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Islam, the religion that never knowingly ignores the potential to take offence.

I’ve realised that it was my fault that I didn’t understand the issues involved in some of the recent high-profile incidents involving Islamic protagonists.

Lee Rigby’s murder – as stated by Anjem Choudhury and one of the killer’s brothers, it was OUR fault that this murder happened as we didn’t understand how Islamists feel about what the West is doing in the Middle East. So the vicious, insane and witless killers are innocent and it’s all OUR fault.

Rape of young white girls – It’s my fault I don’t understand this because I don’t share his cultural values. It’s clearly not his fault!

Grooming of young white girls – the instances are too numerous to link but the protagonists are often excused (and the real victims ignored) due to Islamic cultural values trumping traditional British values. Furthermore, the police discriminated against real victims rather than the perpetrators

Lee Rigby again – my fault – I hadn’t realised that we couldn’t even object to a UK citizen being massacred on our streets by Islamists –

So it’s my fault. I’ve clearly not understood the Islamists’ culture properly. I’ve done some research and now I understand; it is NEVER their fault and I must give them whatever they want.

OK – I have an idea which might finally keep everyone happy. Massacre them all so that they get their 72 virgins (as per the Koran) – with any luck if it’s done quickly enough, there won’t be enough virgins to go round and they’ll end up bumming each other. Hopefully, they will be finally happy.

Nominated by: Bordran

20 thoughts on “Islam”

  2. Personally, I am all for the grooming and raping of young, white girls – it takes the pressure off the grooming and raping of young, Asian girls. You know, the young Asian girls the 50ish white Britfucks groom and rape in South East Asia.

    • Grooming and pedophilia are the same thing, be it by the 50ish Britfucks or through other foreign gangs, or through illegal arranged marriages. The cunts need banging up for a very long stretch, irrespective of what race, colour or creed they belong to.No fucking difference between the systematic abuse of an Asian child or a white one, a black child or a Chinese one.

      • The CUNTS CORNER folks banned me, again!
        That Cuntcounter guy has a very large and undeserved ego. And he ain’t to bright either.
        This place is vastly superior – in all respects. I wrote a song to reflect my love for Dioclese.
        Sung to the tune of The Girl From Ipanema

        Short and fat and white and pallid, the cunt from Is-a-cunta goes waddlin’
        And when he gasses, each one he gasses goes –
        aaaaaack

        When he clumps, he’s like a pogo that flings his sweat and reeks of garlic
        That when he flashes, each one he flashes goes –
        ack Yarch

        But I kick him so madly,
        How can I tell him who hates him,
        Yes she would slit her wrists gladly,

        Short and fat and white and pallid, the cunt from Is-a-cunt goes waddlin’
        And when he gasses, she girns – and she has to pee
        (Aargh!)

        But I thrash him so wildly, how can I tell him he’s vomit
        Yes I would slit my wrists gladly,
        But each day, when he returns to the sea
        He smells much like fish, woe is me

        Short and fat and white and pallid, the cunt from Is-a-cunta goes waddlin’
        And when he bites it, I smile – and douse him in pee
        (And douse him in pee, douse ‘im with glee)

      • Do you wonder that they banned you? Their Philosophy, if Philosophy you can call it, is based on roasting the Newbie to see who can survive. If you go in “all guns blazing”, they will merely ban you again and again. My question to you Aquarians, is, Why bother? More to the point, why post their shortcomings here? My advice is leave them alone. If as I advised earlier, you dipped your toe into that particular forum gently and not been so “gung-ho”, you probably would still be a member.

      • Bufo-spanker,

        They banned me ’cause they are too stupid to adequately defend themselves from my vast intellect and vicious coruscating invective. I make them all look like the morons they are – especially the Administrator guy. Who knows how many of his wank-circle left when I showed him to be quite stupid. This, for some reason, upsets them. Stupid people fear me. And they are right to.

  3. I nominate metadata!

    I was invited to a Klassy as Fook cocktail and dinner party the other night. I know what you’re thinking, ‘Who in their right mind would invite her to a social gathering? She possesses absolutely no socially redeeming qualities. You’d be mental to invite her.’ Nevertheless, I was invited – ostensibly as the token Asian I figger. The Canadas is a welcoming and very pluralistic society doncha know? The party was populated with the usual ‘upper-class’ professionals and Business magnates that swagger about this fucking shite-hole of a town. The local matrons and mavens glower at my spectacular youth and girlish figure and the fat-fuck manly potentates leer and constantly attempt to arrange for ‘accidental’ physical contact with my inviting physicality – pigs!
    Anyways, during the proscribed ‘cocktail’ portion of the evening, the dull conversation drifted from the normal topics of; the weather, Justin Bieber (What’s a fucking ‘bieber’? As Ozzie said.), the weather and when is the City going to fix the potholes on Main Street(they’ve been there for over ten years now) to the current kerfuffle regarding the Government’s alleged ‘snooping’ on us citizens.
    It appeared, to me at least, the consensus was negative – they’re against it. Though, not unexpectedly(1), no one could define the difference between ‘metadata’ and ‘data’ and the two concepts were being treated as synonymous. Then one brave soul, a woman, risking a future of complete and utter social chastisement and shunning, bleated, “Metadata and regular data are not the same at all. They are very different. What are you, metadumb?”
    Silence.
    I laughed.
    The woman and I were, though without any actual words spoken, ‘asked’ to leave.

    The above is a true story, except the funny woman was me. I left the party, alone, and walked home, crying. The Tutor remained at the shindig, got metadrunk and on his way home put his car in a metaditch.

  4. I was going to nominate Chris Smith for a cunting. However from what I’ve heard so far, the useless twat has been doing a fantastic job of cunting himself today.

    And I completely agree with the cunting of Islam. A ‘religion’ often hailed by leftards as THE religion of peace, when it isn’t even A religion of peace. It’s a ‘religion’ of bell ends who advocate hatred and the worst kind of violence against non-believers. FUCK THE PROPHET! Did I say that out loud? Ooopsie!

  6. The SNP are cunts.

    The sooner these cunts get their fucking independence the better; the better off the other three nations will be without having to subsidise a bunch of whinging, parochial, heroin-addicted, fat cunts.

    Why the fuck should the Prime Minister debate the leader of a glorified county council? Fuck off Salmond, you fat, useless, racist cunt.

    The SNP have been given a free ride by the cunts at the BBC. They are clearly as much racist scum as the BNP but are allowed to spout their poisonous, anti-English bile without comeback. They know fuck all about history too; Scotland has always had a privileged position in the union, a union that was created to save Scotland from a bankruptcy caused by their own ineptitude and hubris.

    Cunts.

    • I don’t know much about British history apart from how the union came about but I have to go to the UK soon. I have some business to attend to there. I had a choice of either Scotland or England. After reading what cunts they were in Scotland I decided they needed a good cunting and best I go to England.

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