Pooftas

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Gays need cunted. Sick to the fucking back teeth of hearing about them and their rights.

Bastards even bring their poisonous little agendas to fucking eurovision, booing the lovely Russian girl and her splendid song.

What a bunch of bullies.

Nominated by: Danb

So the Irish want equality for gays and lesbian. No problem with that, but I feel sorry for the kids brought up by these cunts who are going to get pilloried in the playground.

Equality? Fair enough. But gays want to be more equal than others. Gay pride? Fuck that – what’s wrong with straight pride?

Oh, I forgot – that’s discrimination!

Python got it right…

Nominated by: Dioclese

9 thoughts on “Pooftas”

  2. Well getting pilloried in the playground for having pirates for parents is cured by one simple thing (as I advised one of my former workmates who named her baby boy Jody)…………. kickboxing lessons/BJJ lessons. Problem solved – although she deleted and blocked me on facebook for saying that.

    If they want equality like everybody else then they have to accept that their kids are going to get bullied just like everybodye else.

  3. The problem is they don’t want rights. Everyone has rights, but what the puddle-jumpers want is special privileges.

    I actually have a lover of fish pasty (as opposed to a fan of beef on the bone) in my family and we all accept that this is just the way she is.

    What we find difficult to swallow (pardon the pun) is that at her kid’s 12th birthday party, one of the poor little fucker’s school friends found Mummy and Mummy’s 18″ long double ended black mamba in the airing cupboard while looking for a hand towel.

    And right there is where it all went horribly wrong.

    What consenting adults get up to in the privacy of their home is nobody’s business but their own.

    However, when your 12 year old son gets teased mercilessly because of your indiscretions and has to change school, that isn’t intolerance on the part of school kids, that is selfish stupidity on the part of the parents.

    Have a think about that next time Mummy fancies taking a sup from other Mummy’s hairy goblet.

    • The fact the kid found that dildozer has nothing to do with mummy and mummy being lesbians but because they were completely negligent fuckwits.

      When I was a teenager, my Dad hid my playstation so I searched the entire house relentlessly and even broke into the permanently locked bottom draw of the bureau………. found some weird kinky shit in there that belonged to my mum and dad.

      Did that mean that they were negligent or sordid for having a sex life? No – it meant my Dad was a dumb cunt for hiding my playstation.

      • Erm. Are you my step son perchance?

        If so, we hid the PlayStation at the bottom of the laundry basket.

        Last place you would have looked.

        And we hid the Red Bull under all the greenery at the back of the salad drawer in the fridge.

        Same reason.

  4. The thing with the doughnut punchers and kwik fit fitters is that they have to let every fucker know who, or what, they are… I don’t go around with a t-shirt that says ”I like women” on it, so why should they?

    Also anyone who gives a boy a stupid name is an uncaring, thoughtless cunt… Names like Jody, Brooklyn and Romeo (God, the Beckhams are cunts!) are not names that a lad can carry through life…

      • There are also silly bitches now who give girls crappy names : usually named after celebrity cunts or shite telly characters… Any stupid cow who calls their daughter Kylie, Chardonnay, Jordan (after that Katie Price slag), Kat (after the Eastenders shagbag), Conchita (after that bearded Eurovision cunt) or Miley is a prize cunt..

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