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Oh god Mtv!

Those stupid assholes who helped destroy music, the funny thing is they don’t even play music videos anymore but even if they did it would be the nicki minge and taylor swift twat variety hour with stupid rap. Its just shitty reality shite shows like real world and cribs where rich douchy cunts show off their multimillion mansions and their collection of 15 cars trucks and tanks.

Who the fuck would want to watch that? Cunts that’s who! MTV are fooking cunts!

Nominated by: Titslapper

39 thoughts on “MTV”

  1. Couldn’t agree more, TS… Where to start? 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, Cribs, The Osbournes, Geordie Shore (for fuck’s sake!), Pimp My Ride, Jackass…. MTV should be caught under the trade decriptions act… For it is not a music channel… It’s like most of ITV’s output (Jeremy Kyle, Real Housewives, Flock Stars, X-Factor)… It’s TV made by cunts, featuring cunts and watched by cunts… Simple as that…

    I remember when MTV actually played music… They even had slots for different genres (120 Minutes, Headbangers Ball, Unplugged etc)… Now when it does play videos (which isn’t often), we get the same old rap and autotuned bullshit and talentless twerking slags…

    • I quite like jackass, there is something compelling viewing idiots hurt themselves for your entertainment. I imagine it was the same in the Colosseum in ancient Rome. But then again I am a massive cunt….

    • EmpTV is pure evil filth norm they want kids to have children at a young age and fuck up their lives with 16 and pregnant’s wank fest. Jersey Shore abunch of stupid Guidos acting stupid and getting paid millions for it, stupid Goombah cunts. Reality tv is for cuntheads , rap and hip hop is MOCO music like fred said it is horseshite.

  2. Just watched Friday’s Have I Got News For You on the BBC iplayer. Fucking ruined by some smug twat called Charlie Brooker in the chair. Only watched to the end because I was hoping Paul Merton would thump the cunt.

    Pretty shocking when Diane Abbott isn’t the biggest arsehole on a TV show. What a total cunt.

    • He is a cunt, but quite a clever cunt. Some of his shows and books are very fucking funny. And yes, I too am a cunt.

    • I normally quite like Charlie Brooker too, he did a series called weekly wipe where he rants on for half an hour about various shit what has happened (sic) and he did break Dough Stanhope onto UK TV.

      He also did a series of 1 hour films for C4, the first one was where terrorists kidnap a princess and the PM has to fuck a pig on live TV to save her.

      Watch it here;

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uii0KKUzYg

      But then again, as I said before, I am a massive cunt….

      • Booker is a leftie wanker who is incapable of seeing the wrongs of his left wing wank bank pals.A bit like that little fascist wank stain Jeremy Hardy.

      • Yeah dire straits were pretty good they were taking the piss out of EmptyTV culture with money for nothing. Chas is a pretty good musician heard a few of his tracks I like the pisstake on new tricks cover which makes fun of “eric clapton is god” with the dog pissing on the wall, I still like clapton though no one could copy his style.

      • Who the fuck would want to. Got ripped a new arsehole when Hendrix appeared on the scene and skulked off to play boring shit ever since.

      • Um hendrix was dead in 1970 dire straits formed in 77. Hendrix was alright people keep on saying he was the best ever . Personally he’s a bit overrated but I like are you experienced? he was a weak vocalist too but sometimes it works great and sometimes it doesn’t.

      • I’m talking about Clapton. But you are right you never hear anyone whistling a Hendrix tune.

      • The Dominoes stuff Clapton did with Duane Allman and Jim Gordon was good, but I agree he lost it after that… Nothing comes near his stuff with Cream, and I think he knows it…

        The ‘paper and comb’ bit from ‘Crosstown Traffic’ can be whistled… Black Sabbath are harder to whistle… Try whistling War Pigs,Children Of The Grave or Planet Caravan…

  4. Charlie Brooker is a pseudo socialist cunt, sucking at the teat of the BBC and Guardian whilst appearing to be anti-establishment , married to a coke head (Konnie Huq)
    I have indulged in copious amounts of cocaine and I can tell you know she is fucking wired in this picture! (it’s obviously photoshopped cleavage, but check her eyes! That’s fucking cocaine, not camera flash in her eyes!

    http://www.wallpapers-pictures.net/albums/konnie-huq/konnie-huq-006.jpg

    • Cocaine is a pretty stupid drug if you think about, it’s great as a first time experience or even 2nd 3rd but it gets pretty old after awhile, the feeling I mean . Stick to pot, hash , wine, and ale, the harder drugs cause to many problems but that bird is definitely on coke pearly shiny eyes.
      For the record I don’t hate all music videos but alot of the ones in the 80’s were crap , and the 90’s EmpTV shite videos was fucking brutal, something nauseating about it. I like the early pink floyd videos with syd barrett cause you can tell the band was having fun with a limited budget like scarecrow and arnold layne. Here’s a music video from Frank Zappa claymation was unheard of he was one of the first people to use it with bruce bickford https://youtu.be/8ZRNPUmwAOY check it out if you want its pretty neat

  5. Class War are about due for a cunting. That bunch of violent, soap dodging, bigoted, ignorant, left wing fuckwits. They’ve threatened to riot if Zac Goldsmith wins the election to become London Mayor. The very name of this group of democracy hating cock wipes is laughable. Because the vast majority of their members are middle class arseholes, living off trusts provided by mummy and daddy.

    In a democracy, even a flawed one like ours, people have the right to vote for any candidate they wish. You have the right to vote for one candidate, or another, depending on their policies, etcetera. You have the right to refrain from voting should none of the candidates be what you want. Sometimes, the person you voted for wins, sometimes they don’t. That’s democracy, and most of us accept that. What you DO NOT have, is the right to spit out your dummy and take to the streets, damaging or destroying other peoples property, simply because the majority of people voted for the candidate that you hate.

    That’s what Class War are proposing if Sadiq Khan doesn’t win. One of their leaders, Jon Rees, is a real piece shit. He chaired the press conference, at which CAGE, that bunch of muslim filth who love terrorists, praised the cocksucker known as jihadi john. Rees is the dictionary definition of the word, ‘traitor’. This cunt literally hates EVERYTHING British. So I can also assume he hates himself.

    And like all knuckle dragging, far left fuckwits, Rees sees it as his holy mission to condescendingly fight for the working class. Even if their actions cause harm to the working class. It never fails to amaze me that these clowns constantly drone on about fighting fascism, whilst using the very same tactics that the Fascists themselves employed. They are far, far too stupid to realise that THEY are they enemy of the Working Class.

      • Agreed, fucking vermin who give the working class ( do they even exist anymore? ) a bad name.

        I knew one of these cunts, thought he was an “anarchist” then he was a “Marxist” then he was a “Trotsky-est” then back to “anarchist” again. Then he got a good shoeing for being a cunt with some body else’s bird and the cunt went crying to the police.

        They are too stupid to see that they are a product of the very establishment that they are trying to bring down. Cunts.

    • The watermark is the alternate take of the video, strawberry fields definitely influenced pink floyds videos. I think the watermark is there because of the stupid copyright laws on youtube you have to alter it or youtube takes it down.

    • The stones when they were actually good brian looks pretty cool in those shades he died a few months after that was shot, I really like the song salt of the earth its highly overlooked in the rolling stone discography beggars banquet was a great album I probably like it a bit more then sticky fingers . Although the spanish cover for sticky fingers is my favorite rolling stones cover art its a shame they went with andy poofhals gay cover art. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/RS_StickyF-Esp71.jpg

      • I almost consider gimme shelter to be rolling stones theme or anthem because it’s so well known. I not the biggest stones fan out there but I like certain albums preferably the U.S. release of between the buttons , beggars banquet and sticky fingers.
        Although if I had to pick my top 10 favorite songs it would be Salt of the Earth, Moonlight Mile, Walking the dog, Connection,Paint it black,Ruby Tuesday,No expectations,19th Nervous Breakdown,Sister Morphine and Let’s Spend the Night Together.
        Rolling Stones aren’t “the greatest rock band ever” but its a good selling point and they are the one of the biggest bands to tour for this long last time my friend saw them he said it was like watching high energy zombies play good music haha.

      • Gimme shelter, Sympathy for the devil, Paint it black, Honkey tonk woman, Satisfaction, Brown sugar, Jumpin jack flash, Under my thumb, You can’t always get what you want and Midnight rambler would be my top 10.

        I don’t know how I feel about them still playing gigs; on the one hand its a bit sad and it looks like they are trying to squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone. On the other hand they seem to be enjoying it and I wouldn’t like anyone telling me I couldn’t do something I loved doing because I was too old.

  8. Beggers banquet was a great album, better I would say then the contemporary Beatles “Sgt Pepper”

  9. The White Album was better than Sgt Pepper…. Beggar’s Banquet was great…. ‘Jigsaw Puzzle’ is a great track…

    • More fucking griefjacking! WTF is the matter with these people?
      Didn’t know him, don’t care, fuck the silly little sod. At least he’s improved the gene pool by not reproducing…

      • Someone once said on this site that soon there will be more celebrities than normal people…

        Not only that, there will eventually be no more talented people… Because of Youtube and the web any useless fucker can get on screen or make a recording… People who follow cunts like that whoring ‘Youtube Family’ already see morons and the mundane as entertainment… TV and music are full of famous for nothing cunts and soon enough cinema will soon die out because of it too…

  11. I want a Tank, my own tank! so when the twat next door starts up his lawn mower at fart o’clock in the morning. I can just slip through the drivers hatch, fire it up and pop accross and do a few neutral turns on his lawn.

  12. I used to go to a little underground dive of a club called Gossips in Soho. Every Monday night was Alice in Wonderland night. We would trip our tits to a backdrop of psychedelic music and bog roll hanging from the ceiling. One of the regular bands was Voodoo Child, a Hendrix tribute band before there was any such thing as tribute bands. They didn’t play Hendrix covers as such, just music very much in the style of Hendrix. I recall they were very good, but the acid might have burnt holes in my memory. I think I have the album somewhere, I shall have to dig it out and see if they were any good or not.

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