Phil Harding – a Jethro Tull/Real Ale cunt of an archaeologist who, to my mind, has the disturbing, sinister appearance of an habitual user of prostitutes and/or potential serial killer.
Now that Tony Robinson is too fucked to continue Time Team, Phil and his tiny shorts would be ideal to front a series orf programmes excavating classic murder sites like Saddleworth Moor. That fake laugh every time the cunt’s trowel hits a skull. TV magic. “Death Dig” could be repeated for years.
“Time Team at Ten Rillington Place” has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?
Nominated by: Fred West & Sir Limply Stoke
On the subject of Jethro Tull, Phil Harding is a real contender for Aqualung. At least dodgy old git though he is, he managed to breathe some life into the walking dead of a show that was “time team”. Only bugger who did any digging too, that Arrogant old fart Professor Mick Aston and Tony Robinson strutting round the trenches, bleating about “geophyis”.
What it needed, was bringing into the C21st. They could have taken a leaf out of the winning formula of reality TV to sex it up a bit.
I suggest a mystery tour of graveyards of the famous, celebrity contestants direct Phil in where to put his trowel and if the unearth a famous corpse, they win big cash prizes. If they guess incorrectly, they join it.
Could call it “Which Cunt ‘s buried here”
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Fifty Shades Of Gray (the film, the book, the crabby old minger who wrote it, and anything else connected with it) deserves a monumental cunting….
How this load of sick shite has become a phenomenon and ‘news’ shows how much of a backward shithole Britain has become… And the silly slags who are into it: how is a sadistic pervert and rapist sexy and heroic? And since when was it acceptable to abuse women in mainstream culture? What makes me laugh is the silly bitches who read it and wet their bloomers over the film will doubtless complain endlessly about how their husbands, boyfriends and other men are ‘Bastards’ and ‘Pigs’. Yet they’ll do a Kit Kat Shuffle over some fictional sadist…. Do they also get off on how female prisoners were treated in Nazi concentration camps too? I tell you, lads: some women really are the dark side of the fucking moon…
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I find it ironic that women are buying it , meanwhile the feminists are screaming boycott boycott, they are basically telling the feminazis to fuck off haha… you know women have that rebel cunt attitude so they are just doing the opposite of the opposing view , women really are vindictive evil cunts who won’t be told what to do , EL James is just trolling feminists while making money off sadistic rapists and kiddyfuckers , the cunt even hides her name as to temporarily confuse the reader when they find out shes female hahaha
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Mystery to me. Never read the book, never want to. Falls under the same category as this vampire sex shit that teenagers seem to revel in.
Mind you, sexually perverse literature is nothing new. For sheer incredulity, read ” the story of O”. Written I hasten to ad by a woman. Now there is a book that plumbs depravity (and it was written in the 1950’s)
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’50 Grades of Shite’ isn’t even a proper book by a proper author – it began as fan fiction on a website for fans of ‘Twilight’ (the lead characters of ’50 Grades’ originally had the same names as the lead characters in ‘Twilight’). And given that ‘Twilight’ is primarily aimed at lonely emo teenagers, it’s even sadder that the fat menopausal cunt who wrote ’50 Grades of Shite’ was hanging around on that website.
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So this lardarsed munter had Robert Pattinson and that po-faced bitch, Kristen Stewart, in mind when she wrote this shite? That shows you where she’s at… Of course if a man had wrote this pile of turd and based it on Hollywood knobheads, he’d be labeled kinky and a pervo: and all the misandrist bra-burning cunts would be going on about how ‘degrading’ and ‘vile’it is….But some ugly old frump does it, then it’s OK and they are all frigging to it at bedtime….. What a load of bollocks….
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Funny you should say that as it is clear that the character ‘Ana’ although portrayed as an adult, has in fact the maturity and thought processes of a child. I suspect this book is even sicker than many imagine.
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Valentines day, How the fuck did I know it was a book?
wondered why she wanted 50 tins of paint?
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That old codger has the ‘look’ about him, I just hope he never takes his computer to PC World. 😀
If it wasn’t for PC World, Gary Glitter would still be selling records
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