Babs Windsor is an old gorblimey slag, and she was never sexy even in her younger days (Angie Douglas and Valerie Leon were the sexy ones from the Carry On films!).
Dear old Babs also bigs up those murdering Kray Twins cunts at every opportunity… She also claims that she slept with one of them… Was it the one who went in Broadmoor? That would explain a lot…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
( And she was shit in Eastenders too! Ed. )
Apparently the little whore takes it up the apples and pears (and then sucks chocolate off hickery dickery docks)
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Always preferred Hattie Jacques meself. Now there was a filly with tits to toss a gorilla.
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The horrible old slagwagon recently claimed that she slept with George Best in the 60s…Of course she never mentioned this until atter he died in 2005. How convenient…He isn’t around to say otherwise now, is he?….
I personally think it’s crap. Bestie usually favoured a far more classier bird than a peroxide cockernee laughing bag…
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Twas a time she was a little cockney sparrer. Now she’s an old Marbella crow. That poor sod Sid James genuinely had the hots for her but she never gave him a tumble. Preferred a bit of gangland shagging. Married Krays gofor Ronnie Knight in the sixties as I recall. Was what, in the parlence of the times, was called a gangster’s moll. Charming.
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Twas a time she was a little cockney sparrer. Now she’s an old Marbella crow. That poor sod Sid James genuinely had the hots for her but she never gave him a tumble. Preferred a bit of gangland shagging. Married Krays gofor Ronnie Knight in the sixties as I recall. Was what, in the parlence of the times, was called a gangster’s moll. Charming. Oh and real name I believe is Deeks. No idea why she changed it.
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Is “knees up Mother Brown” about sodomy? And Barbara Windsor is indeed a cunt.
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I believe you mean “The end of me old cigar”.
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Babs was indeed shite… But everyone is in NeverEnders…. an infinite, stinking stream of slappers, Cockernee baaad boys, wannabe gangsters and sick incest stories (I wuz waped by ‘orrible uncle ‘Arry/Ernie/ Archie etc..). Any pub that had as many murders as the Queen Vic would have been closed years ago…
They even name their female characters after the fucking Krays (Ronnie and Roxy… Or is it Reggie?). There are more rapes and murders in Albert Square, Walford than there are in New York City…
Danny Dyer is a super cunt!
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It goes without saying the rancid old slag Barbara Windsor is a cunt. I noticed even when she was young her arse had dropped and she had sagging tits like a worn-out old proz. Aand what is that sinister cackling like a witch about?
Anyway – onto a new cunt. James Corden is cunt. This fat fuck has the face and grace of a pig. Yet the cunt is so far up his own arse he can chew rubber at johnnies that fell off his dad’s knob, and then got pushed right up his colon by his mum with a milk bottle.
Corden has no talent whatever but seems to get work as a token fat bastard. He can’t sing and instead makes high-pitches mewing noises like a cat straining to shit hair-balls. His jokes are unfunny insults about victims who are defenseless (as if he is pissing on a sleeping tramp), catering for IQ56 Jimmy Savile fans (who it seems are now his fans). His acting is that of a desperate fat bastard haranguing a disjointed sequence of onomatopoeias at a terrified child he has tied to chair with barbed wire.
The sad shit is that he taking over from the ultra-lame cunt (and professional token black) Lenny Henry, as a charity show presenter. Even though everybody hates the cunt Corden, the fuck-pigs at the BBC, Sky, and ITV will still keep putting the lame loathsome cunt on the box to present charity shite (maybe he is good at extorting money from the poor so TV producers can go to Africa for free to sodomise babies to death and shove sticks up women’s arse-holes).
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“His acting is that of a desperate fat bastard haranguing a disjointed sequence of onomatopoeias at a terrified child he has tied to chair with barbed wire.”
Love the description, pure poetry
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Corden is a cunt. No doubt about that. It’s sad to think that shite like Gavin and Stacey (and that horrendous Mrs Brown’s Boys crap) is seen as top drawer telly in this day and age… It’s also sickening that (because he is on the box) Corden will attract women like shit attracts flies (same goes for that unfunny scruffy twat, Russell Brand!).
Everything is shite these days: and there is always someone who epitomizes it in their so-called ‘field’: Cameron and Duncan Smith… Enough said… John Terry and Wayne “Useless cunt against Bayern Munich” Rooney sum up all that is wrong with football (and footballers!)… Simon Cowell (and that truffle headed, granny permed cunt from One Direction) are all that is shit about music, while that Corden cunt is shite comedy and TV personified….
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Everything about telly is shite in this brave new world, especially that smug know-it-all self-satisfied capitalism apologist cunt robert peston. I bet he has a good old ham-shank over his appearances on bbc. He is a first class cunt and will be shot during the revolution. In fact, he is a cunting cunt of a cuntbag and oozes fanny batter.
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Dead right. When I was a young’un we got Eric and Ernie at Christmas, Corrie in its prime, a proper TOTP every Thursday (excluding cigar sucking nonces of course!), proper football (on BBC and ITV. None of this Sky shite!), proper hard bastard cop shows like The Sweeney and The Professionals (fucking ace!), and later Del Boy and Rodders (before Cassandra and Raquel fucked it up!)…
Now what do we get? MOTD with those cunts, Lineker and Murray. That blimp, James Corden in our faces, Knees Up NeverEnders, Britain’s Got Cunts (or ‘Talent’ as some call it!). The cunting X-Factor, Strictly Come Mincing and Z-;Listers eating beetle shit on a Jungle set… Telly is evil now!
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Apparently ITV wanted Yoko Ono for the next series of ‘I’m A Cunt! Get Me Out Of Here!”
Ono was suggested to an ITV executive (aka a knobhead!): and when the ITV suit asked why she should be on the dignity-free Jungle show, the reply was as follows:
“Well, if she can live off dead Beatles (sic) for over 30 years, she’ll have no problem eating our bugs!”
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