Virgin Atlantic

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Virgin Atlantic, fucking bunch of cunts the lot of them.

3 fucking drinks on a 10 1/2 hour flight and you have to virtually kiss their snooty arses to get those, and don’t forget your Ps&Qs otherwise the trolley dolly throws a hissy fit. They say they have had trouble with people getting too pissed. Well in that case learn to recognise some one who can take their drink from a 2 pint terrorist.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

13 thoughts on “Virgin Atlantic

  1. Never flown with Virgin Atlantic, but last time I went to Jamaica with British Airways the cunts kept giving me loads of Bacardi and Cokes. It definitely helped pass the 9-10 hour flight, chatted up one the Air Hostesses most of the way too. What a nice Flight.

      • Yeah she probably did considering I was being friendly with some of the other Hostesses too. Oh well, got a load of free drinks but no pussy. Made up for it in Jamaica though. What a cunt I am.

  2. Not flown with Virgin and by the sounds of it probably will not either.
    Best airlines I have been with were Malaysian, Singapore Airlines and Aegean.
    Most “entertaining” was the flying (barely) oddity in Nigeria that someone said was run out of a mud hut by a grandma who kept chickens. There were more prayers to more Gods than you can imagine at take off, and if you wanted in-flight catering you had to catch it first while it ran and flew around the fuselage.

  3. Same with Emirates. Staff with their heads so far up their arse, complaining your ruining their day. These cunts forget they are flying food servers.

    The only difference between them and someone at the local coffee franchise is the plane. The cunts.

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