This talentless bag of bones and media whore is enough to turn a man off women. She looks like a public schoolboy in drag, her “music” is shite and all that staged “sexiness”: all that twerking and that tongue shit is about as sexy as Angela Merkel on a bad night (that tongue should be fucking removed!). A really sexy woman doesn’t have to put it on and get up to ridiculous antics.
Nobody would notice this Cyrus slapper if she didn’t get out what she hasn’t got and stick her fucking tongue out every five seconds. Silly bitch!
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Shit, damn right. I’m ashamed of my dad’s obsession. Dad put your tongue back in. Twerking is most unseemly for a man of your advanced years. ARSE.
http://flaxensaxon.blogspot.co.nz/2014/03/hello-dad.html
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Tennis fans and tennis players are the worst cunts in the sporting world. Their boring, stupid “sport” is inflicted upon the world and the viewing public without end during the spring and summer months, with the cunts at the BBC especially covering this bland spectacle every time Andy “I hate the English” Murray shouts at a ball boy or breaks a racket. Not content with being the preserve of in-bred, chinless cunts from the Home Counties, this tiresome spectacle is now being promoted more and more in sports clubs and schools around the country, to the extent that soon the plaintive cries of “come on Andy (you Jock cunt)” will now be heard in accents from Manc to Geordie to Brummie, with cunts nation-wide pretending to be tennis coaches to get into nubile 19 yr olds’ knickers.
Everything about this “sport” is bland, from the thin cream and bitter strawberries at Wimbleborough, to the cream and white public school outfits worn by the cunts on the court, all the way to the yawn inducing cuntitude taking place that so enthrals the cunts who pay top dollar to shout “cum ahhnn!” at the players.
What a load of dumb cunts. Ban tennis now!
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Don’t you get all excited looking at those fat ugly women waving Union Flags at Wimbledumbledon?
Btw, Chris Ashton is an even bigger cunt this morning.
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I dunno about getting excited. I certainly get pretty angry that the dumb cunts haven’t the wit to know when they’re waving the flag upside fucking down.
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Murray has ptsd. He smiled once and the trauma has never left him.
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Holy shit, I found nirvana! yes to the miley “soon to be in rehab” Cyrus atrocity, Yes to Tennis played by the dullest people on the planet (they make football players look interesting). I actually caught a bit of the boat race earlier, where they were introducing the individual members of the boat crews X factor/university challenge style. and I want to add that as a nom too. I DON’T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT WHO WINS!
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This is quite a long piece. But I’m somewhat hung over right now, so I don’t give a fuck.
I want to cunt the police. Not for anything they’ve done ( or not done), recently. I want to cunt them because in all this bollocks about intelligence led, community policing they’ve overlooked one simple fact. Uniformed officers on regular foot patrols provide a very visual presence on the streets.
Now, I know our judicial system is about as much use as an aqualung to a dolphin, but bear with me. In my view, the primary role of the police is to prevent crime. The best way to do that is to have regular, yet unpredictable foot patrols by uniformed officers on a 24/7 basis. First off, it will show the general public that plod is actually serious about taking on criminals.
Secondly, it will eventually sink in with ‘chummy’ that the chances of them committing a crime undetected have dropped considerably, because plod could be along any second. The courts may let the fuckers get away with a slap on the wrist, but I’m pretty sure that being arrested all the time, spending most of the day at the nick, and having their general routine and plans constantly disrupted will be annoying enough to make all but the most hardcore shitbag give up crime.
Another side effect of getting cops out of cars and on their feet, is that it will help to weed out a lot of the shite currently sat on its fat arse at stations up and down the country, because only those who actually want to be plods and want to serve their community would apply to the force. Obviously, the police will still need cars and vans, but shanks’s pony would be the primary form of transport. It will also mean also the fat, doughnut eating motherfuckers will find themselves getting slim and fit.
Regular foot patrols would give the police an excellent working knowledge of their local area. All the streets, rat runs, alleys, etcetera. Much like London Hackney Carriage drivers who do, ‘the knowledge’. Those who carry out the foot patrols would get to know the locals and vice versa, promoting trust and respect between the community and the police. When that happens, people will be more inclined to help the police, thereby making the job easier. Also, plod would get to know all the local scrotes. Some of these scrotes, with a little positive encouragement, could be steered away from a life of crime.
There are many other benefits to this approach to policing. You can probably think of a few yourself. In fact, there are no downsides. Everybody wins. Except criminals of course. They’re just cunts.
I think I shall call this new approach to policing, ‘GETTING BACK TO BASICS’. I’ve also had an idea for a new unit. I call it ‘THE TRAFFIC POLICE’. These are officers who patrol the roads, making sure that all the dozy twats who currently infest our roads learn to drive in a safe and responsible manner. The presence of these ‘TRAFFIC POLICE’ would mean that ‘safety’ cameras currently infesting our roadsides would be removed. The presence of ‘TRAFFIC POLICE’ enforcing the laws of the road against those driving illegally, or in a manner likely to identify them as cunt, would make the cameras redundant.
I now have a question to Police Commissioners. Especially that toothless cunt Tony Lloyd, who happens to be Commissioner of my local force, GMP. If I, a man who served for 18 years in the British Army, has few GCSE’s or other educational qualifications can think up such a simple policy for fighting crime, WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU? You get a six figure salary to make policing in the UK better. I literally thought that policy up in ten minutes. You dumb shits have had 18 months, EIGHTEEN FUCKING MONTHS, and you’ve done fuck all but put a smile on your bank manager’s faces.
Oh yes, another side effect of foot patrols, is that the police would need fewer vehicles. This means they will save tens of thousands of pounds. This money could be used to employ more police officers. Also, fewer vehicles means lower fuel and maintenance costs. This means they will save tens of thousands of pounds more, which could also be used to employ more police. Like I said, no downside.
I would also get rid of the useless, university educated fast trackers who currently infest the upper echelons of the UK’s Police Forces. I would replace them with officers who have several years experience of policing. Y’know, people who actually have a clue what they’re doing. Because a 2:1 in ‘Meeja Studies’, does not make you the ideal candidate for the rank of Superintendant, Chief Inspector, Inspector, or even Sergeant. It makes you a cunt.
Rant Over. Thank You. Have A Nice Day. Or Don’t. You’re Choice.
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No complaints here, can’t think of the l time i saw a proper plod on walkabout, just get these community officers now. Last time I saw a policeman on foot was when they were in a queue at the local burger van. Agree on the speed camera vs traffic police too. A speed camera will send you a fine if you are going to fast, a traffic officer will stop you if you are dangerous/erratic/unsafe
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Fuck the pigs, they are merely corporate enforcement officers, their sole remit is to extract as much money as they can from you.
They used to be policemen, (upholding COMMON LAW) now they are Police officers (ENFORCING LEGISLATION)
Huge fucking difference.
As so eloquently said by a friend:
The police do not have any jurisdiction whatsoever to execute civil warrants or to involve themselves in civil dispute. The only duty they could possibly have in a civil matter, is one of keeping the peace.
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Blimey. No idea Miley Cyrus has Eric Pickles up her arse. What an educational site this is.
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That pic is fucking mega! Nice one! Cyrus is about as appealing as the clap!
Tennis fans are cunts… I knew this silly bitch (she claimed to be an Arsenal fan too.. But she thought they only existed from 1992 onwards and didn’t know who Michael Thomas was!). Said silly cow also went on and on about tennis: and she refered to the All England Championship as ‘Wimby’…. Fucking Wimby!!!! She also thought of herself as a “Fashionista” from Hackney (Hackney? I ask you!)… Bloody hell, she was offensive.
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Last time I saw a proper cozzer in my local area was 1981. I was 8 years old…
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Well said sir well said.
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