Tulisa Contostavlos

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The tard manikin talks like a black mammy from the hill farms of Jamaica – yet she has spent all her drug-addled life in London (being a manufactured pop star cunt after failing to earn anything as a proz).

Lucky for us – the cunt has been caught dealing class A drugs – so the big house beckons (and years of licking and fisting is her future)

Nominated by: Demigog

7 thoughts on “Tulisa Contostavlos

  1. i could give a flying fuck how many years licking and fisting she has coming as long as i can have a dvd of it…..

  2. Who da fuck is Cuntostavlos? She’s got a wonky eye so fuck her. Should have put a patch over her national health glasses when she was eight. Would have sorted her out a treat.

  3. I was considering suggesting a Cunt Olympics , with gold, silver and bronze medals in various categories……….but realised that , by definition they are all golden. So , how about 24, 18 and 9 carat counts…More appropriate ?

  4. the cunt olympics does sound a generally good idea….. but every cunt on here is a 24 carat ocean going highly decorated cunt of the highest order. So to conclude its a waste of fucking time.

  5. Aww, but we should feel sorry for her because her mummy had mental issues. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. It was also very convenient that her ex posted a sex tape just before the release of her first (and hopefully last) solo track, allowing her to get exposure in the media. Was fit for a while but already getting bingo wings, and will “do a Katona” by the time She is 30. Talentless good for nothing Cunt, so no doubt She will be on ITV for years to come

  6. Tulisa Cuntostavlos is a cunt… How she got away with her dangerous/drunk driving/drugs offences was sickening… The reason she got off? Her defence said it would ‘ruin her chances of being a movie star…’ First off, so fucking what? The skagbag should do the time if she’s done the crime… Second off, the day this shagtruck becomes a movie star (as in A-List) is the day Burnley win the Premier League… ie: fucking never….

    And she must be knackered by now, surely? How many knobs can one slapper take? Her gash should be sealed up and condemned, like a defunct oil rig…

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