Jonathan King, the King of novelty pop records and paedophilia has, surprisingly, never been cunted here. So it’s time he was cunted and viciously so…
His biggest crime against music was “everyone’s gone to the moon”. Which frankly, I wish he had. Note that this convicted Child molester has been invited to take part in a documentary of the band Genesis. No surprises there then, only the BBC would invite such a nonce to discuss the careers of a bunch of self-indulgent prog rockers.
King was put tn charge of the Brit Awards in the early 90s. People asked King why there were no black or female acts on the bill that year? King replied: “Because I don’t like blacks and I don’t like women.”
We all know what he does like though.. King likes white boys and young arses.
Apart from his noncery, King should be cunted/shot for Una Paloma Blanca alone.
Nominated by: Fred West, Lez and Norman
He described Robbie Williams as ‘talentless’. He was right of course but talk about the pot calling the kettle. A bit like the elephant man calling someone an ugly bastard!
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Or like Jimmy Savile calling someone a necrophiliac pedophile cunt,
Or like Paddy MvGuiness heckling a shit comic who made his career standing next to another shit comic (Peter Kay)
Or like Peter Kay releasing a DVD which is not the same routine as the last DVD he released
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Or Stephen Fry calling someone a condescending fat thieving ‘I was big friends with Chrissy Hitchens’ flatulent git!
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King had his bail paid by his old pal, Simon Cowell… I’ll say no more…
Thing is they all get away with it. OK Rolf, Gadd and Stuart Hall were nicked. But they’re old men on borrowed time. They’ve lived for years without any hassle… Savile died without being arrested and the BBC cunts were putting tributes on for him (while bottling out of that Newsnight episode). King is now back in the media good books (what is it about Auntie Beeb and nonces?!). And Cyril Smith was protected by friends in high places. God knows how many more of them there were/are… The dirty bastards….
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Have always been fascinated by the paedocunt’s mouth. Perfectly evolved to suck kiddy cock and lick little girls pussies at the same time.
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It is a mouth that is deserving of (firstly) a massive fist slamming into it and (secondly) a 12″ phallus
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I don’t blame him for all the shit records he produced, I blame the fucking idiots who bought them.
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People who refer to certain music as ‘guilty pleasures’ are cunts….
Like someone will listen to any old crap (like The White Stripes or that old witch, Patti Smith)
and say its great just to appear ‘cool’ (even though it is shite!)… One such wanker in the pub kept going on about cunts like Smith, Siouxsie (Nazi Cunt), Lou Reed (Miserable Cunt),The Ramones and Sid Vicious (talentless nasty little cunt)…. They then said that ELO and Status Quo were ‘guilty pleasures’… I told him that made him both a snob and a cunt,and that he was talking bollocks… I thought ELO were fucking ace … And Quo? Put on the Piledriver or Helllo albums at full volume and they will blow all that ‘Noo Yoik Punk’ shite away…
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Piledriver… now that’s when Rossi and Co. did some really good stuff before they sold out to the mainstream.
and of course Averill Lavigne deserves a cunting all to herself
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The thing about the White Stripes is that Jack White basically can’t play a guitar…
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And that Meg can’t play the drums…
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Jack White also helped come up with the worst ever Bond movie theme song. It was indeed a “Quantum of Bollocks”
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Jeff Lynne of ELO was the only one with the talent to be fair. Lynne left the band, and the remaining cunts set up ELO Part 2, who were incredibly shite. Interesting but one ex band member called Mike Edwards was driving his van along a road in Cornwall, and a bale of hay rolled down a hill and bounced onto the roof of his van, crushing him to death.
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ELO was a ripoff of Deny Laine’s Electric String Band. Poor old Denny got rip off and shafted all through his musical career
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I like electric string band i just listened to there first album,its actually not bad kinda folky but good nonetheless. So many copycats stealing other artists glory. Thats why i hate radio and Mass Media its so plastic and annoying it makes me sick and nausous and those fucking commercials drive me nuts.
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Although I do like them, I must say ELO got one of their most famous songs from a rip-off: ‘Mister Blue Sky’ is basically an extended version of the ‘Woke up, fell out of bed..’ bit from ‘A Day In The Life.’
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