Florence & the Machine

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Florence And The Machine are cunts…

Overhyped, tuneless, ‘this is the best British music can do’ shite… They’re not even really a band… Just that ginger bird squawking with backing musicians… Everyone’s wetting their keks because she/they are playing Glastonbury (Yah! Super! Daddy’s paying!)…

Anyone would think they were Jefferson Airplane or Blondie (circa 78/79)… And that version of ‘You’ve Got The Love’ is fucking cack…

Nominated by: Norman

14 thoughts on “Florence & the Machine”

  1. Too be fair big shouty Flo is an ideal replacement for big shouty Dave. Of course they could have gone for Al Pacinio.

  2. More like Florence and the Magic Roundabout characters performing on a drug fueled high. Dilan, the Magic Roundabout alleged psychedelic rabbit, would be well at home among the Glastonbury crowd.

  3. This lot are completely shit. Candi Staton should jump the stage and punch that bitch square in her asymmetric face, the silly Noel Fielding looking cunt.

    This modern way of approaching anything different as fantastic, in the music world, is obnoxious.
    Amy Winehouse = Shit.
    Muse = Shit.
    Paolo Nutini = Worst shit I’ve ever heard.

    I know music is personal taste but there is no fucking way that some of these acts deserve to become as big as they have. Just silly Rolling Stone and Q magazine muso’s all trying to out-obscure each other and causing the rest to tag along like post-graduate sheep, which the cunts most certainly are.

    • That i’d like to see and music has gone very downhill I think most “musicians” are just singers playing to DJ music or a backing band or even lipsyncing because they will never be a another milli vanilli problem with the cassettes jamming up.
      I Have been getting into Graham Bond lately and after listening to Sound of 65′ And “There is a Bond Between Us” it’s hard to believe Graham Bond is still widely unknown or forgotten about just listen to this song Camels and Elephants https://youtu.be/lGCW_9J99fQ the amount of views of this song is a injustice. most jazz I find boring but That’s what great about Graham Bond he removed the boring piano and used a mellotron and B3 organ just listen to that alto sax and those drums fucking unbelievable 1000 listens & I’m still intrigued. RIP Graham Bond you fat beautiful bastard.

      • Bond was a great player… I have thought about if Cream had added Graham as their fourth member, as the stuff he did with Jack and Ginger was ace… As well as Graham Bond, Brian Auger is another overlooked B3 genuis… Auger’s work with Julie Driscoll (bless her) is well documented, but his Oblivion Express were great too..

      • That would of been awesome if Graham Bond joined Cream but I don’t think Jack Bruce would of allowed it, considering Bond was silent when Ginger Baker wanted Bruce out of GBO and Pulled out a Knife said “This goes in you if I see you around here again”. Brian Auger? I’ll have to check him out I have probably heard a song or two but can’t think of anything that sticks out. Its crazy how Bond died run over at a piccadilly line that’s sounds like a brutal death fast but very messy .

  4. The beanstalk ugly bint can be relied upon to stink out the Jools Holland shows. In fact she always seems to be on with the cunt so I think I will offer this as a cunting:

    http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/35/590x/Jools-430185.jpg

    Jooooools Holland

    This pretentious fat hunched back lisping cunt has been doing the same act on the BBC for at least three decades. Has showcased more than his fair share orf paedos and old musos on their last legs. Always the same production style as he lisps introductions at the camera as it pans with him across the studio taking in cunts various pretending to do sound checks. He will then join one orf said cunts on the piano which is the only excuse for him being there. Only change over the years is he now dresses all in black to try and disguise his gut. You always know when a crap has been has a record to plug when they turn up on his show.
    Elvis Costello, Bryan Ferry and yes Florence and the Fucking Machine. Not to forget the mindless roots music and those ghastly New Year shows (How come this cunt has taken over from Andy Stuart?).

    • A superb cunting, Sir…. A virtually guaranteed Jools Holland Hootenanny show: Jools Holland and his band (ie: ex-Squeeze drummer and other relics from the pub rock circuit), Ruby Turner and/or Beverley Knight (or both), Damon Albarn (cunt), some sixties antique (Tom Jones or something similar), KT Fucking Tunstall, Sam Brown (every bloody year!) and the aforementioned Costello, Ferry and Florence… Plus the usual BBC royalty celeb cunts (Vic Reeves, Lenny Henry, Ade Edmondson and Rowland Rivron [again, every fucking year!])….

    • “HERE, performing a TWACK fwom their latethht LP…”

      LP? It’s not the fucking seventies yer lisping gobshite!

  5. Just seen Paul Weller at Glastonbury… A good set by Paul and the boys, but for a minute I thought it was Ken Barlow on the stage…

  7. If Glastonbury had the weather most of the country has had today, Lionel Richie’s face would have melted….

    Typical BBC hypocrisy at work too… They won’t repeat Alf Garnett or It Ain’t Half Hot Mum, and they edit bits out of Steptoe & Son, yet Kanye West is allowed to say ‘nigger’ on air about 800 times… And all the cunts in the audience who repeated it like mynah birds will go back to ‘normal’ and be PC in the home and the workplace… If anyone they worked with said it, they’d be sacked… But if Kanye says it, it’s OK to sing along…
    I agree entirely… ‘Glasto’ should either be napalmed or bombed…

  8. I like what she wears on stage… especially the half a birdie costume… but does that make up for the God-awful music?

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