Thinks he’s a comedy genius by unimaginatively combining elements of Ronnie Barker’s Futtocks End and Rowan Atkinson’s Mr Bean. He isn’t a comedy genius though. He wouldn’t even be the funniest performer in a sixth form revue. He’s just the fat, ugly, unfunny kid who shows off on his own in the corner. How on earth he’s been able to carve out some sort of career on the basis of the lowest common demoninator cuntery that he and Walliams produce is a complete and utter mystery. The pair of them must be sucking the cocks of some very important people because their TV shows are piles of steaming shite that have no redeeming features whatsoever.
I’d also like to cunt the BBC Commissioning Editor who thought that Lucas’s latest effort (see YouTube clip) was a good use of the licence fee.
Nominated by: Fred West
I think the little cunt would burn well.
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There is enough fat on him to create a mighty conflagration.
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I saw the ads for his latest show, but didn’t actually watch the show itself. I would imagine it’s as shite as it looks. When Lucas works on his own, it’s clear to see that talent when Little England was on, was Walliams. Although, that doesn’t really say a lot, considering Walliams is an annoying cunt.
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The next time you see a dog turd baking in a summer’s warmth, I guarantee it will have more comic talent and ability than Lucas. Or it will BE Lucas.
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That Britain’s Got More Talent trailer is a masterclass in cuntery…
The worst bit? David Walliams mincing and ‘doing his moves’…
No mean feat, considering he has those Coneheaded cunts Ant and Dec, that Holden slag, Manboobs Cowell and that ‘rapping’ presenter cunt as competition… Just goes to show how much of a cunt Walliams is….
And Lucas is another cunt who is part of the you have to be queer to work at the BBC
cartel….
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Those talents shows are rigged, and you literally sell your soul you make very little you’d get 10% if you are lucky look at american idols history of screwing people over.
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They’re definitely rigged. That latest silly cow on Britain’s Got Cunts: all that shite about an abusive marriage and all that blubbing… Why do all these look at me cunts have to have a sob story? Joke is that all these gullible thick retards fall for it… Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor are the 2015 versions of the Victorian circus freakshows…
The Susan Boyle thing was a total scam… Boyle had been making music professionally (and releasing albums) since 1999. Yet Cowell and Co had her made up to look like Eddie Large in drag and gave the impression that he had ‘discovered’ this escapee from the looney bin with a golden voice… And as for that little slag with the dancing dog? That cunt should be done for cruelty… A dog isn’t meant to walk on two legs. The poor mutt will have spinal damage when it gets older…
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Lol is that Tweedledum from Alice madness returns , how fitting it looks so much like him, I hate that bald headed cunt, on another note did you hear about katie hopkins she now said “doesn’t care if migrants die” , you better buy a bulletproof vest now katie cause a panic room can only do so much.
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