Have you ever read such fucking pretentious shite in your life. Worst of the lot of them though is the toe curlingly annoying up her own arse cunt, Mary Robinson.
Nominated by: DanB
FFS! You have to be joking! Just who are these self righteous up their own arse cunts anyway?
Surprise surprise! Founder Nelson fucking Mandela. Honorary member Desmond fucking Tutu. Chairman Kofi Annan.
Who else for the cuntroll? Martti Ahtisaari former president of Finland and winner of the nobel Peace Prize for bullshit, Ela Bhatt founder of the Self-Employed Women’s Association in India, Lakhdar Brahimi a former Algerian freedom fighter (another fucking peacemaker with a gun?), Gro Harlem Brundtland the first woman Prime Minister of Norway, Fernando H Cardoso the former President of Brazil (famous for reducing poverty apparently. Have you been to Brazil lately?), Jimmy the peanut king Carter, Hina Jilani a human rights lawyer (FFS! No!), Graça Machel another fucking human rights ‘champion’, Mary Robinson a ‘forceful advocate for womens participation in human dignity’ (whatever the fuck that means!), and last but not least Ernesto Zedillo a former President of Mexico ‘who led profound democratic and social reforms; economist and advocate of multilateralism, inclusive globalisation, nuclear non-proliferation and drug policy reform.’
Well spotted DanB. A right pretentious bunch of self appointed, self opinionated and self important cunts if ever there was one. I expect Blair will be joining now there’s a vacancy. Probably end up running it!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Where would we be without this shower of self appointed, we know best, smug cunts? I don’t know but there would be a few less cunts in the world. Good. Unlike Mr Saxon I don’t think all cunts should necessarily be burned, for example James Blunt could be tortured very slowly then have his head cut off and then put on display at traitors gate at the Tower of London for tourists to gawp at “Hey look at that cunt, Blunt cunt? Yeah that’s him, fuck me, what a cunt etc etc” but in this case it seems the right thing to do. Burn baby burn.
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Please note for the record: it is true that there has been an incendiary motif running through my comments. However, on occasion I have suggested scalding and a light searing prior to a full conflagration.
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Blimey. Dioclese must have taken a new delivery of viagra when he cunted those cunts. Take him a month to fit into his long johns again. Make for an interesting on trend Father Christmas. On a more serious note here we are into global conspiracy territory again. Only names missing from that list were dear old eternal spirit Lafayette Ron Hubbard (long dead founder of scientology donchaknow and cunting most definitely on its way) and any swivel eyed cunt from Opus Deii.
The Elders? The world run by a pack of pensioner rage has beens? Feel safer leaving it in the hands of Putin, the chinkos and the yanks plus the odd arab demogogue. Va va boom.
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Bet that cunt Peter fucking Hain thinks he should be an Elder.
Now, what about this cunt….Cameron Hughes.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2012/writers/the_bonus/08/21/pro-fan1/cameron-hughes1.jpg
Cameron is a ‘superfan’….ie, paid by fucked up American ice hockey clubs etc to perform and create atmosphere. He describes himself as the ultimate sports entetainer.
Jesus, could you think of anything fucking worse than some fat sweaty bastard dancing and trying to make you join in the ‘party’.
Piss off you fat Canadian cunt.
http://youtu.be/M7n1_3An3LI
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Dad dancing dosser. Canadian cack cocked cunt.
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Consider him cunted! Thank Christ we don’t get them over here ….unless of course someone knows different?
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I want to nominate Santa. Every year I write to Santa, asking him to bring Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu to my house to take turns to sit on my face, and every year the bearded fat fucker ignores me. I’m starting to think the useless cunt doesn’t exist. I want Santa cunted and I wanted Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen and the rest of the freaky flying reindeer turned into burgers.
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You’re not alone on this one. I’ll pull it together in time for Creeestmaaaas…
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Many thanks.
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British Comedy Awards
A bigger bunch of unfunny cunts would be hard to find anywhere.
Steve Coogan…lol..fuck off ballbag.
The whole shit shower of them, blowing smoke up each others holes. fuck me, I can’t remember when any single one of them came outwith a funny line,
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UnGodly Devil’s shite. That spawn of beelzebub Dara No’Brain requires purging with a hot poker up his fundamental orifice. Now that would be occaision for merriment.
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I nominate Pastor Fred Phelps leader of the Westbro Baptist church Kansas. For true arrogance and prime cuntishness, this bible bashing little cunt tops my bill
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