Colette Paul

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The cunt in charge of the Bedfordshire police wants to impose a zero tolerance for speeding on the M1. So 1mph over the limit and you get a £100 fine.

The reason, to reduce accidents and potential deaths you may think, which is the usual bollocks of an excuse they use for speed cameras? No this cunt has openly said and admitted its a cash generating scheme to raise lost revenue due to government cuts. I don’t know whether to applaud the cunt for at least telling the truth or call her a complete twat.

Stop harassing the motorist and start doing some proper plod work like nicking criminals.

Nominated by: Lord Swinging Balls

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  2. Unenforceable bollox speaketh the wench. HGV’s bi-annually calibrated tacho has a tolerance of ± 5% and cars ±10%; so good luck with that one you brain dead bitch. She’ll have to think up some new stupidity in her war against the Moto-terrorists.

    She’s: a cunt, with a cunt, in cunt’s uniform, in a job made for cunts! a veritable prototypical Holocunt.

  3. Here’s why this stupid cunt’s half-baked plan won’t work:

    The only way she can possibly catch everyone exceeding 70mph is through average speed cameras. As much as everyone hates these fucking things, what with all the 50mph sections already on the M1, M6, M4, etc… we all generally obey them to avoid a fine, do we not?

    Errr, so….

    Presumably she hopes everyone will just ignore them on her stretch of the M1 and just hand our money over? Duh! People will simply grit their teeth, drive at 70mph through Bedforshire and she won’t get a fucking penny (save for the odd buffoon).

    Her scheme will cost a fortune to impose and enforce, generate little revenue and just piss everybody right off. This woman isn’t fit to hold office and she makes Cheif Wiggum look competent.

    • This dumb idea actually has the potential to cause accidents. If she does bring in this zero tolerance bullshit, people will be keeping their eyes on their speedos rather than the road.

  4. Gentlemen seek and you shall find…….

    Bedfordshire Chief Constable Colette Paul’s early retirement timing ‘unexpected’
    The decision comes just three weeks after taxpayers resoundingly voted ‘no’ in a referendum to hike the police precept by 15.8%
    However speaking to us this afternoon, Bedfordshire police and crime commissioner Olly Martins said that the referendum result had no bearing on the chief constable’s decision which he said had been made “earlier in the year”.

    Happy Festivus

    • Can’t belive they even bothered with that referendum. 15% indeed!
      Suffice to say I voted against…

      • Happy Festivus!? You actually celebrate Festivus based on the seinfeld wank show? well got your festivus pole out yet? Don’t forget about the airing of grievances!

      • 1; Daniel Lawrence O’Keefe invented Festivus, his son was a writer for seinfeld and used the experience in one of the shows.

        2; Festivus is about not celebrating.

        3; Whether or not I have got my pole out yet is my business, dirty boy.

        4; Consider grievances now settled.

        5; A sense of humor is optional.

      • 6; I could say the same about people who celebrate sky pixie nonsense but they tend to fly into a furious rage, especially this time of year for some strange reason…

      • I find it hard to believe Daniel Lawrence O’Keefe actually invented Festivus. It was either a very conveniently planned joke or the irish really are strange cunts.

        But you didn’t answer my question do you actually celebrate or (not celebrate it or whatever) Festivus. “6” Yeah but christmas has a bigger history and believe it or not christmas isn’t really christian holiday for starters jesus wasn’t born on december 25 2) there is a bible verse condemning the adorning of trees “For the customs of the peoples are worthless they cut a tree out of the forest, and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel. They adorn it with silver and gold they fasten it with hammer and nails” 3) christmas has pagan roots julbock and yuletide both of pagan origin (how about a nice creepy yule goat for yuletime?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Julbock.jpg
        Essentially christmas is a paganized holiday with christian overtones but it is still in my opinion better. Although I know Festivus is a mock holiday it seems strange why people take part in it or replace it.

    • Note only sergeants were present. Constables probably would have been a little more forceful.

      High ranking cop fucks up, retires early on astonishing pension and lump sum (not to mention massive already paid wages), will doubtless get a nice cosy job in the private sector, maybe with a company that their previous force has just outsourced some work to…?

      • You’re right Colette is a cunt but the I wouldn’t be surpried if somebody else came up with the idea but either way it’s another cash grab for the goyverment.

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