Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson
I nominate Quebec for a good cunting simply because they have allowed the practices, customs and language of the vile degenerate dago French to infiltrate and pervert Canada.
Nominated by: Toadspanker
Anything with the malodorous stench of French deserves the most severe cunting. A bunch of spineless surrender monkeys, castigators of all that is English and with the gene of terminal decadence firmly embedded into their DNA, you will never meet.
The fact remains, that whilst promoting the EU agenda, the French will shamelessly choose which of their dictums they choose to follow and which they will say “NON” to.
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They’re shite in a fight (apart from that William The Conqueror fellah!). Since then they’ve been useless. Oh, they’re good at burning teenage girls (that poor cow, Joanie) to death, cutting the heads off defenceless, foppish aristos, and setting fire to sheep… But a Panzer patrol appears and they wet themselves and drop their keks! And the cunts still haven’t thanked us for Normandy and saving their arses!
Ribbit! Ribbit! Croak! Ribbit!
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I think you’re being a bit harsh on the French people’s martial spirit. They were the victors (eventually) of the Hundred Years’ War, and they bore massive losses during WW1 (well over a million, easily the heaviest of the Western Allied powers). But they do have a knack for staying neutral, and an unnerving ability to find themselves on the victorious side of any war – even after they’ve been beaten first time around.
Oh, and they’re smelly, bad mannered, unwashed, stuck up, rude, unfriendly cunts who speak a strange creole of Latin and German (laughably called “French”).
Le Cunts.
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I would like to nominate Gywyneth Paltrow. A cunt in many ways…
First: A friend of mine was a make up artist on that pile of crap “Shakespeare In Love”: and she told me that Paltrow was such a snotty cunt to all the crew and staff on the set… Clicking her fingers instead of directly asking for things or people…
Her constant moaning about the UK: how she hates the horrible English weather, and how she can’t get a decent pizza in London (my heart fucking bleeds!) and other such shite… She can piss off back to that Hollywood craphole now…
Throwing her toys out of her luvvie pram on Iron Man 2: because a younger and better looking bird (Scarlett Johansson) was getting all the attention and press, and “Golden Girl Gwyneth” was no longer Number 1… Little Gwynypoos reacted by ostracizing and ignoring Johansson…
Her dire English accent in (more crap!) “Sliding Doors”
“You wenker! You sed, sed, forking wenker!”
This latest divorce shit: Talk about up your own arse self importance!
“It isn’t easy to be married for ten years” My parents managed 49 (until my old man died). And as for “Conscious Uncoupling”: For fuck’s sake…. Is that Hollywood twatspeak for “I’ve been shagging behind Chris’s back”?!
Just say you’re finished… Don’t attach a pretentious psychobabble 2000 word essay to it, you Twatterattii cunt!
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More Gwyneth cuntery…
Paltrow also claims that being a film star is a lot harder than doing a “normal” 9 to 5 job. Like she has ever had a job like that (she would probably wet herself if she had to make her own bed!)… She is of course talking shite, and would die if she had to do a proper day’s work in a working class environment…. This latest crap from her luvvie yank gob is irrefutable proof that this spoonfed, chicken necked tinsletown tart is an A1, copper bottomed, 100% cunt!
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I’ll get onto her – if you know what I mean…
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