[ YouCunts have removed their copy of this video, so here’s another one taken from the Daily Fail in the interests of avoiding PC censorship – Ed. ]
Going off the above video that ISIS very thoughtfully released, they’re more special needs than special forces. If it’s genuine, then we really don’t have anything to worry about. If it’s genuine, it’s a work of comedy gold.
It would seem that they went full retard whilst filming this video. I mean, we saw two of these stone age savages do a forward roll over a Russian machine gun, before one of them bizarrely points it up to the sky. Another clip shows the special needs force performing forward rolls over the crest of ill, something that leaves them even more exposed.
One of my favourites, is the twat who literally straps a bush to himself, and then pretending he was wearing a Klingon cloaking device. It actually brought to mind Adrian from the Fast Show. “Yo ‘aven’t sane may, roight?” One of the classics of the video, was a group of fuckwits apparently walking through a garden whilst smashing a tile over their heads. I’m not sure how that prepares them for combat. Never in my 18 years of service in the British Army did I have smash a tile over my head.
Oh yeah, I can’t sign off without mention ISIS’s very own Bruce Lee. Not so much kung fu, as kung poo. (See what I did there?)
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Comedy gold. What a bunch of cunts!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CneXZlHkIVw
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If the British military ever deploy in Syria/Iraq in large numbers these cunts would soon find it best to go the way the Taliban went (plant IEDs and fuck off) because they would lose in a stand-up fight.
There is of course the possibility that they are actually really well trained and made this video as disinformation to lull the west into a false sense of security……. although I fucking doubt it.
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Stupid Cunts. The only thing the are good at his hiding.
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What a bunch of stupid cunts. Why were they all out in the open and moving in extended line formation at the same time? Why was nobody in the prone positionor taking cover, putting down fire whilst the others were moving? These mongs don’t seem to realise that fire and maneuver exists and has done for a long fucking time.
That dickhead who was wearing a hedge will stand out a mile away in the middle of the desert.
Lastly, if I see a bunline such as the one they all rolled over, my first instinct would be to use it as effective cover from which to fire at the enemy……… not an obstacle to forward roll over, making me dizzy and putting me into the line of enemy fire. Fucking children.
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Thanks for that.
I laughed so much I almost bought a round.
Looking on the bright side, if that is the best they can come up with they aren’t going to last too long.
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Well I guess they will do what they’ve done for years now…….convince young men and women to strap a bomb onto themselves and blow up some innocents.
Then again it’s predominantly them blowing themselves up along with countless other Muslims so not sure this cunt cares that much!! Then again just how many virgins are up there in heaven waiting for them? Surely not enough to deal with the bomber and the 30/40/50 he/she kills all arriving at the same time!! Seems like there will be a lot of sloppy seconds going on up there!!
Flatten the cunts with one big bomb and all the problems go away. Then again drop one on Saudi and all the money that supports them will dry up anyway and these useless cunts will be fighting with guns with no bullets and tanks with no diesel!
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As long as we have the breed of bleating left wing liberal sheep in this country, who consider terrorists as “freedom fighters”, the problem of radical Islam will never go away.
As long as organisations like CAGE are allowed to proliferate with charitable status and the law fears taking that status away for fear of being seen to be “racist” or infringing their human rights, Islamist and other radicals will escape jail or deportation.
As long as the leaders of the West continue to bury their heads in the sand and pretend this Islamic Jihad will go away, ISIL will spread to every country in the civillised West unchecked.
I wonder then, just how many moderate Muslims will come out of the closet claiming to have been supporters of the establishment of a world wide Caliphate?
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Fucking YouTube are great aren’t they? They’ve removed the original video presumably because some terrorist shit objected or our wonderful government didn’t like it. Anyway, the Mail had a copy on their website, so I’ve re-imbedded it from there.
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Deploy napalm against the cunts and let them burn.
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Quite agree, the Yanks must still have a stockpile left over from ‘nam and why waste a perfectly good nuke on them.
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They should cut all these cunts to bits, put them in a mincer and then sell them on as tinned dog food….
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That would be cruelty to animals. Think of the dogs!!!
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It’s the ISIS version of Dads Army. Makes me laugh but not as loudly as hearing that they have all been daisy cutter to death in a bombing mission. Wicked gay closeted cunts !
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Kept expecting to see John cleese appear in that video,it’s like watching monty python.What will they demonstrate next?maybe a bit of maypole dancing! Or maybe how to defend yourself against a man with a banana. ….fucking gobshytes
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Seriously this set of complete cunts just all need to die, really? why do we suffer these cunts.
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We should follow Kenny Everetts’ General Cheeseburgers’ lead, and “Round ’em up,put ’em in a field and bomb the bastards !
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