Chelsea FC are cunts.
Has there ever been a more dull and boring title win during the Premier League era? This is like Celtic winning the SPL without any threat or competition.
Chelsea are the most boring league champions since George Graham’s Arsenal and their offside trap (I remember that classic VHS: ‘Arsenal – 100 Great 0-0 Draws’). I know my lot aren’t up to much at the moment, but I am glad Mourinho never came to Old Trafford. The football would have been negative as fuck.
The antithesis of Busby and The Doc. Mourinho would just have been a more arrogant Dave Sexton…
Nominated by: Norman
Long live the mighty Chelsea!!!!
Can’t blame Chelsea for every other team being a pile of fucking shite!!! Man Utd era is long gone and without the Scottish cunt running them they have fuck all chance of anything. The scouse cunts are still shit (and cunts) and the fact that even Arsenal gave a push this season shows how shit the rest of the teams are. City will keep pushing away and paying huge sums for mediocrity whilst their Arab money is there but it is only a matter of time until the the nutty muslim’s rise against them too!!!
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As I’ve hated football since childhood I am hardly qualified to talk about it, except for this – aren’t Chelsea the ones who first fielded a team of entirely foreign players? What a fucking joke. You might not expect them to come from SW London, but at least from fucking Britain. And presumably whoever wins comes down to whoever has the most money / sponsorship. Add to this the prima-donna behaviour of most footballers, who are getting paid a fortune to play fucking games, plus the massive doses of homo-eroticism inherent in football, and frankly the whole thing deserves a massive cunting.
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Indeed you are correct in many points you raise and I totally agree that the entire footballing world……led by that corrupt cunt Blatter……all need a good, old fashioned, left handed backhand slap of a cunting.
Unfortunately not being a total football hater I have to keep loving the CFC!!
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/professional-football-sickened-by-fifas-culture-of-greed-2015052998709
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Nice to see you’re a daily mash reader Fred.
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Between Daily Mash and Is-A-Cunt, the whole of modern life is pretty much covered, Odin.
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Ok, here’s a bit of an odd nomination. Mostly because I’m not entirely sure who deserves the cunting most. So today, in a massive kick to the testicles of democracy, local politicians in the Greater Manchester area will decide which of the candidates will get to be the ‘interim’ Mayor of Greater Manchester. There will have been no election. Nobody outside the local political elite will have been allowed their democratic right to decide which candidate will get the job.
Actually, that’s not entirely true. Back in 2012 the people of Greater Manchester were treated to a referendum on the issue of an elected Mayor. We told the government that it could shove the mayor up its arse. We didn’t want one. It was a unanimous decision. And one that that posh cunt, Gideon Osborne has completely ignored, since we’re now having a mayor forced upon us. So much for democracy. At no point will the people of Greater Manchester be involved in this.
In case you’re wondering, the two candidates are, Labour man Lord Peter Smith. And….erm….Labour man Tony Lloyd. So there you go, democracy in action. Two Labour shitbags and no other candidates. You should also know that Lloyd also happens to be Greater Manchester’s Police and Crime Commissioner, and he will NOT be resigning from that post if he’s made Mayor.
It’s not just the fact that the wishes of the people of Greater Manchester were ignored that’s making my piss boil. It’s the fact that democracy has been well and truly shit on throughout. We’re not allowed to know what the salary of the Mayor will be, though it’s allegedly in excess of £100,000. There’s been no campaigning or public debates, or publishing of manifestoes, because the candidates haven’t been allowed to do any of that.
So, after today, Greater Manchester will be saddled with yet another layer of bureaucracy, that no one outside politics wanted. And we will be saddled with this useless twat until they finally allow us to vote in 2017. Or 2019. They haven’t actually decided yet. I have actually written to Numbers 10 & 11 Downing Street over this, expressing my anger at their complete and utter contempt for both democracy, and for the will of the people. No replies have been forthcoming. Even when I sent Osborne and Cameron an email each, expressing my opinion that they were arrogant, ignorant, over privileged arsewipes, (yes, I actually did that). What is the point in holding a referendum on an issue, if you’re just going to ignore it because you don’t like the result?
This is what will happen when we finally get the referendum on our EU membership. If the majority of British voters vote to leave the EU, that smug cocksucker in No 10 will simply ignore the result, and work with Brussels to enact some kind of stitch up. What really worries me though, is that if they can piss on the democratic process over something relatively minor, like a Mayor, they can easily do it over something more important.
Remember today my friends. Because Friday the 29th of May 2015 is the day that democracy died in Britain. And I’m not being dramatic when I say that.
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Labour failed to convince an electorate that they had learned from past mistakes, leaving the field open to Cameron and his gang of chinless wonders, who most assuredly will renege on the promises made of a vote on Europe.
The EU needs Britain to be part of its gang, not because thy actually give a shit about us, but because we have not got a government who has the balls to tell Brussels to fuck off when they impose their ridiculous edicts on us.
The arrogance of Cameron will no know bounds now, the austerity measures they put into place already will be nothing to what they will now impose on the country. Only the cunts of the SNP will benefit, thanks to the deal brokered with the Scots for staying in the Union.
So no, you are not being dramatic with that statement, what little democracy this country had will soon be washed away with the new measures the Tories bring into power to curb the unruly masses.
I predict a summer of riots once these measures begin to take effect.
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I would rather Man United went back to what they were in the 70s and 80s: just playing cavalier football (as the Doc called it) winning the odd cup and having the hardcore fans at games. Winning all that under Fergie has attracted every gloryhunting, johnny come lately, foreign tosspot, plastic paddy cunt and every other sort of nu-footie twat to Old Trafford… Fuck the title and the Champoins League. Give me 1976 or 1985 any time. You know in the 70s and 80s Stamford Bridge was one of the moodiest grounds in Britain… The Shed was almost as infamous as the Stretford End… Now behind the Chelsea shed they sell papaya juice… The game is fucked and the mind boggles…
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Agree to some degree, Norman. Back in the 80s, girls and self-styled “sophisticates” had no interest in footie. In fact, liking football pretty much meant you were considered a moron and/or a hooligan. Since the Premier League (Year Zero?), every kind of cunt has jumped on the football bandwagon. Lifelong fans, my hairy ballsac. The worst cunts are those who follow football “ironically.” Cunts.
But the stadiums were crap in the 80s and I fucking hated standing in cages. I sometimes used to go and watch Colchester when Ipswich were away; Christ the old Layer Road ground was a shithole – but they only charged a quid to stand.
Notice how the Scouse cunts have ignored the 30th anniversary of Heysel? Especially cuntish after the total cuntfest we had to endure last year.
Who are worse – Scousers or SNPers? Answers on a postcard to A. Salmond c/o the House of Commons.
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The Dirties ignoring Heysel doesn’t surprise me… They’re still too busy wanking over Steven Gerrard… They think more of that cunt than they do 39 dead Italian football supporters…
You can bet your life if iLwas Liverpool and not Juventus fans who suffered at Heysel there would be an enquiry STILL going on, there would be ‘tributes’ ever year, there would be ‘charity’ (*cough*) records in the charts and the EU would be overwhelmed with compo claims… Vermin!
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