It’s taken me nearly a month to get over this shower of shit.
‘Alan Carr’s New Year Specstacular’ with guests fat unfunny cunt James Corden, unfunny wanky Keith Lemon, boring ex-rugby player Ben Cohen, poncy reality dancer Abbey Clancy, crappy BB presenter Emma Willis and seriously unfunny Seann Walsh apparently helped Alan bring in 2014 with some great party games and general new year madness.
Plus there was live ‘music’ from Tinie Tempah and Katy B. Fuck me! That was music?
Who says that turkeys are for Christmas?
There’s enough cunts here to keep this site going until February! Let’s face it, Carr could keep it going for a month by himself…
Nominated by: Dioclese
This is certainly the best cunting to come out for a long time. He takes the cake over every mincer on TV. And that’s a big fucking ticket. Brainless annoying cunt. Burn him at the stake.
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Too many talentless cunts in the so called “world of comedy”. Not one of them cold hold a candle to real talent like Sid James, or Tony Handcock or David Allen. James Corden is in a league of his own as far as unfunny fat cunts go though.
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Ah the comics of yesteryear. Brings back memories of laughter echoing to the gods in the great theatres of the land. All unmitigated shites personally ofcourse but on stage, masters of their art, magicians of laughter. Max Millar, the Weston Brothers, even on his day with a team of good gag writers, Bob Hope. Glory Days.
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The camp cunt Carr makes one regret all the money that has been poured into aids research. On a lighter note I would like to nominate Richard Branson for being a thoroughly despicable all rounder type cunt and in particular for his Virgin Galactic space venture:
Richard Branson
Have been waiting ten years for the bearded bastard to blow himself up in a space launch but the cunt has cancelled and put it orf yet again. Looks like the only trip Virgin Galactic is ever going to make is an ego trip. Not even managed to put a test rocket into space yet. Has trousered £42mill in advance deposits from punters though. The space con cunt.
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Yup. Carr and Corden – cuntishness of the highest order.
I nominate Audi drivers as cunts. Unless it says you should drive like a cunt at every opportunity in the owners manual, then I apologise. But I still think you are all cunts.
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Sir Limply i take my hat off to you …. Richard (get the fuck off my island) Branson is indeed a cunt of epic proportions. I think Hussein Bolt should give him a fucking good reeming.
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if you don’t like, why even watch you absolute moron! I like it how you have to mention that he is camp, big fucking deal! get a life you working class scumbags.
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Think you’re missing the point…Cunt!
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Right, Fleaboy… This twat is whining about about someone being called camp. Yet they are happy to call working class people morons and scumbags… What a fuckwit.
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This fucking “anonymous” cunt obviously loves a length up the shit canal. Fucking degenerate bastard.
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