In a sport run, managed, officiated and played by cunts, The Special Cunt is in a league of his own. Fluent in at least four different languages, he’s incapable of being humble in any of them. So when his team of expensively assembled mercenaries fails to win a match, he trots out the same old litany of pathetic excuses and associated paranoia.
No wonder his players are such a bunch of cunts as well — from his sex pest centre back right the way through to his diving, spitting centre forward.
Nominated by: Norman Cunter
Old Jose is a miserable cunt… He makes Kenny Dalglish look like a song and dance man…
Even if he had a thousand quid in each ear and was taking Kylie Minogue up the jacksy, Mourinho wouldn’t even crack a smile…
John Terry is a family sized bumpor cunt too…
Nominated by: Norman
Mouhrino does indeed have the facial expression of a slapped arse on its way to be the star attraction in “d-wing”. Out of sheer ennui, I managed to find one of him smiling, which if this is a typical happy mourino, I’d rather see him looking miserable.
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/40/590x/jose-397500.jpg
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Mourinho, the Special Needs One.
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Beaten 4-2 by Bradford. “”It’s a disgrace for a big team to lose to a small team from a lower league,” said Mourinho, 51.”
“What a fucking cunt,” said Fred West, 47.
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“Fluent in four languages” ? That would be Portuguese, Italian, English…and Cunt, presumably?
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Nice one Fred.
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I’ll think you’ll find it’s ‘Cuntish’ mate.
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I don’t know this cunt but I think he is vaguely associated with football. Anyway, he looks like a fucking gypo/muslim. And what do we do with gypos and muslims? We burn them.
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From the tv I see this cunt on he struggles to put a word together. So I doubt English is one of them. Then again it wouldn’t need to be to coach most of the cunts he does anyway.
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A cunt he may be but then again so is just about every manager, player, chairman, over indulged rich owner in the game. For such a beautiful sport it really is full of cunts of the greatest magnitude.
Maybe the real cunts are the people that financially support the game by paying ridiculous amounts for tickets and continued changes to club strips rather than wearing last years top and watching it at home streamed to us live by our Asian friends (who are obviously cunts in their own rights)!!! It wouldn’t take too long for the money to run low and the wankers that are most players and managers to come back down to earth with a bang!!
Was was funny was reading how these retarded cunt players took shite advice from financial advisers (cunts too!) without due diligence and invested in tax avoidance schemes and are now being chased by HMRC and facing bankruptcy!!! Fucking laughable!!
Back to the subject of the original post………Mouhrino may well be a cunt but no more than most and no way near as bad as the likes of Ferguson and his band of Jock cunt managers that seem to be in English football.
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That’s cause the Nigel’s from Ingland are shite football managers. Stick to what you are good at Nigel, buggery and Morris dancing.
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All the best managers are bastards when they want/have to be: Ferguson, Clough, Docherty, Shanks, Revie, Allison, and Mourinho… Even Sir Matt Busby could be ruthless when required…
That is why England will never succeed… The soft arses at the FA will continue to pick yes-men and non-controversial ‘nice guys’… Boring bastards like Graham Taylor, Steve McLaren, Sven Cunt Eriksson, and Woy Hogdson… Alf Ramsey could be a twat (re: dropping Jimmy Greaves in 1966), and that is what England need: a boss who is not afraid to be a bastard… Mourinho is a sour faced cunt, be he knows his shit as a manager….
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Id like to nominate Jake Whitehall for a monumental cunting.
I am not sure why it is he continues to appear on BBC shows, now with one of his own with his fucking Dad.
He cannot put a sentence out without mentioning “oh did you know I was Posh “?
This cunt is nothing more than a fuck puppet for mincers such as Graham Norton and he and his dad need to now fuck right off out of here.
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It is Jack, not Jake, but yes, cunt this fucking middle class Jew and his fucking dreidel butt plug loving Dad, no wonder the BBC fawn over him, those fucking hook nosed sneaky Jews will not be happy till Judaism is the only religion left on earth.
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I would like to nominate the increasingly ubiquitous “man bun” for a cunting.
Nothing announces the cuntitude of a man more effectively than wearing his hair in a bun:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=man+bun&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=j2rFVNiAG63Y7Abi9ICwDQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=609
There is only one way to deal with cunts who wear their hair like this and it’s what we forensic scientists call ‘The Flaxen Saxon Method’ involving a significant quantity of petrol and matches.
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Like that cunt, Zlatan Ibrahimovich… Not only does he ponce round with a man-bun, he’s so up his own arse he refers to himself always as Zlatan… Not I or me, Zlatan… I think the cunt thinks he is Caesar….
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As the old saying goes “anybody with polony tail got a face like a horses arse” innit
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Another manifestation of “Metrosexuality” It starts with sporting buns and ends up like this
http://i59.tinypic.com/24fmihi.jpg
Burning is too good for them, even with the drop in petrol prices, a good tarring and feathering after they have been publicly shaved is the way to go.
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I’m going out on a limb here, But I would postulate that picture was ‘photoshopped’
I have nothing against arse bandits, stick what you like up your arse, just don’t try and ram it down my throat 😀
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