Shelley Jupitus

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Who’s that under our Phill??

I know that loathsome professional Essex Lad Phill Jupitus (born Phillip Swan on the Isle of Wight) has been cunted several times before, but I recently heard him mention that he has a wife.

Anyone who would want to marry such a fat, hateful, talentless cunt is surely even more of a cunt than he is, and so I hereby nominate Phill Jupitus’s wife.

Nominated by: Fred West

15 thoughts on “Shelley Jupitus”

  1. There are some things a camera should never be used for and that is one of them.
    I’ll sleep with both eyes open tonight after looking at that photo

  2. I’d like to nominate cheryl (I love my new sir name Fernandez-Versini) for another cunting. Cheryl’s angry because X factor warm up man Ian Royce allegedly called her Chery Cole and she’s upset when her name is written as plain old Cheryl and she has called the general public ignorant for not being able to pronounce her name properly. She said “It’s not that hard to pronounce my name phonetically…Fernandez-Versini.” Which is a bit rich coming from some one who can’t pronounce a lot of English words properly. I suggest Chezza stops buying tattoos for her arse and spends her money on eloqution lessons instead. Singing lessons wouldn’t be a bad idea either. Eeee Chezza ye’r a reet thick geordie cunt !

    • She only says stuff like this to divert attention from her sham marriages which are designed to conceal her sapphic tendencies. Ditto Cowell fathering a child – an equally ludicrous concept.

      • Got that right there. Although whether she is a closet Lesbian is open to debate. Shezza is the product of a working class background, with the ambitions to be a celebrity. A host of failed relationships and media manipulation cannot disguise the fact that no matter how much polish and spin, she is only one step removed from her working class roots, which she can never escape from.

    • It’s not that the public is ignorant. We just don’t give a fuck! Some should tell her to pull her head out of her pussy.

  3. Nothing wrong with the Geordie accent, but this pretentious little airhead-slapper makes it sound like her family tree ain’t got no branches.

  4. Got nothing against the Geordie accent either mate. Or the geordie people for that matter.

  5. Why the fuck would anyone change their name to Jupitus. Makes no sense. Should have changed his first name, as ‘Phil’ means horse. I suggest ‘Stanley’- dweller in the stony field.

  7. I think Dapper Laughs is deserving of right good cunting!

    What a cuntish, unfunny cunt this cunt is.

    He’s a LAD. So I’m repeatedly told. To be a lad you have to vainly video yourself poncing about irritating normal people, then giggling like a bitch and look real smug about whatever unfunny shtick you’ve just pulled.

    Fuck the cunts who like this cunt too, morons!

    Show me a 6 second vine where he’s getting punched in the face and i’ll watch that cunt on repeat.

    Fuck off Cunt!

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