These flea ridden parasites have become the chav’s teddy bear… Pricks actually watch these things in their own ‘Meerkat Soap’ (Meerkat Manor, for fuck’s sake!) and think they’re all cute because they squeak and stand up on two legs… If these little bastards were here in Blighty, people would hate them and be calling out Rentokill… The anthropomorphising of these vermin is also cuntery of the highest order…
There’s those dreadful adverts featuring Russian Meerkats (Jesus wept!)… A fucking talking Meerkat in a dressing gown and cravat (and I’d flush that baby one down the bog!)… And the shops and market stalls full of ornaments of these things dressed as Grenadier Guards, Napoleon, Elvis, you fucking name it… Anyone who has a dressed up Meerkat in their window is a complete cunt…
And anyone who says ‘Simples’ should have their cakehole filled with cement…
Nominated by: Norman
Don’t forget the thick cunts who buy them as pets.
Meerkats are social animals and need a few mates around or they get depressed and destructive.
Actually they are even more destructive in a group and a real pain in the arse to keep because they are untrainable and get into everything.
Had some mates who had a private zoo with a bunch of these flea riddled little fuckers and I can confirm they are bitey little bastards too.
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Is-A-Cunt favourite Chris Spivey has been found GUILTY of harassing the family of Lee Rigby who he claims is/was a crisis actor!
Apparently the cunt Spivey now faces a custodial sentence, so let’s all keep our fingers crossed. What a stupid fat cunt.
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Couldn’t agree more, Fred… And let’s hope he has to knit himself a new arsehole after months of male ‘affection’ in the nick…
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Satisfyingly ironic that the world conspiracy cunt gets done in Chelmsford Magistrates Court. One world what! Also note that his web site has been taken down. Looks like the world will have to learn aboit the grand geo-political conspiracy from self administered tatoo blogs on his arse in future. Keep him busy while he is away.
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And even more ironically (or poetic justice, if you prefer) – another conspiracy theory site is accusing Spivey of being an establishment puppet:
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=107802
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He must have N&W tatted on his arse cheeks by NOW
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Yes but i’m more surprised his site is actually down for good he wasn’t joking check your self http://chrisspivey.org/cgi-sys/defaultwebpage.cgi , now we can’t make fun of him now, at least we still have labour party and that cunt Jeremy Corbyn.
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And the SNP!
And Chicken Dave & Gideon the Towel-Folder!
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I doubt he’ll serve time , might get a restraining order and maybe some community service though.
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He was ordered by the Judge to shut down his website and Facebook page – apparently he was threatened with arrest and new charges if he failed to comply.
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Well Fred, there’s that one and the one for possessing kiddie porn.
By the time he gets out its going to be Christine Spivey, spunk sponge to the most violent criminals in the UK.
He is going to have a back pussy like a windsock by the time they finish with him…..
Don’t worry, I have already called ahead. :-))
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And did I mention that meercats make quite good target practice? The silly fuckers pop oit orf their holes and stand bolt uproit every morning. Blast their heads orf, one barrel. Simples.
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These meerkat adverts are simply another in the very long list of shite that thick people think is funny and like to repeat to their thick friends. I’m guessing the simple repetition amuses them. Still, fucking funny about Bin Laden’s family eh?
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With that Bin Laden crash, that’ll be three less cunts going to Arsenal\s first match of the new season…
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Meerkats are cunts but i still hate rats more and people who own them and say how cute they are. Fuck off its a diseased rodent for fuck sakes stop saying its cute and cuddly you sick cunts. Get a real pet like a cat or dog.
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Any cunt who has a pet other than the afore mentioned cat or dog, or at a push a rabbit, is an unconscionable cunt. What the fuck do you want a red knee Mexican tarantula for, try taking that down the park and throwing it a stick and see how far you get.
The recent craze of having a Slow Loris as a pet is a good case in point, they are taken from the wild by criminal gangs, have their teeth pulled with a pair of pliers before being stuffed in a crate the size of a shoe box with 5 others and shipped to the good old US of A just so some dozy fat yank cunt, who thinks they are cute because they lift up their arms ( in self defence ) when you tickle their belly, can have something that makes their vacuous lives slightly less shitty for a couple of nano seconds.
Cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts!!
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Yeah the exotic animal trade is sickening but what is more sickening is the goverment that does nothing to enforce it. The WWF(fraud cunts) is a joke it doesn’t do much at all infact you can make more in the exotic animal trade then the drug trade and if you do get caught you only pay a small fine. The world was up in a rage over Walter Palmer but the fact of the matter is there is much worse hunters then him poachers ,loris trade cunts which takes their teeth off with nail clippers(as you said) and cunts in the ivory trade pretty soon there will be no elephants left. I guess its easier to get mad at a individual who gets a few questionable kills then groups who take out massive amounts of animals for money and greed. Pretty soon there will be no endangered animals left because of these bloody dumb cunts.
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Yes, there are a lot of people who kill animals to sell their parts. That’s the way they make a living and it isn’t right.
Walter Palmer kills animals because he likes it, which is even worse.
Walter Palmer is a cunt.
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I have to take exception to the exclusion of ‘ferrets’ from the list of acceptable pets. Let it be known that my ferret, ‘Shagger’ is a most adorable and vicious pet. And if you don’t believe me I’ll send in a picture of ‘Shagger’ and my heavily bandaged fingers.
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great pets see jack hargreaves inclusive of nets and a good old hedging russell
council estate pets ! 1 rabbit 1 pint on a sunday
brickbat
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fucking stinkers in sawdust and i have seen cunts with them on a lead
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Meerkats are cunts, Chris Spivey is a cunt and Ben Elton is a fucking massive cunt.
Chris Evans is also a carfest organizing, pilot killing cunt, much like Richard Branson.
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been away for long time now(not in jail) and have saw that crash and chris evans looks like a dung fly on a cow pat CUNT
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Don’t like Meerkats and I think Insurance companies are ‘were gonna rip you off cause you need Insurance and we don’t give a fuck’ Cunts. When you add the two together it is too much of a Cunt to even try to talk about. Fucking CUNTS.
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I would like to Cunt all the has been ‘Celebrity’ Cunts who are living off fame from ages ago. There are so many I aint gonna waste time listing them but its like they have this television circuit they go on (Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity Masterchef, Safeword) to make money and annoy us by hanging around. I know a lot of them are skint cunts but please have some pride and either stick to what is was that got you a bit of fame or fuck off. Instead of truing to stay in the limelight on some shitty show. There are soon gonna be more ‘Celebrities’ than normal people. The Cunts.
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My parents are cunts.
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Incorrect!
Your parents are murdering cunts
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Looks like Spivey’s relocated here…!
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Murdering cunts who have made a fortune out of it
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I’d like to nominate skanky whores who take selfies with their tits out and then complain when the pictures find their way to the internet. Doh! What did you think was going to happen you stupid cunt? If you do not want your tits plastered all over the internet, do not take pictures of them in the first place, fucking simple!
It all stems from a growing and deeply disturbing trend in society for not taking responsibility for your own actions, when shit happens it is always some one else’s fault which is at the heart of all liberal social theory since the 60s. Wrong, cunts!
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Agreed, fucking dozy slags, they think that ‘selfie’ they sent to Dave will not be forwarded to all his mates within 12 seconds of receiving it. – delusional!
That is a bit out of order, granted, but the slags who post all these pics to Facebook & Instagram deserve everything they get, is it not stated by Facebook that EVERY picture you upload belongs to them and they can sell, redistribute and essentially do what the fuck they want with it.
And the best bit of irony about these dumb sluts is that they are all fucking mingers anyway. the exact same poses, the exact same 47 degree above the head pointing down shot (to mask their 14 chins) and of course, always taken in to a mirror.
Pathetic
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