Rita Ora

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Rita Ora is a cunt…

This tuneless bint is basically (like Rihanna. Cyrus, Perry, Minaj etc) another slag masquerading as a singer. She will do any old crap if the money is right (how else can you explain appearing on both The Voice and The X-Factor? Ora is another one who flashes the lot and does suggestive videos, then complains about the press not respecting her or her privacy.

Then there’s the whole Cara-Delevingn (another cunt!) being her ‘Wifey’ and other such cod-chav bullshit. Not to mention her seeing off more blokes than World War I (That Calvin Harris would shag anything, and he does!)

I remember when female singers and musicians had a bit of brains and substance (Laura Nyro, Kate Bush, Joan Armatrading being some of them) but now female popular music is just one big peep show with a very crap soundtrack, thanks to the likes of Ora and all those other twerking tarts…

And she looks (and sounds) like Sy Snootles from Jabba The Hutt’s house band.

Nominated by: Norman

49 thoughts on “Rita Ora”

  1. Female singers nowadays are a huge disappointment they don’t write there own songs they don’t sing there own songs or play them and use autocunt aka autotune. The music industry is a real cunt factory nowadays, and its very hard to impress me as far as female singers go my favorite’s so far are andrew sisters(laugh all you want) carla bley, cake ,clare torry,diane bond , judy dyble is wonderful,janis joplin, that broad from my bloody valentine forget her name,and Vera lynn (on a good day) that’s about it I can’t be arsed to name them all but there isn’t that many more of them . Here’s a song https://youtu.be/n2xODjbfYw8 by fairport convention who knows where the time goes? I believe it’s judy dyble, no actually its sandy denny dyble left by that time, I was thinking about judy collins who did a cover of it.

    • Carpenters (because of Karen’s voice), Nina Simone, Liz Fraser, Grace Slick (in her Airplane era), Jane Morgan, Judy Garland, Ann Peebles, Blondie (1977-1980), Sarah Vaughn, Janis Ian, Sandy Denny, Joni Mitchell, Mary Hopkin (liked that first Apple album), the odd Abba record (those girls could sing, although I focused more on Agnetha’s arse when I was a lad)… Lulu also had a fine voice when she wasn’t doing pop twaddle like ‘I’m A Tiger’…. I shall check out Judy Dyble, thanks for the tip…

      When I think of Clare Torry I do think of ‘Great Gig In The Sky’ but also the ‘Butterflies’ them tune…. She sang the theme to the Wendy Craig 1970s comedy series…

      I can’t honestly say that I like any female singers around now… Beyonce, J-Lo, Adele, Perry, Ora… None of them… Someone gave me an album by this lady many years ago… Mary McCaslin made this around 1969… She isn’t very well known, but I’ve always been fond of her…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3-dGzBYSg

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC8wQOhac2E

      • Yeah Jane Morgan was really fooking hot and had a beautiful voice , clare torry mostly did backing vocals but she had a unique voice another good track is “the music attracts me “she released a solo complilation heaven in the sky. Dyble was in Fairport’s first album, was in,Giles, Giles and Fripp’s(of King Crimson)2nd album brondesbury tapes great bloody album better then sargent pepper anyway every song on there is a masterpiece in my opinion and she was also in trader horne who i haven’t heard yet but downloaded some tracks last night . Thanks for the links of mary and jane you should also check out andrew sisters on glenn miller’s songs no female singers has had a more sexy voice then those ladies the one that stands out the most is “well alright (hoy hoy tonight is the night)” very good song very sexy but very old like late 30’s blind faith had a song by the same name which is very good but is totally different arrangement with no female singers different song altogether. here it is I’m not even thirty yet and I think this is really good music https://youtu.be/FlgTV7IAFec
        better then rita ora anyway my granny probably listened to this stuff haha :).

      • Cheers for the YT link.. Good song and right about the voices…I heard quite a lot of that big band stuff (especially Glenn Miller and Joe Loss) when I was growing up… The Andrews Sisters too… Haven’t heard ’em for a while, but I’ll check more of them out…. The lady I thought had a sexy voice when I was younger was Julie London…. Still does…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C7oteWdlpc

  2. Funny you should mention Kate Bush. I used to fancy her like mad when I was a lad. Talented songwriter as well. I have absolutely no idea who this Rita bint is, so I will suspend comment, accordingly.

  3. I´d like to nominate fucking repugnant fucking hipsters and cunt goes to the bone ,vomit enducing,tatted little fucking puffs
    Transvestite muslims with a laptop WEAKLINGS
    I was at a strassen fest yesterday and by fucking hell we are going to meet our maker and if that is our only baggy panted plimsole wearing turd burglar future and i can say profanities no end But these are a bunch of soft puffy (grown up in cotton wool)cunts

  4. I would also like to nominte womens birthdays as being one of the most harrowing days of “can i help you” cunts “no only looking” and the eye contact with a tart with a heart at the scent shop wearing the uniform and are like flies on shit “can i recommend”and “she will like this”75 euros a bottle of sling your hook CUNTS
    Flower shop cunts are greedy bastards tie up a bunch and demand a small fortune for a nip over the fence and take your own
    At least in a sex shop you are not pestered by dolly buster or gina wild CUNTS

  5. Rita Ora is a product of the current ‘Pop’ music culture and its all about selling records. Actually music doesn’t really sell anymore so its about keeping herself in the news (The Voice, X Factor) etc which then raises her profile which leads to her her selling more tickets to her shows and selling more music. Saw her near Portobello road a while ago, I would definitely bang her, she looks like a dirty bitch.

  6. As a change from obnoxious celebrities, arrogant jobsworths and arsewipe politicians, I would hereby like to nominate Frogs for a cunting. No, not the ones across the Channel with the onions, Citroens and irregular bathtimes, but the green, hopping, croaking, ribbiting amphibian variety of Frog. They are without doubt the stupidest creatures on the planet. Allow me to explain. Taking advantage of the recent warm, dry weather, Mrs B and myself decided to go to town on our overgrown garden, transforming it from a scruffy unkempt damp wasteland into a neatly trimmed area of neat grass with neat borders and a neat pathway, all topped off with a nice big shed so that yours truly can sit and drink gallons of tea, listen to Led Zep and tinker with my ancient motorcycles. The many frogs that had been lurking in the foliage were expected to migrate happily into the garden next door which is a student rental property and therefore has a garden that resembles the inner recesses of the Amazon. Instead the dopey little cunts (frogs not students) took to retreating under my shed, emerging only to get beaten up by the dog, or subjected to Gestapo style torture sessions, courtesy of the cat, that would impress Heinrich Himmler. One daft little bastard even leapt into the whirling blades of my strimmer and got diced. Being the sort of chap who genuinely hates harming small creatures, I naturally found this somewhat disturbing. Froggy paradise lays only a short hop through the small gap in the fence to next door but the idiotic creatures seem to prefer living in the Froggy equivalent of Pork Chop Hill or The Western Front, which makes them stupid cunts with minimal survival instincts apart from playing dead, which gets them murdered slowly and brutally by man’s best friend anyway. Stupid little fuckers! Of course the French are indeed cunts, as are students. And the SNP….. and Russel Brand…. and Piers Morgan… etc etc

    • I was in Prestwich town centre (a suburb of Manchester) two weeks ago… It absolutely pissed down (bad even by Manc weather standards!) and there were loads of frogs hopping about… It was like something with Moses in it… Never seen them there before or since… I don’t mind frogs, it just looked fucking weird…

      • Na. They moved back to Heaton Park with their mezuzahs when the pakies moved in with their rag and bone shops during the late seventies.

        Mazel tov!

      • hmm weird cause last night I went out there was a shite load of crickets outside probably millions of them blimey it was a fooking cricket orchestra happening. Hey.. what if chris spivey if like the last of the prophets and he’s getting ready to put sheeps blood on everybody’s door or do you think he would just throw a sheep at somebodys door instead. How bout spiveys dead set eyes… god its like looking at the soul of a dead man, really creepy eyes mates.

  7. Yet another talent free nobody I thank my lucky stars I’ve never heard of. Where do they all come from?

    Despite being a porridge wog cunt, Annie Lennox wasn’t bad at least in the talent stakes. But the prize horniest female warbler has got to go to Stevie Nicks.

  8. She might not be able to sing, but those lips look like they’d be useful for something.

  15. As far as I am concerned Operation Yewtree should be fucking all over the paedophiles cunts in the music and fashion business. I mean for fucks sake that whore Nicole Schrezinger puts out a song for her teenage fans most of whom are under 16 , all about oral sex. Check out the lyrics here http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nicolescherzinger/rightthere.html. Fucking pimping for the peads that’s what the likes of her and Rihannah do for a living.

    • Like that Katy Perry slag… First she uses ‘lipstick lesbians’ to sell her crap (that ‘I Kissed A Girl’ bollocks), then there’s her videos with her in the buff and spray cream coming out of her tits, and then there was that single about abduction and her ‘wanting to be their victim…’ I’m sure that pleased rape and abuse sufferers all over the world…. If she wants to work in the sex industry, then fair enough… But she shouldn’t claim to be a serious singer and recording artist, when she is no more than a prossie with a record contract…

    • Agreed, these silly tarts encourage young impressionable girls to act like slappers and dress like jailbait… I wouldn’t my daughter looking up to Rihanna or the Pussycat Dolls….

  17. I`d like to nominate the guardian contributor left unity member and for Socialist Worker Party Member Richard Seymour.Although the preceding sentence qualifies him as a cunt this sentence he wrote on a Facebook article about Simon Weston`s opposition to Comrade Commie Corbyn`s plan to share the Falklands with the Argentinians. As a veteran who suffered terrible injuries to protect fellow British subjects he argued that this would be a “repugnant surrender” which most sane people would think.But no it seems that the PHD student and writer of a blog called Lenin`s tomb would disagree.So did he provide a counter argument in the guardian to Mr Weston`s comments as one might expect from an intellectual? No instead he posted this on Facebook:

    “Who gives a shit what Simon Weston thinks about anything?If he knew anything he would still have his face”

    Now I bet this Communist prick would complain if I mocked a disabled person calling me “ableist “a term many of his political persuasion would but it`s ok to say that about a war veteran.Christ if he becomes an academic God help the poor fuckers who have to pay £9,000 a year to hear his shitty views.This was also a man who did a book putting the late Christopher Hitchens “on trial” for supporting president Bush. So you put a dead man “on trial” who can`t defend himself and mock a disfigured war veteran.What a great moral authority this cunt is (cough)

    Here is a link to his Wiki page and a Facebook group asking for an explanation. I would love to hear his response!
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-Richard-Seymour-confirm-or-deny-his-comments-about-Simon-Weston/868219273256005?fref=ts
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-Richard-Seymour-confirm-or-deny-his-comments-about-Simon-Weston/868219273256005?fref=ts :Quoted by the independent columnist James Bloodworth.

    • Sorry about the ‘moderation’ Shaun but the spam filter interrupts anything with 2 or more links on it and I have to release it manually…

  20. Nope! It’s no good. Each time I read the header for this thread I want to go to the flicks for an orange juice.

  21. I hope the cunt bumps into Simon Weston, and that Weston nuts him out cold. Filthy little piece of shit.

    • I know.Words can not describe how much I would like to see that. Simon Weston is everything he is not i.e brave genuine good natured kind compassionate and most of all ADMIRED.This cunt probably is jealous that he has no recognition even though he doesn`t deserve it.He probably thinks he deserves it for being lefty anarchist Hezbollah loving cunt, whereas Weston wouldn`t deserve recognition in his eyes for being part of the British Army because it is Britain and Trots like him hate Britain.Why doesn`t he just fuck off to Palestine then if he hates this country so much.We wouldn`t miss him .I read in another article that he choked on a bacon sandwich outside McDonalds and had to be revived by police officers.He then wrote a blog about the incident and just had to make digs at the police.Should have let the cunt die.

  22. Marxist piece of filth needs a good smacking preferably with a iron bar wrapped in a piss soaked towel

    Sorry to speak in such harsh terms, but that is how I feel

  23. Richard Seymour and Chris Spivey should be locked together in a cell for life: where they can talk bollocks and roger each other to death…

  24. Aged I’m tucking sick of Rita ora she really gets up my nose, she has even ruined the street she,s moved into with her parties and behaving like a crack addled weasel, but even more loathed and that’s saying something is Pusey cat doll Nicole scherzinger,at first i liked the yogurt facial but its old now she comes on the telly, falls over or demolishing something the clumsy twit, so that’s why the facial its safer than trying to bone the fucktard(i would love to risk it though) as for it a ducking ora i think a kung fu style chop to the throat is what’s required there so she will shut the duck up and give my a break from the earfucking I’ve had to endure for the last mucking year or two…. they are both total cunts

  25. Sorry i meant aaaagh instead of aged and twit instead of twit….shit it looks like I’m an illiterate count tucking auto spell is a treble count as well

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