The tard manikin talks like a black mammy from the hill farms of Jamaica – yet she has spent all her drug-addled life in London (being a manufactured pop star cunt after failing to earn anything as a proz).
Lucky for us – the cunt has been caught dealing class A drugs – so the big house beckons (and years of licking and fisting is her future)
Nominated by: Demigog
i could give a flying fuck how many years licking and fisting she has coming as long as i can have a dvd of it…..
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She is a right cunt. Could be good for a snuff movie
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Who da fuck is Cuntostavlos? She’s got a wonky eye so fuck her. Should have put a patch over her national health glasses when she was eight. Would have sorted her out a treat.
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I was considering suggesting a Cunt Olympics , with gold, silver and bronze medals in various categories……….but realised that , by definition they are all golden. So , how about 24, 18 and 9 carat counts…More appropriate ?
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the cunt olympics does sound a generally good idea….. but every cunt on here is a 24 carat ocean going highly decorated cunt of the highest order. So to conclude its a waste of fucking time.
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Aww, but we should feel sorry for her because her mummy had mental issues. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. It was also very convenient that her ex posted a sex tape just before the release of her first (and hopefully last) solo track, allowing her to get exposure in the media. Was fit for a while but already getting bingo wings, and will “do a Katona” by the time She is 30. Talentless good for nothing Cunt, so no doubt She will be on ITV for years to come
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Tulisa Cuntostavlos is a cunt… How she got away with her dangerous/drunk driving/drugs offences was sickening… The reason she got off? Her defence said it would ‘ruin her chances of being a movie star…’ First off, so fucking what? The skagbag should do the time if she’s done the crime… Second off, the day this shagtruck becomes a movie star (as in A-List) is the day Burnley win the Premier League… ie: fucking never….
And she must be knackered by now, surely? How many knobs can one slapper take? Her gash should be sealed up and condemned, like a defunct oil rig…
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