Time Magazine are cunts… Has anyone seen their ‘Most Inlfuential People Of 2015′ article?
Kanye West? For being a egomaniacal, spoilt, slut screwing talentless cunt?
Emma Watson? For being (yet another) celebrity do-gooding gobshite (it certainly ain’t for her acting)?
And Reese Witherspoon: for (seriously, these are Time’s very words!) mastering Hollywood….
What a load of wank…
Nominated by: Norman
Reese Witherspoon’s chin scares the shit out of me.
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Maybe she should adopt a new catchphrase: like ‘Nice to see you! To see you nice!’ or ‘Good game! Good Game, My luvs!’
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The only place good for Kanye West is an ISIS chopfest
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Hopefully with his cuntish missus as dessert.
Those micro cocked Dalek cunts will be enraged when they can’t touch the sides!
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That sums the 21st Century up…. A black ‘artisit’ (ie: Kanye Kunt) using autotune and protools… Did Marvin, Smokey, Stevie, David Ruffin, Eddie Kendricks, Levi Stubbs, James Brown or any other of those greats use autotune? I know it wasn’t invented then (thank fuck!), but they wouldn’t have used it anyway… Didn’t need to…
Also, using autotune to rap? To fucking rap?! And it’s still a load of shite… There’s a saying in Manchester: You can put a million ribbons around a turd, you can even paint it gold and stick diamonds in it… But at the end of the day, it’s still a turd…
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Q; What is two inches long and goes down the media’s throats?
A: Steven Gerrard’s cock.
Anyone would think it was Jesus Christ himself ‘retiring’ (ie: getting a big load of cash in the USA) from the game, the amount of hero worship arselicking there is going on… Stevie Me says he regrets never winning the league title… Suck it up, you overrated, unpleasant Scouse cunt!
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I’d like to say a few words about people who use mobile phones in public. Or rather I’d like to say two words to them – fuck off !
I’m tired of hearing people on buses and trains prattling away about nothing and talking twice as loud as they need to. I’m sick of these cunts who can’t walk down the street without having their phone clamped to their ear, who can’t shop in a supermarket without giving someone a running commentary on what they’re doing.
English people used to be renowned for being quiet and reserved. Not any more. Now the whole fucking world has got to know every detail of their pathetic uninteresting lives. To these cunts I say – We don’t want to hear it ! You’re not impressing anybody ! Shut the fuck up !
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Defo added to the list…!
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An old pal of mine who is a black cab driver says that hardly anybody speaks to him on the job these days… He just gets pricks talking shit into their mobile phones, or clowns pissing about on iPhones and other such shite… Also anyone who talks/shouts on their phone while being served in a shop/pub/bank etc is a pig ignorant fucker…
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