33 thoughts on “Wales”

  1. Your right and as for the Scots , well apart from much of the modern world they have given fuck all. The English on the other hand at least gave us recreational buggery .

  2. I did my post grad years in a place called Bangor. I shit you not, everyone looked the same. I once went to the island of Angelsey and encountered the most pitiful of creatures. Who said marrying your half sister would work out well? Perhaps it was that cunt Daffyd ‘ap’ Jones. Or his brother who is simply known as the ‘Jone’s cunt’.

    • After my phase 2 Army training I did “Satisfied Soldier” in Wrexham but for 1 day I got seconded to the AFCO in Bangor to look after it whilst the staff were away doing MATTs and the painters were in (no seriously, actual painters, not a euphamism for menstruation”.

      All I will say about the place is that they never seem to have gotten out of the 1980’s insofar as the pavements were covered in the same levels of dogshit that I remember from my 1980’s, pre anti-fouling laws childhood. Backward cunts.

  3. As the poem by RS Thomas goes..

    “Mouldering quarries and mines;
    And an impotent people,
    Sick with inbreeding..”

    Depressing place, surly people, unpronounceable place names. Wales cries out for a cosmic crowbar to pry it loose from the UK mainland and send it drifting off to the South Atlantic, where the Argies can cheerfully colonise it

    • I’ve been out with a couple of really nice Welsh girls in my time…
      And the birds from Argentina are pretty hot stuff, too…

    • In mitigation they did give us Charlotte Church…A wingeing welsh windbag I grant you, but I wouldn’t mind an afternoon with her and a bottle of baby oil.

      • Other tasty Welsh bits: Alex Jones, Eve Myles, Kathy Lloyd, Katherine Jenkins…. Lloyd is an adopted Scouser though (and a Liverpool fan!), but I still would….

      • Isn’t that bird from Peter Kay’s Car Share thing Welsh? I think she was born there anyway…. Wouldn’t mind a go with the old tickling stick… By jove, Missus…

  4. Fair play, mournful inbred Druidical cunts they may be but the boyos did give the world lubricating jelly for sheep.

  5. Even the sheep are so inbred that lubricating Jelly is not needed. The mere approach of a surly looking taffy is enough to have them bending over.

    • The only other cunts who are on an absolute par with the Taffy cunts are the fucking Cornish. I would give the cunts ‘Kernow’ as they like to fucking wail on about and the whining cunts can stick it where the sun doesn’t shine. I can imagine that the global demand for fucking tin and clotted cream is massive enough to keep these self-opinionated cunts in gravy so cut ’em loose, bolt Cornwall, to Wales and send ALL the whining cunts out into the fucking Atlantic.

      • Don’t even get me started on those Cornish cunts. They are actually worse than the Welsh. At least the Welsh are trying to keep their own language alive…….. the Cornish language is spoken by about 1% or Cornies.

        Cornish sparatist nationalism actually pales in comparison to Yorkshire separatist nationalism……… and Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster – those Yorkshire Rose-wearing, jingoistic guys are annoying cunts.

      • I actually hate Yorkies more than I hate anything else I hate. I am not a racist but I hate Yorkies; I am not a bigot but I hate Yorkies; I am not a sexist but I… you’re getting the picture. I detest them so pathologically that I won’t employ them. At all. The only person needed to know everything about my business, is me.

  6. I’d like to nominate “Blinging up baby” for a cunting.
    Whilst it was I suppose inevitable that the child beauty pageant shite managed to invade the UK, this latest fad by what I can only assume are retarded women who have never grown out of their own childhood and to whom, a child is merely a doll substitute, brings TV to a new low.
    Having watched a series of these morons bleating about how they would starve to afford little Milan ( who the fuck calls their child Milan?) to possess that latest Gucci bag ( a 9 month old ), to the unemployed single mother, who spends half her bloody dole money to dress her kid up in designer clothes. I truly wonder at the level of stupidity.
    One gem was in hearing how they really wanted to groom their kids for exposure on social media. Guess what girls, so do all the bloody paedos on the internet!
    Witless bitches.

      • Child beauty pagents were inevitable from happening but it will most likely make things worse because there is already enough paedo cunts here a child beauty pagent will only encourage more people to become paedo cunts themselves. Catastrophe invites chaos .
        Blinging Up the Baby? Didn’t Ian Waitkins try Blinging Up the baby as well I wonder what that talentless paedo cunt is up to now. If it wasn’t for his good looks he probably wouldn’t have been famous .

  7. FC Barcelona are cunts…. Messi is a cunt…. Suarez is a cunt (obviously)… Neymar is a little cunt… Pique is a cunt…

    • She might claim to be Welsh but the silicon that makes up 40% of her probably isn’t……..

      • Bloody hell, Sir… One shudders to think what they sound, or smell, like… A combination of stale cider, fag ash, Jade Goody perfume and kippers, no doubt…

        On the subject of horrible Welsh birds (although there are some great ones), anyone remember Cerys Matthews?
        This talentless, screeching crone is now (I’m not joking!) a ‘musical agony aunt’ for the Guardian (only those cunts could do that!)…. Musical agony aunt? Well, the silly cow caused enough musical agony in her time, just by opening her big mouth…

  9. On the subject of the Cornish, I remember reading a story about a 100+ year old woman who had died, she was a staunch Cornish independence type. Her last words on her deathbed were (in Cornish) “Thank God I never spoke English”. Nothing abouit loving her family, or looking forward to meeting God. Just that. What a bitter sad pathetic petty-minded old cunt.

    • If you translate what she said into corny then back into English the translation actually becomes clearer. What she actually says is “Double cornet with extra sprinkles please Dai TrevelynSmugglerCunt. We are all so lucky to be dying in the ice cream capital of the fucking western haemorrhoid. At least I’m not an Emmet God like those puddled English cunts that pay extortionate rates to come and listen to a bunch of whining tin-digging cunts for two wet fucking weeks every cunting year. Fuck me where’s me flake you English cun……..gggggggghhhhh——————-“

  10. The so-called Women’s World Cup needs to be cunted….
    The BBC broadcasting the names of the players?! Seriously, who gives a fuck? Are the FA and the BBC really wasting time and money on this shite? There are only two reasons to tune into this bollocks: To see if there is any totty (there isn’t!) and to laugh at the goalkeepers…

    I also bet some cunt at FIFA or UEFA gets a goal from this joke of a tournament to be named ‘Goal of the season’ ahead of multitudes of professional players and teams… What a load of PC gone mad crap…

  11. In defence of Wales, what hasn’t it given the world.

    Tony & Cherie Blair
    David Cameron
    George Osborne
    Ian Duncan Smith
    Margaret Thatcher
    William Hague
    Nick Clegg
    Jack Straw
    Keith Vaz
    Diane Abbott
    Ricky Gervais
    Simon Cowell
    J.k Rowling
    Danny Dyer…..

    This could go on forever.
    Broader list,

    Everyone born in France, Germany,Spain, Italy, every former soviet eastern European peasant country, The continent of Africa, Middle east, China, special mention for de facto Nazi collaborators Sweden & Switzerland and fucking Australia and any other cunt I don’t like.

    p.s

    Special super cunt mention,

    Neil Kinnock
    Ryan Giggs
    Christian Bale
    Catherine Zeta Jones

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