Micky Carroll – what a weapons grade cunt!
If I won the fucking lottery hardly anyone would know about it; my Mrs and my sisters and that’s about it. People (mates included) have big mouths and every cunt would be crawling out of the woodwork and there’d be fake two faced cunts licking arse. Either that or you’d get called a flash bastard by jealous cunts.
I probably wouldn’t even move house. I’d get it renovated and redecorated, a nice holiday a couple of times a year and that’d do me. Any cunt who gets such a stroke of good fortune and blows it all on new homes, drugs, parties, jewellery and cars deserves all they get!
Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter
This shitty arsed cunt lived a few miles up the road from me, the cunt turned a lovely house in to a fucking shit-hole with a demolition derby track in the front garden!
Piece of shit, think he is skint and back on the dole now though.
Serendipity for the win!
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This particular cunting of Micky Carroll was actually done by me (after TitSlapper brought the cunt to my attention)….
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Yes I wondered about that as I had no recollection of posting this. Mind you I dont recollect most things I post on here 🙂
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I had to Google the cunt and then it all came back to me what a cunt he was.
Boaby, you certainly had my sympathy back then.
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still no jackpot winner since it went to 59 numbers. this could get hilarious.
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Coming soon in June 2020
This weeks continued rollover is a massive £78,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, Get your ticket, It could be you!
Seriously though, as the BBC spun it last night when they announced the results: No winner this week, so the jackpot rolls over, But “there were 78,000 winners of a free lucky dip”
You would be better off planting a £2 coin in the garden and hoping it will grow in to a money tree, the odds are about the same!
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£9 million is not even that much.
That quantitative easing shite should be used for the lottery so that the winner gets a hundred £billion. And they should rig it so a chav wins – who will spend it all in 6 months on cock extensions, orange slags with shaven fannies full of blackheads, miniature dogs shitting in handbags, and posh cigs.
We need to boost the economy – that cunt Christine Lagarde is useless.
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NOMINATION
Journalists
Journalists deserve a good cunting, they claim to be reporting the News when they are merely parroting what the organisation they work for tells them to report.
Years ago you had true investigative journalists, people like Jon Pilger, Roger Cook and the like.
Nowadays you have cunts who are essentially news prostitutes, you only have to look at the BBC, Sky or ITV to see all the females are ‘good looking’ girls who got the jobs because of their looks & cock-sucking skills, not their journalistic merit.
Case in point:
Channel 4’s Cathy Newman, this peroxide blazoned, 1980’s permed cunt caused a shit storm on Twitter some months ago because the stupid cunt turned up at the wrong Mosque in London, (she was going to do a report on an open day at a Mosque regarding women).
She was told she was at the wrong Mosque and was escorted out, that should of been the end of it, but no, she took to Twitter to tell the World she had been ushered out of the Mosque for being a woman (cleverly omitting she had gone to the wrong Mosque!) and her Tweet caused her to get a huge backlash of abuse (which she fully deserved).
She quickly told Twitter she was ‘taking a break’ but yet she is back Tweeting propaganda and also back on Channel News like nothing happened. What a fucking diabolical cunt both she is, and Channel 4 are for employing this fucking whore.
Now if I had posted that to Twitter the old bill would have been kicking in my door and hauling me off to court, but because she is a ‘journalist’ she received no punishment and continues to keep her very well paid job.
A journalist is supposed to report the facts, not fabricate a story to push an agenda!
Now I hate terrorists and Muslim fundamentalists as much as Nick Griffin, but come on, this is fucking bullshit.
It appears democracy is hypocrisy and Bono is still, and always will be, a cunt!
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I got to the second word and hit the like button. Don’t read the pap-ers, don’t do the mainstream news progs. Cunts the lot of them and I include the correspondents and ‘hosts’ in there too.
Never let facts get in the way of a good news story.
And the dog says tank you.
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Jon Pilger. What a blast from the past. He was quite fearless in his reporting. And of course Islam is the religion of peace. And if my Aunty had balls she would have been my Uncle.
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I got two numbers on the lottery and won another ticket! now thats a piss take!
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its a fuckin joke, you win another chance to do the impossible. as someone pointed out its simply so they can quote that the odds of ‘winning’ something have reduced to 9/1. i have switched to ‘hotpicks’ pick just 3 numbers, if they come up win £800. yeh i know, still a mug bet.
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Better than the normal lotto though, 3 balls = £800
2 people got 5 & the bonus on Saturday, they got just over £50,000 each lol
I’d be fucking livid.
Lotto aint worth playing anymore, even housewives can see it’s a waste of time never mind anyone who knows one thing about gambling (poker/roulette/blackjack/horses etc)
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Exactly my meaning vermin
Smack my level in half and throw my tools in the skip and get the firm to renovate it and keep them hanging around for thier money
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