I’d like to to cunt the “Anyone But United” football “fans”
Now I’m a Liverpool fan, have been since I was a little shite and this may come as a shock to you but I can’t stand all these fucking cunts who cheer when teams they don’t support score against United especially when they seem to cheer them more than they cheer their own fucking team.
I take no pleasure in United losing unless of course it’s Liverpool handing out the beating, I rarely bother with football anymore because of all these tossers, along with the overpaid fannies who now play the game, shite atmosphere at the stadiums and Sky’s constant peddling of the “greatest league in the world”.
Maybe I should just cunt football…
Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants
“…shite atmosphere at the stadiums and Sky’s constant peddling of the “greatest league in the world. Maybe I should just cunt football…”
Or Sky.
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I’d like to cunt Chicken Dave and also the Election Debate broadcasters who rolled over and appeased his nauseating cowardice and hypocrisy (these same broadcasters who are frequently accused of being left-wing, remember? So left-wing, evidently, that they don’t dare ruffle Chicken Dave’s yellow feathers). What a bunch of useless, spineless cunts.
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Whilst we are on the subject, a cunting for Nicky Morgan, Education Secretary is in order. Twice now she has refused to address the teaching unions to reveal her vision for Education.
Cowardice it would appear is rampant in the Tory ranks
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I think that’s Lynton Crosby’s media strategy for the Tories – avoid speaking in any situation where you could possibly look like a cunt. Hence Nicky Morgan avoids the teachers, Chicken Dave avoids a head-to-head with Miliband and, most pathetic of all, Chicken Dave won’t even face a young audience on BBC3’s ‘Free Speech” and elects to send arch-cunt Grant Shapps instead. Smacks of fear and desperation to me. And rampant cuntitude, of course.
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C’mon the baggies!
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Steven Gerrard is a Scouse cunt… The arselicking that ‘Stevie G’ was getting before today’s match was puke inducing… How hilarious it was when the bindippers’ sacred cow got sent offf (and also the fact that United turned them over!)… Gerrard being sent off gave Liverpool an advantage, he’s been crap for sometime now and with ten men they put in more effort…
Ballotelli is a fucking cunt too….
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While we’re discussing sports (sort of), I was shocked to see my new favorite website hasn’t covered that KING OF ALL CUNTS, LANCE “LYING CUNT” ARMSTRONG!
Can we rip this lying, cheating and crooked sack of cunt runoff a new asshole on this fabulous site?
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Don’t be a lazy cunt! 😉
You write it, we’ll publish it.
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LOL. I shall do so. I have reviewed this cunting liar’s career for some time now and shall place my pen directly inside his rotting, roided up rectum and pull until he defecates the truth.
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Lance Armstrong is a cunt, I agree, but he is a cunt for his assertion he did not dope repeatedly.
The whole fucking Peloton are all on EPO and other substances so he was made a scapegoat, but his failure to admit it when he got caught makes him a cunt.
Bjarne Riis (a well suspected doper) was asked if he ever doped when he was professional, to which he replied:
“I never failed a dope test” 😀
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Football is a game played by retarded cunts, for the enjoyment of other retarded cunts.
Twenty two grown rapists / car thieves / drug dealers that have been removed from their council estates to kick a leather clad pig’s bladder up and down a field is not a sport. It isn’t even entertainment.
I fucking hate football and any fucking cretin who plays it, supports it or bangs on about it endlessly in the pub / office / prison transport.
Please just fuck right off you boring moronic cunts!
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Football is a surrogate for tribal warfare – and seems to get more vicious every season. It’s heading more towards Rollerball every year…
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Strange you should say that Dioclese.
While working in the middle east I had the serious misfortune to meet one of the stupidest people on the planet.
The cranially challenged cunt was proud of the fact that he would travel the length and breadth of the country with other like-minded fucktards to kick seven shades of shit out of fans that supported other teams.
When I asked him why the fuck would he spend money to go to a football match to start a fight, his answer was “It’s fuggin’ tribal. Innit.”
You have no idea how happy I was when the dozy cunt jumped into a local river in a display of clueless bravado, only to find that the river was a fuck of a lot deeper than his personality and a hell of a lot faster than his wit.
He was dragged out by some locals about a quarter of a mile downstream, cut to ribbons and crying like a baby.
Poetic justice for all the poor innocent fuckers that had taken a hiding off him for no other reason than wearing the wrong colours on the wrong day.
Thick cunt.
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