Apple IFascism – vastly overpriced chinko gear sold to iCunt tossers. Particularly pissed off by that strap line at the bottom orf their messages “sent from my iPhone”.
Who the fuck cares you juvenile wanker?
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Queues a mile long outside Apples stores all over the world because these they want the latest fucking iShit. FFS get a life!
Must confess a post on mine in similar vein!
Nominated by: Dioclese
( Written on my MacBookPro )
All of this iCunting stuff from Apple is rubbish. I’m the only one in my house that uses Windows and Android which shits all over iCunt.
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I decided to move to a Mac a couple of years back and have never regretted it.
Windows is flakey. Android from my experience is absolute shite. Having said all that, iPhones are grossly overpriced, iPods ditto and iTunes can fuck right off.
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I refuse to buy anything to do with Apple (and iTunes is shit!). It’s just status symbol “I’ve got an iPhone! So there!” bollocks… And anyone who blows a fortune on getting any of that overpriced tat for their kids shouldn’t even be allowed to have kids…
In fact the only Apple product I ever did go out and buy was The White Album…
Mind you, that was another (better) time: when Apple was a record label: who that cunt Steve Jobs stole both ‘his’ company name and logo from… Why didn’t the lazy yank call it ‘Banana’ or ‘Satsuma’, instead of nicking someone else’s idea? Of course if a new band now started a label called Apple, the Apple Mac Nazis would be onto them like dogs onto a bone… Hypocritical, rapacious cunts….
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Apple are the rapacious face of capitalism dressed up in fluffy white designer towels. Jobs was an old mate of Microsoft villain in chief Bill Gates and interestingly iDied just as information about his ruthless business practices was becoming commonplace.
So it goes on under the new jasper. Have heard about some iPhone that has a battery life of about eighteen months and when it dies one cannot replace the battery without sending the whole phone back to Apple with a large sum of cash attached. Microsoft would be proud of that one.
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As I think I said on my post about Apple, I wanted a replacement “iPod” – actually a Zen MX that I was very pleased with. You can’t get anything really now other than Apple iPod or a Sony which are both hugely overpriced. In the end I bought an EvoDigital off a bloke selling through Amazon. It’s a bit quirky but it does everything the iPod does and cost under £50. It’s fine once you get used to it. Like anything.
I do agree with you over Apple’s proprietary shitiness tho’. All their connectors are non-standard and peculiar to them so you can only buy theirs. And as you say you have to send the stuff back to be ripped off on battery replacements. Having said that, I had an Acer PC before and the battery expired. A bought a generic replacement which worked fine until you tried to boot the machine. The buggers chipped the battery so the software looked to see if it was a genuine battery and if it didn’t see the chip, then it wouldn’t boot the machine up. £25 for a generic battery, £80 for an Acer one with a chip in it.
My point being that it ain’t just apple that takes the piss…
The MacBook is much better than the old Acer tho’ It’s basically a Unix machine – faster, more reliable and much less fiddly once you get used to it. I wouldn’t go back to Windows now. Of course you could get similar improvements with a standard PC running Linux.
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The gardener’s lad has installed Linux on the memshabib’s laptop. Wizzes away like a good’en. All For Free!!! Was pulling his hair out trying to get the printer to work though. Had to go up on some of those fuck me geek sites for info on how to pull it orf. Had to add strings to the driver or some such. Beyond me.
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Meh, just a nice bit of design.
I prefer Sony Ericssons. The phone cameras are out of this world and the latest ones are waterproof.
Got some great shots under water and under a waterfall on holiday.
Also the built in walkman is awesome and I can just jump the albums I want straight from the laptop instead of buying them all over again to boost the cunts at Apples coffers.
As far as i can tell the iphones are just toys in sleek packaging, but they are about two years behind every other manufacturer.
Also I have never seen one without a broken screen. Next time you are in the pub, on the bus or just out and about anyplace where anti social cunts don’t talk to each other and just gaze into their pride and joy, check out the state of the screen.
Guaranteed cracked.
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Funny story about cracked screens : Few years back I was doing a QA jobbie for Parcelforce. Had to sign orf those nifty little terminal things you sign when postie comes to the door with a parcel.
Took it to the window (1st floor) and dropped it out onto a concrete car park. It smashed. My boss said “What the fuck did you do that for?!?” I said “You tell me what’ll happen when postie drops it on the pavement then!” He ignored me. They bought thousands of them. 50% got broken within the first three months. They replaced the lot…
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Some of you cunts need to hush up. I haven’t come on here to be sold a new fucking phone or ‘tablet’.
Let’s just concentrate on the cunt which has been proposed shall we?
p.s. iPhones are for easily pleased cunts.
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No. iPhones are for cunts with more money than sense. Not trying to sell you Apple, Macunto – hence comments re iPod and iPhone. And yes Limply Linux does go like shit off a shovel for free!!!
Only cunts buy iPhones, iPads and iPods. For comments on tablets, see : http://dioclese.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/shitipedia-t-is-for-tablets.html
Actually only cunts buy Amazon eBook readers too come to think of it. Kindles are cheap nasty overpriced tat.
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Apple products are for gullible cunts who want to sign up to a two year contract for the latest yank pile of shit and spunk £50 a month for shit perks and substandard hardware just to look trendy on their housing estate.
The sad chav cunts who actually have time to camp outside the Apple store for a week before ‘the product’ actually hits the shelves should have their giros stopped and then have an intensive course of electrotherapy to cure them of their stupidity.
Chav scum human wannabe cunts.
Happy now Cunt ‘O?
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Tulisa Cuntostavlos is a cunt… The thick as pigshit shagbag is probably guilty: and she must have given the judge a quickie so he would let her off…
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Not as thick as pigshit as her genital wart of a brother.
Who coincidently probably also let the judge give him one to get let off.
Should have been jailed for the filthy chavster ‘Jafaican’ accent alone, along with crimes against music
The judge probably found it kinder to slip the cunt a chipolata instead of seeing the cunt reamed inside out by the very demographic that the cunt tries (and fails miserably) to identify with.
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To be fair to the filly she claims she sucks but doesn’t inhale.
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Have to say me butler is perfectly happy with his old Amstrad PCW. Has had it since 1988 and still manages to bang out a half decent menu or three. Even manages to stash a spot of porn on it but I’m tossed how he does it. Spends too many hours alone in his room nights. Buggered his eyes. Wears bins like an Appalachian inbreed.
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Me butler on his day orf:
http://www.nastymasks.com/mask-collection-pics/jimbob.jpg
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Looks a bit like Wilko Johnson?
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The cunting of the”Fake Sheik” aka Mazher Mahmood is long overdue. A former News of the World hack, now working for The Sun on Sunday (The News of the World in all but name), Mahmood jealously guards his anonymity which he claims is essential to the success of his sting operations. To that end, here is a photograph of the cunt Mahmood which I hope will be prominently displayed on the front page of this website (and if that happens, if anyone knows how to Googlewash the page, please do so!):
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c386/Michael_Fish_UKHeir/sheik-cunt_zps1a60e8fc.jpg
Unfortunately, the photo is several years old, so perhaps we could place a bounty on a more recent picture of the cunt?
Today, Mahmood was exposed as a liar by a High Court judge. Given that The Sun has recently been moaning about the waste of money involved in prosecuting Murdoch journalists and executives, it seems a touch odd that their star reporter’s lies should cause the police, prosecution and defence teams to waste of enormous sums of money in a trial that has collapsed due to Mahmood’s lies – and which, according to the judge, should never have been brought at all. For those who don’t know, Mahmood operates classic entrapment stings, posing as a sheik or a wealthy Asian entrepreneur in order to get his targets pissed and then covertly films them committing indiscretions which are then splashed all over the Murdoch press the following Sunday. Despite his pompous assertion that “when exposing criminal wrongdoing, the ends always justify the means”, less than 50% of Mahmood’s stings result in criminal prosecutions and both the police and the CPS are sharply critical of his methods. The other 50% of his stories are deliberately fabricated stitch-ups involving manipulated “evidence” and he’s been getting away with it for far too long.
This cunt needs stabbing.
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I shall duly cunt the cunt!
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Consider it done, Fred. See tomorrow’s blog.
Please forward the cheque asap….
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iJooz – give them some iGas.
Get in the fucking you iJooz.
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‘oven’ (missing word) – give the iJooz some iGas (‘iCyclon-B)
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You iSicken me.
Suck my (uncircumcised) iCock.
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Quite right CMC. I don’t mind having a go at people who are jewish (or any other religion come to that) but using that religion as a swearword or some sort of obscene connotation or an abusive adjective is out of order.
There’s been a bit of jew bashing abuse on here lately which I suspect is due to a well known troll trying to stir up trouble.
Anyway back on topic, Apples are best enjoyed in crumble in my view. “iCrumble”. There’s a thought!
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Billy No Mates can’t even spell zyklon correctly. Presumably too busy masturbating wanking and drooling over his spunk stained copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and thinking it’s genuine. Fucktard cunt
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