The Morissette hag.
I have never heard such overblown screeching crap in my life. And the ludicrously pretentious titles: ‘Jagged Little Pill’ ‘Under Rug Swept’ and ‘Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie” For fuck’s sake!
“Isn’t it ironic?” No, it isn’t. Fuck off, you self indulgent squawking cunt!
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
How about a double cunting? Barak Obama and David Cameron both deserve after yesterday I reckon. A journalist is murdered by a cowardly cocksucker, who doesn’t even have the guts to show his face. Both O’Barmy and Camoron come back from holiday, briefly, to mouth the usual bullshit, and then they fuck off back on holiday.
Now I know some may think that holiday is the best place for both of them. But this pair are supposed to be leaders of their respective countries. And with situations like this their place is back at the seat of government, leading their countries. As it was, Camoron fucked off to Cornwall to finish his THIRD holiday this year, and FIFTEENTH since he entered Downing Street. And O’Barmy literally went from the press conference to the fucking golf course. Nothing says ‘FUCK YOU’ like picking up a five iron.
Even for politicians, this pair have been as much use as a fart in a lift. And they’re not even the worst we’ve had.
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COBRA……now that is a load of cunt…where a load of cunts sit round a desk and pretend they are going to do something about an emergency somewhere, when we all know they aren’t.
Ooh, reports the BBC. The Prime Minister is chairing a COBRA meeting….
Big fucking deal. Useless shower of cunts the lot of them.
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I believe COBRA is an acronym for ‘Cunts Offer Bullshit Rather (than) Action’.
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‘The Special Relationship” – I like it! Consider it done…
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Alanis Morissette is a chimera – she has the head of a seaside donkey and the body of a worn out proz (sort of like Jade Goody with a donkey’s head). When she has sex with her ‘boyfriend’ – he wanks up on a stick and then pokes it up her cunt from 6 feet away.
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Fucking Hell ! I would hate to wake up to that in the morning, the scraggy, droopy titted cunt. The photo reminds of that scene from that crap old 70s film “Carrie” where she has a period in the shower the dirty old skank !
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Apparently Ryan Reynolds was with Morissette for a good few years…. Fucking hell! The lad’s brave (or stupid!), I’ll give him that… Going from doing Morissette to Scarlett Johansson was probably similar to Neil Armstrong’s first steps onto the lunar surface (or a bit like listening to ‘Sgt. Pepper’ after first playing ‘Definitely Maybe’)….
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It’s the pimples on the arse that do it for me every time.
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Shit, this sloppy old cunt should hit the gym.
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn…
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I would fuck that….hard. Nom nom fucking nom.
Would have to stick her on some heels, get her to shoulder those sagging boulders and wear a thong\panties. Good to see that she keeps a clean cunt to, just because she’s getting old, pasty and sagging its no excuse to have a messy snatch, which she hasn’t…
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totally fucking repulsive,i cant believe ryan Reynolds was fucking that ,it must be a mistake,if it is true and you can go from alanis morriset to Sandra bullock let me know how its done or is ryan a stupid and lucky cunt
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