultra feminist agenda but in this circumstance it is absolutely apt.She may as well have said please stay away from men in the street as you are so underdressed and westernised that they will not be able to control their urges.Why does she not hand out a “code of conduct” to migrants and refugees explaining the customs of Western Civilistaion:why not because it would be viewed as racist.That is right in cultural marxist ideology the attitude of the so called progressives is to blame anyone who isn`t black even if it means turning your back on feminist values and common decency.I hate the far right with a passion but at least they are standing up to what the media failed to report for 5 days!It is like Rotherham all over again.When Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris were caught sexually abusing children and when the Cosby ( I know he is black but he lived all his life in America so they have no problem demonizing him as he is Western)allegations came up everyone jumped on the bandwagon.Are they doing so now?Are they fuck.This Henrietta Reker should fuck of to the Middle East where women who get attacked are blamed and their perpetrators are let off scot free.Horribly rancid old cunt!

    • “I hate the far right with a passion” I hate the far left with a passion they are the ones who want to create a pc special snowflake world with less whites more borders being broken more hypocritical bullshit, they support the marxist idealogy. This migrant crisis is mass organised I can’t understand why these cunts behind the shadows want these raping bombing muzzies here in the first place. When islamic extremists say we want to destroy the western world and cunts like merkel and hameron say alright come to europe so you can destroy us it makes no fucking sense! Somebody in the temple wants to destroy europeans I wonder who that could be?….

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