Not content with bullying recovering stroke victim Andrew Marr out of his coffee shop seat (No fan of the man but strokes can get ANY poor cunt!) the malnourished shitbag has got herself pissed up on an Easyjet flight (whilst returning from a stretch of rehab no less) and drunkenly abused passengers, flight crew and the (female) pilot. No doubt with the timeless classic screech of “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” It’s pretty obvious WHAT you are my dear.
Anyone who would abuse a pilot trying to control several hundred tons of metal and aviation fuel carrying passengers who might actually have worked for a living is an absolute cunt of terrifying proportions.
Mrs Bastard is 52 and she looks better than you from every angle and has the benefit of a pleasant personality to go with it. Fuck off and get a bloody sandwich, you skinny, emaciated, overrated, overgrown playground bully, coke fiend, fag ash Lil and consummate CUNT!!
Nominated by: Mr Bastard
Yep, Moss is, without a shadow of a doubt, a weapon’s grade cunt. If she’d tried to shift me out of my seat, the reply would have been, “fuck off”. There wouldn’t have been a damn thing she could have done about it. I’m 6’5 and 16 stone, so she could hardly have used force. More importantly though, my beautiful other half is 6’2 and a former women’s Muay Thai champion. She would have spread Moss across the street like she was jam.
I heard that Moss was returning from Sadie Frosts 50th birthday piss up. So she was obviously coked out of her fucking skull. Can you imagine how much worse it would have been, if this had been that nasty ebony fuckwit, Naomi Campbell? There would have been gallons of claret everywhere
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If the Cunt was leaving Turkey (Or on Entry) Why didnt they just check her bags, take all her gear, test her for substance abuse and put her into the Midnight Express Prison? She really does resemble the 10 quid crack whore.
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All you need to know about Naomi Campbell can be found right here.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Naomi_Campbell
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https://youtu.be/Gg3G6smr7M0?t=28s
Rumour has it that there have been similar incidents in backrooms of London nightclubs involving Kate Moss…surely only a matter of time before she does a Peaches Geldof.
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As well as being an obnoxious cunt, Moss is also fucking ugly. Small tits, spotty, looks like she could do with a damned good wash.
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On top of that anybody who has gargled Pete Doherty’s heroin flavoured jizz has a cheek calling anyone ‘basic’.
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I would run across six lanes of motorway to punch that phlegm gobbing cunt into ICU. I would give him fucking libertine, I would liberate the piece of shit cunt from his mortal coil. We should move Moss, Doherty and all their heroin raddled fucking sycophants into one of those Belfast council estates run by the fucking IRA. They would get on great, disappearing one at a fucking time……
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Pete Doherty is a fucking dumb cunt, his music is also shit . Its also amazing how this cunt has avoided jail, letting his cat smoke crack, shooting heroin into a drunk passed out fan, also who knows how many kids he has fondled.
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Moss looks like a pug with a blonde wig…. It always baffled me how Moss was put in the same class as Claudia Schiffer or Paulina Porizkova…. Maybe some like all that ‘cockney waif’ type of thing, but I’ll pass….
Also, trust Moss to be hooked up with that STD riddled cokebag, Sadie Frost… I know a lad from a very famous Manchester rock band (not Oasis!) and he told me about how he was invited to Frost and Jude Law’s house for a ‘weekend party…’ They went into detail about what this party would be like (think the character, Dan, from I’m Alan Partridge)…. He called them weirdos and told them to fuck right off… I bet Kate Moss has been involved in Frost and Law’s Caligula bollocks a good few times…. Dirty, debauched cunts…
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I don’t know anybody from a famous Manchester rock band but I know a bloke from Leicester who drives a fucking lorry for Weetabix, and he is a proper cunt……
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All seems a bit odd, female sexuality is defined by arse and tits, don’t blame the blokes it’s just the lizard brain kicking in, “can this bint survive pregnancy living off it’s own fat reserves, if so let’s impregnate it”
I’m not sure how the androgynous skinny titted slag whores fit into this evolutionary model
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Paedophiles love them to look like pre pubescent boys.
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I have noticed, when they turn 40 years old, all fashion supermodels look like meth addicts.
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Since first clapping eyes on this skank in a teenage boy’s body I have despised her in ways that are difficult to put into print without extreme use of the word ‘CUNT’.
How or why this thing is famous has always eluded me. It has zero talent, a face that even a mother would punch and an attitude that screams “Please kick me in the cunt! Hard!”
I remember my first work placement in London and buying the evening standard for the train journey home. One evening there was an article on Kate “shit-cunt” Moss where she was banging on about how brilliant she was for the ability to walk up and down while wearing clothes made by other people and how she didn’t want to lose her virginity to “Some scummy bloke in Croydon”. Oh, how the times change.
Any tart stupid enough to let Pete Doherty up their front bottom in return for a nice bit of skag doesn’t deserve to live, let alone have any attention paid to them whatsoever.
But sadly the Evening standard seems to love Kate Moss to the point that I am convinced she has taken out a decade long advert promoting the talentless cunt that is Kate Moss. Not a day goes by without a three page spread on what Kate had for breakfast this morning and then subsequently threw up ten minutes later while wearing a frock. Well done Kate! There is truly no end to your talent, or indeed even a beginning.
The coverage of her 40th birthday went on for three fucking days. Who the fuck cares that Kate Moss turned 40! She doesn’t look great at 40, she never fucking has. If anything her face is even more vomit inducing now than it was twenty years ago. Fawning cunts!
According to the Evening Kate Moss, her friends say that she is really nice and never has a bad word to say about anyone. Thats because the drug addled skank can’t remember who anyone is you fucking retards!!
For a fucking good example of exactly how talented Coke-head Moss is, check this out.
https://vimeo.com/20853417
I am issuing an eye bleach warning on this one as it is probably one of the least sexy things I have ever seen. Face like a blind cobbler’s thumb and tits like Spaniels ears.
Needless to say. I fucking hate Kate Moss.
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