Cunt O’MaCunto

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Went out for a little swigaroo last night in my local. Quietly having a Ginger Grouse when in walk some rowdy so-and-so’s, you know the type, tattoos and hipster beards (cunts). It didn’t take long for the twits to make their way over to myself and the beautiful Mrs O’MaCunto, when one of these arse-holes plonked his trilby on my head (I mean a fucking TRILBY! On a night out! What an unforgivable cunt).

Well, I charmed these fine young gentlemen with a ‘Nice one, now please fuck off lads’, quite polite of me considering the situation I thought, and upon looking around, the cunts soon discovered it wasn’t the sort of establishment that ‘selfies’ and putting fucking Creed on the jukebox would be accepted. They soon made their way to the exits, departing with a cheeky ‘Yeah, you can keep the hat mate!!’, and off they went on their merry way, sure to end up fingering some transgender looking filly en route to a kebab house.

Anyway, then the Mrs turns to me and says ‘You look like Olly Murs in that hat’. Therefore, it is with great regret that I must cunt myself for resembling that bag of shit. What a fucking dreadful end to the week.

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4 thoughts on “Cunt O’MaCunto”

  1. Take a shit in it, and go back and put it on the jukebox in the bar as a memento and fair penance.

    Or on the Bar manager for letting the cunts in and not having them chinned on exit.

  2. Don’t worry Cunto, you will never be as much of a cunt as Olly Murs, which springs a thought ! Has that cunt been cunted yet ?

  3. I see no point, Olly Muirs is a spud faced cunt of the cuntiest cunting order.
    He is the leader of the Cunts Templar, the omnipotent cunt that needs no cunting.
    He certainly needs a good fucking kicking though, right in his man cunt

  4. Olly Murs another spawn of the talent show cancer we call music today,now the trilby wearing painter and decorating tone deaf cunt is presenting the very show that discovered the cunt,along with that fame hungry slut Caroline Flack whos probably already shagged him…..pair of cunts

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