Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Vermon cunting Kaye. Just come back from the local Beefeater where I’ve been put off my dinner as this over-excitable spastic has been staring at me from under the completely fictitious statement of ‘Boss of Beef’ for fucks sake! Why I asked myself is this semi trained chimp the ‘Boss of Beef’? Turns out the prize fuckwit was born in 1974 – the same year as Beefeater fucking inns were founded! Surely there must be somebody born in 1974 who is better qualified to be the ‘boss of beef’; a farmer/ slaughterman/ butcher etc than this hair gelled bellend?
I also nominate the marketing cunt who thought this was a good idea – I for one will never eat there again until I get a written apology from the cunts. Beefeater and Vernon Kaye – cunts, the pair of em.
Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!
Nominated by: Jimbob Cunt III
He’s married to the brain dead old slag Tess Daly, who incidentally was the first ‘woman’ in the world to have a cunt transplant from a pig after her own rotted off following complications treating syphilis scabs on her flaps and pustular warts on the purple stringy bits inside her hole.
What the fuck do these vacant talentless shells of humans talk about?
“There is a new cream out with plenitude action lipizones.”
“Is it hypoallergenic?”
“Yes, and nine out of ten women prefer it.”
“Put some on your pig cunt so I can slide my orange 2 inch cock in it.”
“OK but I must have a shit first – but my droppings are really hard!”
“Bend over and I’ll poke some DulcoEase up your arse with a stick.”
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From that comment I can only assume the cabbage is between your ears…
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ears of corn – like you wit
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It takes real talent to be more annoying than Ant and Dec. And in that respect, Vernon is immensely talented. In other respects though, he’s about as talented as a tin of fucking hairspray.
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