Apparently a survivalist cunt who lives in the wilderness eating bush tucker grubs and sucking water from cacti.
A picture paints a thousand words. Fucking hypocrite!
Nominated by: Dioclese
…. is a cunt
A picture paints a thousand words. Fucking hypocrite!
Nominated by: Dioclese
What you don’t see in that picture, is that Grylls is actually sat in the grounds of a Holiday Inn in Montana.
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Bear’s real name is Edward. Doesn’t sound like a cunt now does it Eddy you fuckwit posh bastard fake twat. Let’s hope your namesake corners you on one of your ‘expeditions’, fucks you and then tears off your legs and wanks on your face. Lick that off you cunt !
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QDB hits the nail on the head. A while back there was a big media expose of the cunt and his luxury hotel arrangements while supposedly roughing it in locations extreme. TV programmes are as fake as the cunt himself. Particularly arsed orf by the cunts name. Middle of which is Arsed. Hence Bear Arsed Grylls.
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Bear Grylls lives off bab from the bum-holes of mincing TV producers. He likes it as sausages, but will suck it out as a stew or a soup to get a job.
Fake Oyrish sack of cunt filth. Dirty evil unholy cunt pervert.
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I have never honestly seen the appeal of those programs. If I got stranded in some foreign wilderness, I would think a) why did I get here, and b) the camera crew have a car, so I’ll go back to the hotel for dinner. So on reflection, the producers, and viewers are fuckwits, and I would like to be bear Grylls
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Telesales and telemarketing people are cunts.
Just when I’ve sat down on the lav for a good stiff shit, one of these cunts phones up with some “unmissable offer”, thus spoiling my enjoyment of the moment. Just fuck off you cunts, if I want something, then I’ll get it from the shops. I don’t need some spotty faced cunt telling me what a great product or service they have, I’d much rather spend my spare time in the best, most rewarding and long lasting way, by a complete evacuation of my healthy bowel.
“have you claimed your PPI back yet?” – No, but I’ve just squeezed out an enormous log, you cunt !
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I don’t know about this one. I just got a text where I am owed £2,800 compensation from an accident. Meybe I got brain damaged in the accident, because I don’t remember it, but it’s defitely worth a punt.I might even be able to afford a maid who can clear up the turd I dropped on the floor in my rush to answer the phone
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