Susanna Reid

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One less cunt on the BBC sofa? Possibly – with the departure of Susanna Reid to ITV daytime telly. Poor old Bill’s going to have to make do with that old slapper Minchin instead. Poor sod.

Having fallen on her arse – and a very nice arse it is – on that highlight of highbrow telly Strictly Cum Dancing, she’s dumped her ‘hubby’ and her 250 mile commute to Salford to fuck around with Ben Shepherd on another sofa instead. Sofa so good but Good Morning Britain – the graveyard of presenters? Must be a cunt.

Nominated by: Couchpotato

24 thoughts on “Susanna Reid”

  1. I remember that Selina Scott from brekkers TV…
    A bit posh, but I wouldn’t have half given her one….

    I also remember Nick Owen: The prototype Partridge…

    Frank Bough was a cunt

    • I was so taken by the nice pair of wabs, I forgot what comment I was going to make.

    • I’d smash it too……………………….

      in the face with a fucking baseball bat

  3. Never liked her never will, good riddance to someone who’s image of self worth outstrips anyone else’s value

  4. Finally I no longer have to spend 3 hours a day sat next to Susanna, She has been a fucking thorn in my side for the past few years.
    You people think she is bad on-screen, you should try working with her!
    She always smells of sweat & Chinese food, her feet smell so fucking rancid I have to depart the studio every half hour to get some fresh air (thank god for the local news breaks!)
    I am pretty sure she has never brushed her teeth either, if you look closely at home you may just see the yellow gas coming from her mouth when she talks.
    I should not really divulge this, but to gain her part in Strictly Come Dancing it is rumoured she let 4 senior members of the BBC Trust take it in turns fucking her arsehole and she drank all of their cocks dry. (apparently 1 of the trust members has now contracted gonorrhea, although I cannot confirm this!)
    So anyway, the slag herself is off to ITV and she believes the public love her, Oh boy is she in for a fucking shock when ITV’s 187th revamp fails like all the previous incarnations.

    Fuck off Susanna, goodbye & good riddance, No doubt she will seen on QVC in the next year or so.

    Bill Turnbull (BBC)

    • Yes I with agree Bill. What your basically saying then is that she lost her spot on Morning as she didn’t swallow and though though years her senior, Minchen does seem to want to more a bit more Minge into it as opposed to it just being a favour?

  5. Although that re imagining of her tits might give me something to do in the mornings when She is still on

  6. I would do her, but I would probably think of that fit sunderland lass who is nicer, more enjoyable, and has more interesting things to say, and understands the topic she is talking about

  7. Paid over £1 million a year for reading an autocue and flashing her smelly cunt.
    In a few years their will be slags on TV sticking stuff up their arse-holes while reading the ‘news’.

    • Surely it cannot be!
      I thought it must have been one of those whacky office party type snapshots, where everyone gets their tits out or photocopies their arse. (admit it, you all know someone who has done it)
      ps: If you ever post similar pics Dioclese, please make the wabs bigger and juicier ;-))

  9. Surely not? there is a divine coincidence where the eyes point inwards in and the nipples point outwards in exact opposite angles. Methinks Pythagoras did the photoshop

  10. Fuck off, I made those tits using bath water that spilt over the edge, stick to your triangular tits Pythagoras

  11. Reid looks like a horse…

    I wouldn’t mind her off the One Show though (even if she is Welsh!)….

  12. What a fucking talentless, horse faced cunt.
    I have had shits with more personality than Susanna GREED.
    Her breath smells of horse shit, her face resembles a spastic wheelchair user and her voice reminds me of a cat being raped by a horse.
    FUCK THIS TALENTLESS CUNT AND HER TWITTER FOLLOWERS WHO CONSIST OF SINGLE RETARDS WHO FIND SOLACE IN WANKING OVER SLAGS

    Her ITV career will be over quicker than Christine Bleakley’s

    FUCK OFF YOU SPASTIC CUNT SUSANNA – NO ONE LIKES YOU, NO ONE RESPECTS YOU & ONLY 120 PEOPLE WANK OVER YOU

    FUCK OFF

  13. Susanna Reid is a fucking pile of cat shit.
    Her fucking inane grimacing and constant flashing of her fucking dirty skank hole makes me sick.
    I hope she gets arsehole cancer and her shit hole prolapses like a fucking balloon.
    I have had better wanks over Bill Turnbull than this talentless, vacuous, insipid, inane, cunt whore.
    When her career goes tits up I will be laughing my fucking arse off, Susanna Reid coming to a local ITV news channel very soon!

    CUNT

  14. Fucking old whore, thinks she is still 20 not mid 40’s with brats and a slack cunt. Maybe she fucked off to the new ITV breakfast with that strictly dancer’s cum still dribbling out her arsehole. I’d take that fucking blondie mackem cunt, Steph McGovern, any bastard day of the week over Susy Greed. Bet she is one dirty but clever piece of sweaty haddock.

  16. It’s no secret in tv land that Slapper Reid opens her holes for favours, I worked at the Beeb for 6 years, and it was common knowledge that if she got the latest hot interview, she had sucked cock to get it, I will be surprised if Garraway works with her for too long as she is Suzanna’s ITV equivalent, fucking n sucking her way though her career, thick as pig shit but a good fuck, on;y reason she has lasted this long, but getting long in the tooth now, fresh meat like Ranvir getting the attention . Anyway…Susanna is a cunt….on legs,,, well used and loose

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