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Tesco are cunts…

Banning drinks with sugar in them like ribena and capri sun. Yet they continue to stock all manner of crap: like coca-cola, walkers crisps, mars bars, horseburgers etc., not to mention all the booze and fags.

Surely it’s up to the customer what they buy or don’t buy not a bunch of supermarket nazis?

Nominated by: Norman

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  2. T.E.S. Cohen. Where to begin. Never purchased any of their provender or indeed any of their non provender tat.

    Tiviot Way, Stockport. New Tesco store was found to have been built with > 120% of the approved retail floor space. It was given retrospective planning permission going against the protestations of the local retailers. Might has right and cash removes planning hurdles. Apparently.

    Worthy Cunting Norm.

  3. Tesco are scum, my Missus is well OCD, every time she foes shopping she writes out huge lists and is meticulous in double checking everything when she gets home.
    She then proceeds to go through the receipt and add it all up herself checking against the items she has purchased.
    The amount of times Tesco had charged her for an item twice was a joke, nothing huge, but instead of being charged £1 for a bag of sugar she will be charged £2 for two bags on the receipt, even though she only purchased one!
    Of course Tesco will always rectify the problem when she went in and complained, but just think how much fucking money they could be making doing this to every 5th customer or whatever, how many people actually go through their receipts and double check everything they have purchased? not fucking many I’d say!
    And say it was a simple thing like being charged twice for a 40p item, not many would even bother to take the time to get the refund and complain.
    Shower of cunts

  4. David “Chicken Dave” Cameron is a cunt. And what a cunt. This is not about how he has fucked the country. This is about how he put his dick in the mouth of a dead pig.

    Even Bono, Morrissey, Paul Dacre, Rupert Murdoch and Piers Morgan haven’t done that.

  5. Unless of course: you know different.

    Camoron puts his dick in a pig’s mouth, his mate has a camera; what could possibly go wrong sometime down the road . Do these people not think, or do they think they are untouchable.

    I just hope, for the sake of his party’s coffers, the pig was kosher. Shana Tova!

  6. I like the way they emphasise it was a dead pig, like that in some way is more disturbing than fucking a live pig in the mouth.
    Maybe thats why Jimmy Savile fucked children’s corpses, it is more acceptable to fuck a corpse, and they cannot resist or talk afterwards!

    I wonder if Samantha sucked his porcine flavoured cock afterwards?

    • Cheers boaby I don’t think the Samantha image is going to fade any time soon. The pig being dead might just be a stay out of jail for free card. Of course it’ll never be raised in the house. PQT: “I might, or might not, have gobfucked a dead pig, but I at least haven’t inserted my John Thomas in Ms Abbott, regardless of orifice. So ya boo sucks!”. “Doh”!

      • To be fair Sir Jim’ll never fucked children’s corpses. He fucked kids, he fucked corpses, but not children’s corpses.

      • How do you know what Sir Jimmy cuntville did or didn’t do, were you with him his whole life? look I’m all for satire and anything usually goes. I’m usually fine with about anything as long its in the right bloody context But when you start making jokes about child molesters or protecting paedo’s you’re a cunt who should just kill yourself. I know you use to get a hard’on when your favorite bands use to come on Top of the Pops and lip-sync to your favorite Gary Glitter songs and savile would grope children but those times are gone. Move on with your life and take down your posters of Jimmy and Rolf. Rolf had only one good song and it was War canoe and it was probably about children you dumb yob.

  8. Does this mean that Chicken Dave is now a clear and credible threat to our nation’s charcuterie…?

    Or perhaps he just wasn’t thinking rasher-nally?

    (I’ll get me coat…)

  10. Tesco are also cunts for buying up large slices of land in many places in the UK to supposedly redevelop, only to leave them derelict or bulldozed to the ground, resulting in a massive eyesore in many communities. Either mis-management by over expansion or a ploy to prevent other competitors from developing and increasing the competition.

    • Tesco super store coming soon.

      Or:

      Pikey Parking Place for Portable Palace Piss Pots ( & Pallets).

      How do you spot a Pikey transit on the M.way?
      Caravan + 14 y.o. chain smoker driving with a scabby collie riding shot gun. Van will undoubtedly be marked “Driveways resurfaced for cash”.

  11. The incorrect charing lark happens in Australia. I think it is done on purpose. The majority of shoppers do not check their receipts. The large supermarkets play the odds and win. I have done most of my shopping at Stalag Aldi lately, but not for everything.

  12. Everytime i hear lactose intolorant !
    Drink milk and follow through !
    Everytime i hear “eat more veg”
    AND that rabid cunt oliver ” with esturay accent” A FUCKING PONGO
    FERRETS,RUSSELLS AND LURCHERS RIP
    And poaching was a pastime LOL

  13. Tesco are complete shite. Over-priced food, poor quality, and their stores all look old and shabby.

    Plus they pay their staff shit wages and have been know to take on unemployed people as un-paid workfare.

    Teso are greedy fuckers with shit stores full of shit food. Avoid.

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