They aim to appeal to those with the least intelligence because they’re the easiest to manipulate. Either they’re using someone’s voice that I can’t stand, like Brian Blessed, or they choose to play some pop song that I find particularly annoying. For some peculiar reason they’re obsessed with showing close-ups of bare feet, as though this would persuade you to go out and buy whatever it is that they’re advertising. The only thing it makes me want to buy is socks and shoes to cover them up. They have no scruples about telling you about how healthy some food product is, although it tastes like shite and will probably set you on the road to diabetes.
The Advertising Standards Authority proudly proclaims that it is a self-regulatory and non-statutory organisation and cannot interpret or enforce legislation. So what fucking use is it? Cunts.
Nominated by: Allan
Barry Scott is a perfect example, spouting all that bullshit about Clitoral Bang. I’ve tried it and its Shiite and why does he have to shout at the top of his voice. Barry Scott is a cunt.
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Hugely depressing are adverts that rely on the lower classes parroting their slogans, such as those meerkat cunts. When spackers repeat your catch phrases to the delight of whores, you have an advertising hit.
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Ads irritate the fuck out of me… When I was a lad there were two or three short commercials on at best during an ITV or C4 programme… Now there are so many that you forget what you were watching before the bastards came on… These things a re also terrbily acted and over the top… Worse ones are those fucking Meerkat ones… I have been meaning to cunt meerkats for some time…
Mad Men (the TV show) is also Yankee shite of the highest order… That said though, I would love to lose myself in Christina Hendricks’ tits…
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The cunt in the Muller Rice bear suit and whoever thought that shit up need immediate ISIS-angry execution. Absolute dog shit. You can imagine the fucking fresh-out-of-uni chinless cunts in marketing, “Ya guys, do you remember Vanilla Ice!?? Ya, hashtag retro. hyuck, hycuk, hycuk!”
How that fucking idea got processed through the cunts brain and out of their mouth is beyond me, let alone past numerous adults involved in the production of the advert. Why didn’t someone with half a head stick their hand up on the set and say “Hang on, this appears to be complete, mindless wank of the first degree. What the fuck has this got to do with fucking yogurt?
Get it off my screen ” Word to your cunting mother”.
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Laurie Penny is a sanctimonious loony-lefty cunt.After a demonstrator in London vandalised a war memorial she tweeted this
“I don’t have a problem with this. The bravery of past generations does not oblige us to be cowed today.”
So it is ok to deface war memorials..Seriously?This woman is a fucking deluded cunt.She is also shit with facts. She latterly stated that the Women of WW2(who the memorial was for) did not have the vote..when in fact they got it in 1928!Typically after this controversial post she is using victim status and moaning that people are saying unkind things to her.So it is ok to disrespect an entire generation whose sacrifice gives us the freedom we enjoy today but not to be rude to a jumped up nobody like her????I remember seeing her debating David Starkey and repeatedly asking him personal questions and then repeatedly calling him racist: Then when he snapped at her calling her out for charging too large a fee for a charity event which led to it being cancelled. Did she refute the allegation :of course not she pulled out the victim card and refused to go into the issue.Conveniant that. She also once said that it is racist not to want your Dr to be wearing a full face veil when you are in hospital. Well excuse me Msssss Penny but if I am being told I am up sheet creak I want to see the face of the person telling me that.
Stupid pretentious squeaky voiced loony lefty cunt!!!!!!!!!
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#shit not sheet
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I’ve just Googled Laurie Penny to find out who she is, as she doesn’t seem to write for my paper. I now wish I hadn’t, as this cunt has made me angry. Very angry.
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Katie Hopkins seems to have nailed it by suggesting that the steaming pile of libtard dogshit that is Laurie Penny should be packed off to ISIS with bulk bought lube.
My only question would be ‘Why waste perfectly good lube on the lefty cunt’s cunt’?
Let them fuck her dry.
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Mendacious, most ungrateful little privileged socialist cunt, and apprentice and spiritual successor of the uber tunnel cunt Polly Toynbee, do as I say not as I do types.
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Ad’s , commercials and radio ads are fucking bloody annoying , and thats why I no longer have cable or satellite, just video games and porn for me.
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