Tribute bands

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Tribute bands deserve a cunting… It shows how fucked music is when the likes of Mojo Magazine (cunts) advertise more tribute bands than real ones…..

First of all, why would anyone want to be someone else? Also, if someone can sing or play a bit, why not try and do something new or original? Instead these cunts go around in silly costumes and wigs performing stuff that was put out over 40 years ago… I saw a Rolling Stones tribute band… There was this bloke with a ludicrous blonde wig, pretending he was Brian Jones (he looked more like Jimmy Savile!)…. The same man appeared later on with a very bad black rooster style syrup, pretending now to be Ronnie Wood… If you want 60s or 70s Stones just listen to them…Instead of paying money to see a bunch of knobheads in panto get-up…

These ‘Tribute Stones’ also had stupid names: like Nick Dagger, Charlie Mott and Bill Hyman… How fucking sad is that? I was informed that the name ‘Hyman’ was a shortened version of highwayman… And here was me thinking it had something to do with Mandy Smith…

Nominated by: Norman

35 thoughts on “Tribute bands”

  1. Good cunting and bang on the nail. These wankers don’t have any creativeness in them which is why they are incapable of creating new music of thier own.

    • I saw a ‘tribute’ act advertised at my local arts hall recently… ‘Nearly Noel Gallagher…’ A tribute Noel? I wouldn’t even go to see the real one, even if it was for free… But what sort of cunt makes a living imitating Noel Gallagher?

      And Bill Wyman is a dirty nonce cunt… But because he was in The Stones nobody likes to mention it… Smith was 13 years old, for fuck’s sake…

      • Same with Jimmy Page he abducted and kidnapped Lori Maddox but no one brings it up because its Led Zepplin stupid wank stain fanbase. Lori Maddox lost her virginity at age 13 to a 26 year old David Bowie! Now THAT’S some cradle snatchin what a nonce cunt.

      • Wasn’t that turbo-charged cunt Louise Mensch (Cameron and Murdoch’s bitch) a groupie before turning legit and becoming a Tory MP…?

      • Germaine Greer was a groupie in the 60s… She bragged openly about it to every fucker… She was particularly notorious in the Manchester area… Now she lectures one and all about feminism…. What a (overused) cunt…

      • True, TitSlapper… Don Henley was also a dirty bastard too and I think it was Page who hooked Lori Maddox… Also, how old was Cher when Sonny had his evil way?…

        Some unsavoury reading here, TS… I don’t know if Elvis tubbed Priscilla when she was underage, but it still stinks that she was groomed for ‘The King…’ Loads of other nonces mentioned (Chuck Berry, Polanski etc), but no mention of Bowie…

    • I bet Weller is pissing himself laughing… Another ‘tribute’ band is ‘Joey Molland’s Badfinger’…. How the fuck can it be Badfinger when the two main band members (and songwriters) both topped themselves and the drummer is now also dead?! I remember certain ex-members of T-Rex intended to resurrect the band in the 90s… T-Rex without Bolan is like The Spiders From Mars without Bowie… Fuck that…

  3. Point is what would the sad psychos do if they could not forget their pathetic lives by dressing up and singing oit orf key? Bad tribute acts are a sub-genre all orf their own and must confess a certain admiration for some orf the names oit there. Brian Very and Poxy Music, Motorheadache, Surely Bassey, QueenB ect ect.
    Still frightening old ladies:
    https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/cartoons/2014/1/5/1388949735016/Bootleg-Beatles-at-the-Br-010.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=a6de6c13354c79b864105a10a92341f4

    What Essex wedding could be without a Fat Elvis:
    http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ed/68/c1/ed68c1e384cefa16ed1167a678760513.jpg

    These cunts are responsible for a lot orf the fuckers oit there. I particularly appreciate their Johnny Cash:
    http://www.scottjordan.co.uk/categories/tribute-bands.html?gclid=Cj0KEQjw98mvBRD-_ciSovKhq7gBEiQAEvsBZ7CxtB2dnXxkfwelF6jgnlGOiQaNorPeTDRCx7GTKEcaAkds8P8HAQ

    • Having perused the scottjordan site meself I reckon the Johnny Cash bloke also does the Roy Orbison but in a wig.

  4. Repost since me last comment went into moderation.

    Point is what would the sad psychos do if they could not forget their pathetic lives by dressing up and singing oit orf key? Bad tribute acts are a sub-genre all orf their own and must confess a certain admiration for some orf the names oit there. Brian Very and Poxy Music, Motorheadache, Surely Bassey, QueenB ect ect.
    Still frightening old ladies:
    https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/cartoons/2014/1/5/1388949735016/Bootleg-Beatles-at-the-Br-010.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=a6de6c13354c79b864105a10a92341f4

    These cunts are responsible for a lot orf the fuckers oit there. I particularly appreciate their Johnny Cash. I reckon the same jasper also does the Roy Orbison in a wig:
    http://www.scottjordan.co.uk/categories/tribute-bands.html?gclid=Cj0KEQjw98mvBRD-_ciSovKhq7gBEiQAEvsBZ7CxtB2dnXxkfwelF6jgnlGOiQaNorPeTDRCx7GTKEcaAkds8P8HAQ

      • Haha that looks nothing like The real roy orbinson but yeah it does look like that slag nonce Rose West. Evil child killers destined for bloody hell unfortunately our justice system treats them like royalty. Can we truly call it a justice system when cunts like this get to breathe air? One of the reasons I don’t go out much cause there is no bleeding justice just nonce judges in a wig.Thank the cuckservitives for letting these cunts get a comfy life, we should stop calling them jail or prisons and start calling them funhouses. Bring back the death penalty!

      • Bugger me. The tribute band oitfit must read this site. Both pictures, Johnny Cash and Roy Orbison have been changed since I posted earlier. It was the same fat old wanker in the same black clothes in both. Will try to run the original photos to earth.

      • I mentioned that Adele and Bonnie Tyler look like the same person and they’ve changed the original Adele pic too!

      • I have found the workaround Fred. Enter the required artist into the search box on the Scot Jordan site and a list orf tribute tossers with pics that do that act pops up. Endless amusement for all.

      • I reckon Scott Jordan must be so desperate for work that they do daily search engine trawls with terms such as “tribute acts” and this site popped up much to their delight. I think they are due a cunting in their own right for that.

      • That reminds me, doesnt Spivey claim that Lee Rigbys girlfriend is Lily Allen or something ?

      • Haha they are using the same cunts there is a simple explanation…crisis actors and these cunts where is the rolf harris looklike? just in case you want to scare your children or just go to KFC the Colonel Sanders logo looks like Rolf Harris .

  6. Most of these cunts were painful enough to listen to the first time. Mind you, if I’m honest, I’d rather listen to any of these pricks than anything from the last thirty years of pop music.

    • Quite right my boy. Jason Donovan and Rick Astley: two shit stabbers who are now off the radar. Apparently Donovan is an aids-ridden lavatory cleaner in Staines and Rick Astley is currently swimming around the world to raise money for Cuntathon.

  8. Them cunts the Bootleg Beatles are the worse. Some cunt dressed up as John Lennon, with a big grin on his fucking face. Shoot the fucking cunt and tell him that we don’t give a fuck about their fucking tribute to the turdy-arse wankstains that were the fab 4. Never seen a Diana Ross tribute band, but then again I wouldn’t pay good money to listen to a wog immitating another wog. What o me old cunt, give me Anthrax Fuckwits any time (a new band taking shape on the Isle of Wight).

  9. I’m thinking about creating a tribute band in honour of Clive Dunn and the Saint Winnifreds Girls School Choir. That wonderful song Grandad always leaves me with moist eyes. Auditions for the choir girls will be held in my shed after midnight. Wogs and Scousers need not apply.

  10. …it’s a shame, since they’re from my hometown hamburg, germany, the paragon of all mentioned above, and of course cunts of the highest order: a ‘doors’ tribute band called by the name of: ‘the backdoors’… sad but true…
    http://www.thebackdoors.de/

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