David Quantick

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Smirking, unfunny, lop-sided faced cunt often used as a talking head on ‘The Nation’s Top 50…’ list type programmes if they can’t get Stuart Maconie or Paul Morley (previously cunted).

Torture is too good for this cunt – if anyone ever spots him in the street, please punch him hard and rip his tongue out. Let’s see if he’s still smirking after that.

Nominated by: Fred West

11 thoughts on “David Quantick”

  2. Fuck, Yoko Ono is a cunt.
    I’m gonna sound a fairy, but I fucking love Christmas. Everything about the whole cunting time of year. I even like the music. (Yes, I am a cunt for this, no need to point it out).
    John Lennons effort, Happy Christmas (War is over) is probably one of the more acceptable tunes. I mean, the mans got previous on good music. But what do we get in the fucking chorus? I’ll tell you what we get.
    ‘ A VEWY MEWWY CWISTMAAAAAAAS!!!’ screeched in the most out of key way humanly possible. Talent-less, Beatle ruining, ugly cunt of a woman. How’s she allowed to live is beyond the pale. Mark Chapman should have put a few more bullets in that gun and finished that silly bitch off too.
    It’s hard to think that Lennon probably had the pick of any female on the planet and he opted for that scrutty, leech of a cunt. You were a silly prick John, a vewy siwy pwick.

  3. If anything pisses me off about Christmas, it must surely be any revolting Christmas song. Bombarded by it each time I turn the radio on, go to the supermarket or hear the Christmas drunks bawling it out post-office party.
    hard to pick which is the worst, but I am in full agreement with you, Mark Chapman should have forked out a few more greenbacks and emptied the whole clip into that talentless waste of space and left Lennon alone

  4. For Ono at her worst check out this unreleased footage from the ‘Let It Be’ sessions. The negative effect she had on the boys: Ringo is playing unusually. Paul is behaving very strangely with his amp, and George is nowhere to be seen (he fucked off because he couldn’t stand any more of this shit!).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE

    Quantick is indeed a cunt. Along with all those other ex-NME twats: Danny Kelly, Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons, Charles Shaar Murray, Stephen Dalton, and the aforementioned Morley and Maconie. I wonder: does one have to be a cunt to work for the NME?

  6. Hugh Hefner is a cunt… Arguably the biggest and most successful pimp in the western world… Also marries one plastic titted bottle blonde after another… They sure as shite aren’t with the old cunt for his good looks or staying power, so the dirty old fart is paying for it.. Anywhere else these slags would be called prossies (I know some women have to do it to survive. But these brasses don’t!) and the Playboy Mansion would be known as a whorehouse (which it basically is)… Amazing what the fucking Yanks and the good ol’ US of A gets away with, eh?

    Oh, and the bunny mag hasn’t had a decent bit of famous fluff (Lindsay Lohan? Kate Moss? I fucking ask you!) in it for years….

  8. The Heffener cunt is also a peado. The 15 year old Cosby touched up in the mansion all those years ago is one case they could get the cunt on.

    Cosbys mits were probably the last pair to fondle it after all his other cronies had theirs.

  9. Yeah. I bet old Hef hasn’t copped a feel of a real pair in over twenty years. There’s more plastic in the Playboy Mansion than there is in Toys ‘R’ Us….

    re: Cosby: it does beg the question: How many teenage ‘Playmates’ have fallen for Hef’s ‘charms’? And (like Cosby) how many of his rich and showbiz friends have joined in the ‘fun?’

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