I had a look at twitter once. Just to see what the fuss was about.
It must take a Stephen Fry size intellect to understand it, because as far as I could see, it was bollocks. Actually, you’d have to be a Stephen Fry sized twat to want to post on it.
Who the fuck is actually interested in anything that gets posted? It’s drivel.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
I am amazed at the number of people who follow blogs on Twitter. Why the fuck don’t they just read the blog or subscribe to it? I don’t get it. What the fuck is the point of just introducing another layer of shite?
If you’re reading this on Twitter, you’re a cunt…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Twitter is merely an extension of the mastubatory urge by the terminally stupid to contribute more mindless and random jizz as an offering to the great god of social media. Like facebook, it satisfies the need to be “someone” without actually being anything but a faceless nothing.
Social media generally provides entertainment for the bored masses who will never get a chance to humiliate themselves on reality TV. Warhol was right (and he was a cunt too)
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Full of Twats
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Twitter is for cunts who 1) can’t shut up even when they are on their own; 2) narcissistic cunts who think the world actually cares about their opinions.
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Amazon is a cunt. It’s now started restricting private individuals re-selling certain DVD titles on its “Marketplace” – even when their Seller Account is in good standing – the official line is that they want to reduce the number of counterfeit goods listed on Amazon Marketplace so that customers can trust Amazon… personally I think clamping down on the vast quantities of counterfeit electronic/computer peripherals originating from China would be a better way of Amazon increasing trust, rather than penalising private individuals who are just wanting to move on a DVD box set that they’ll never watch again. Paying the proper rate of tax would also help these lying, tax-avoiding scumbag cunts win back public trust and confidence.
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It’s obvious that far from being overly concerned about counterfeits, the wholesalers are seeing their sales fall as customers prefer to choose more reasonably priced second-hand titles and it’s probably the wholesalers who are twisting Amazon’s arm. It’s interesting that the particular box set I’ve been banned from re-selling has NO second-hand copies available on Amazon Marketplace at all, but lots of third party sellers offering it for the same price as Amazon – or considerably more. Counterfeits, my arse. This is all about profits which should come as no surprise from a bunch of tax-avoiding cunts.
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Twitter is almost like flashing: exposing themselves and every detail about their stupid little lives. My sister is into social network, and every person she has ‘met’ on there is a fruitcake of some kind. She actually invited some Twitter/Facebook ‘friend’ to my mother’s house a couple of years ago. And this woman was the biggest, creepiest fucking cunt I have ever come across. I booted her out and basically, in no uncertain terms, told her never to bother me or my family again…. I won’t have Twatter or Freakbook on in my house….
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Twitter, the establishments monitoring entity.
It’s sole purpose is to cretinize the masses to expressing themselves in 140 characters or lees but it’s true purpose is to curb free speech, How dare anyone criticize the government, you are a TROLL or a TERRORIST.
FUCK OFF
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