Mumsnet

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Mumsnet… quite literally a bunch of cunts.

Who gives a shit? Its the managements right to decide, if you look like a granola eating, mountain climbing, liberal democrat, bio aware hippy breast feeder type, the management reserves the right to issue the old ‘off you fuck’. I have no problem with breast feeding in public, because I don’t have to look if I don’t want to, and I could not give a shit otherwise.

What I do give a shit about is some poor sod who wants uphold a certain stiff upper lip standard, and being told he is wrong. My establishment, my rules, feel free to fuck off anytime you don’t want to follow them.

And a word in the shell like of Mumsnet users. You don’t condone smacking, because its YOUR feral, mouth breathing offspring that are the annoying little cunts that should be flogged within an inch of their lives on a daily basis, to stop them from growing up to be big, selfish, self important cunts. But you feel it necessary to impose your way of reasoning with these young imbeciles and not teaching them any real values.

As for protecting your kids, you can rest assured even Jimmy Saville would not have ‘fixed it for them’, come to think of it most pederists would give your fucking irritating, tantrum throwing, self important, pampered little terrorists a wide berth. They are not kids, they are just narcissistic impressions of their parents.

For the love of christ, smack your kids at least once a day, just in case they do something.

Nominated by: The Captain

15 thoughts on “Mumsnet

  1. I’d love to see one of these Shit Lordettes get on a bus in a predominantly Muslim area like Luton, Leicester or Tower hamlets and get them badboys out to feed her sprog – see how much shit she gets from the Muzrats.

    She’d have to do what she was told otherwise she would be branded “racist” or “islamophobic”. That would be priceless.

    • I’m alluding to Mumsnet breastfeeders if it wasn’t obvious, not Mumsnet user’s kids (or as I like to call them – entitled, precious little fuckflakes).

  2. Life has never been the same for the little bleeders after the formulation of Dr Collis Browne’s Compound was changed back in the 60’s after a massive rocket in sales triggered an investigation. In my day and before, children were seen and not heard because the better families kept their snivelling orfspring out orf sight and stoned on the redoubtable elixir. A sure cure all nostrum for the aggravated child with opium, cannabis and chloroform in a handy alcohol base. A little tincture my dear……..?

  3. What a fantastic nomination, Mumsnet, a breeding ground for the ‘Wandsworth’ & ‘St Johns Wood’ narcissistic Range Rover driving cunts.
    These fucking cunts make me sick, they are all married to ‘City Bankers’ and the biggest decision they have to make each day is wether to shop at Fortnam & Masons or Harrods or what to give Tarquin & Anastasia for their ‘supper’.
    “Ma ma, may we have responsibly sourced organic Caviar for supper?”

    “You certainly may Tarquin, now would you be as kind as to grab Mummy an organic Papya”

    Pretentious, self important cunts, they are all probably on Twitter & spend the rest of their ‘hectic’ days posting pictures of their ‘little bundle of joy’ Jacintha on Facebook.

    • They’re the same cunts that drive their sprogs less than two hundred yards to school in their 4x4s dressed up to the nines, double park then look down the end of their nose’s at anyone riding on a bus. Cunts !!!

      • Odd that the only time I have seen a Porsche Cayenne go off road is when the peroxide blond shit-cunt at the wheel has had a bottle of Pinot too many for lunch and mounts the kerb on the high street while chatting bollocks on their iphone.

        Usually while on the way to pick up little Jack and Rosie from primary school.

  4. “…& spend the rest of their ‘hectic’ days posting pictures of their ‘little bundle of joy’ Jacintha on Facebook” – not realising that paedophiles are downloading such photos to their wank banks (hopefully).

  5. Anybody who posts pics of their kids all over the web and social media is a fucking spaz… Talk about making your kid a sitting duck…

    Kayne West is a total wankstain…. Again he’s thrown his toys out of the pram because his lardarsed fellow celebrity cunt, Beyonce failed to win at the Grammys (again!)… Change the record, Kayne… You talentless, spolit walking ego gobshite of a cunt….

    • That cunt is miserable so often, I sometimes wonder if a smack in the mouth would make him smile.

      • Only a pig ignorant cunt like Kanye West would see a greased up shagbag like Kardashian as a bit of class…

        If the soft arsed baboon gets all mardy about a Grammy award (or a music video!), I dread to think of what he’s like when he runs out of Nutella for his toast… Soft cunt….

      • Kuntye West = The fucking dinghy lipped marrowbone headed talentless baboon cunt, spouting his “sick” “shit hop music” fucking chocolate faced wog!

  6. Nothing wrong with a good spanking, as generations of public schoolboys, MP’s, Bishops, Judges and fallen young catholic girls have found out.
    As for getting out the old udders to breastfeed in public, it would doubtless incite those sexually frustrated muslim radicals to a public stoning of the harlot.

  7. Anyone who defines themselves entirely through one facet of their personality (in this case being a mother) is a cunt of the highest order.

  8. set of hapless cobweb blown fish hole dumb bints, mumsnet? more like fishy goodforfuckallcuntsnet

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