Honey Boo Boo

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Fuck me. American Honey fucking Boo Boo and her (No. ‘its’) TLC reality TV show grotesque fat turd paedo nonce loving excuse for a mother. I suppose empty headed American morons like watching and following “reality TV” featuring obnoxious depraved and obese family people such as this fat Boo Hoo or ‘Mama June’ with their slabs of lard performing kiddie sprogs. There again MOST Americans are overweight, obnoxious and depraved.

The only way I could cunt this fat arsed Boo Boo lot is to spit in their faces with contempt if I ever had the misfortune of them passing by me in the street.

Nominated by: Entopy

Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June, thats her name. Doesn’t she look like jabba the hutt if somebody does a cunting, do a side by side pic of jabba the hutt and ‘mama june’.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Your wish is my command…
Mama Jabba

19 thoughts on “Honey Boo Boo

  1. See told you she looks like Jabba the hut, practically identical. All the money she has spent on fast food she could of gotten a liposuction or I dunno ate healthy,exercise once in a while. Don’t tell me healthly food is expensive you can buy 8-10 items of produce for about the same price as a pizza or a bucket of chicken and some salad sides. The Americunts need more fat shaming.

      • That can’t be healthly your right most fatties don’t have a neck its hidden in fat, fat guys can’t locate their penis, and cunts like this need one minute to locate their vagina. They will probably also get a premature heart attack.

  2. I’d like leave to rush through an emergency cunting of Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer. Now I’m not normally one to jump on bandwagons or engage in witch hunts but I will make an exception for this small dicked cunt. For those not aware he is an American who paid $50 000 to shoot a lion with a crossbow . What the fuck for you may ask. Well other than he has psychopathic tendencies and can only get a hard on when he is engaged in killing something , I have no idea. What a fucking CUNT !

    • Fifty grand to shoot some old pelt with a crossbow? What a tosser. In me day I was taking oit tiger with me Lee Enfield bolt action. Only got once chance with one orf those if old tigger got wind orf you first and pounced. Play the whiteman. Give the beast a sporting chance donchaknow. Bastard bearers would invariably leg it leaving me on me todd. Nature red in tooth and claw. Would rather not supply the red so had an old large bore elephant gun as backup.
      Problem is those bastards had a kick that would put one on one’s arse and accuracy was not a strong point. Generally whatever took a hit was blown to pieces – head/arse/bollocks, – and bang goes me trophy. Blood bone and guts all over the shop.
      Love to take that yank oit orn safari. Bush can be a very dangerous place and me old eyesight is not what it was.

    • Amen to that, Cunt Factor. What a fucking cunt. He’s quoted as saying “it’s an activity I love”. I hope the publicity ruins his business and he’s dragged back to Zimbabwe, thrown in jail and sodomized by African criminals for the rest of his miserable life.

  3. The postscript to the Honey Boo Boo story is that Mama June ditched her redneck husband and hooked up with her ex, a convicted child molestor who had been accused of molesting her eldest daughter when she was young. Because obviously that’s what any responsible parent would do.

    In my opinion, Mama June more closely resembles current photos of Alan Osmond, the eldest brother of the Mormon singing group. Be warned, if you haven’t seen him since the 70’s, these photos may shock. Those of a nervous disposition should look away now:

    http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j127/FredWestPatios/alan-june_zpspqlmxglx.jpg

  4. When one looks at Mama June, Real Housewives and all the other Yankee shite that infests televsion, it almost makes you wish Hitler had won the war…

  5. I’m nominating ‘Dr’ Walter Palmer. I know what you’re thinking, ‘who the fuck is Walter Palmer’? Well, Palmer is the ignorant piece of shit who is currently the target of the entire planet’s disgust, because he killed Cecil, a very popular lion, who used to live in a Zimbabwean National Park with a compound bow. Palmer bribed two park workers $55,000 to guide him on a hunt for a Cecil. Apparently, he fucked up his first shot, wounding the animal and leaving it pain for two days before finally killing, skinning and decapitating a fairly famous member of an endangered species.

    Now, Palmer claims he didn’t know that Cecil was so famous, or that what he did was illegal. The problem he has, is that is he’s known to be a lying cunt. In 2008, he got into trouble in the US, for lying about where he’d killed a bear. He was also fined nearly $3000 for hunting without a licence. There’s also the simple fact that Cecil was lured out of the park and killed on private property. So SOMEBODY knew it was illegal. The even greater tragedy, is the Cecil’s death probably won’t be the only one, because he had had six cubs. When another lion in the pride, apparently named ‘Jericho’ takes over, there’s a strong possibility that he’ll kill those six cubs. So in the end, this selfish cunt will have killed SEVEN lions.

    Apparently Palmer has 43 kills, including leopards and rhino. The American half of my family are hunters, and I’ve been with them on several occasions. The difference though, is that my family have never been trophy hunters. There are no animal heads on the walls of their houses. Like many hunters in the US, my family hunt for food, and we’re talking wild hogs, deer, etc. My family regularly hunt with some Apache friends. Once they’ve taken all the meat they need, our Apache friends take the rest, which is a lot, and NOTHING gets wasted.

    Scum like Palmer, although they like to think so, are NOT hunters. They are just killers. They have no respect for anything, least of the animals they slaughter. Looking at some of the photos in which he poses with the animals he’s killed, it’s clear that he thinks he’s some kind of hard man. There’s even one Putinesque image of him shirtless whilst lifting a dead leapord. In truth, he’s a small man, with a small mind. Anyone who kills for fun is nothing but a worthless scumbag.

  6. Thank you D. You’re right, this cunt should be cunted into eternity. Looking at the news just now, it looks like he’ll be going out of business shortly. A number of people in his home town have expressed their disgust with him. And there was an inference that few people would be using his dental service from now on.

  7. Regarding the main picture, those two fat birds would get it (not the kid or her mother).

  8. She is waste of space… Literally. But at least she doesn’t squeeze her tits together in photos *cough “skye”* 1. Because her arms don’t reach that far and 2. She probs has saggy tits like Robbie Williams grandma ?

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