Vivienne Westwood. Another fucker with not one whit of talent, except for robbing gullible twats blind, selling fucking bin liners with glitter on for 20k a pop.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Nominated by: Termujin
8 thoughts on “Vivienne Westwood”
So the cunt can sew. I can sew. Perhaps we should surround her in some of her ‘creations’ and set it alight.
Her assistants do all the work. Please one of you gaffer tape a black bondage bin liner over that ravaged old mug of hers. Sew a zip in her head so at least we can turn it inside out.
The ginger hair is like hurricane on top of her head. I reckon she should set her hair on fire and let the natural colour grow back. She’d make better money if she sold bling encrusted dildos.
She’s from a town called Glossop, which is about five miles away from where I live. It’s a nice town, forever tainted with the stain of Westwood. It’s in the shadow of the Pennines, and I reckon her parents should have taken her up to Dark Peak when she was a child and fucking left her there.
The episode of ‘Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge’ where he host a show in France has an absurd fashion designer character based on Westwood…
Not only does Alan have a go at the Westwoodesque ‘Pantomime Cow’ he also takes the piss out of the French too and sacks his bandleader… Triple Partridge!
So the cunt can sew. I can sew. Perhaps we should surround her in some of her ‘creations’ and set it alight.
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Her assistants do all the work. Please one of you gaffer tape a black bondage bin liner over that ravaged old mug of hers. Sew a zip in her head so at least we can turn it inside out.
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The ginger hair is like hurricane on top of her head. I reckon she should set her hair on fire and let the natural colour grow back. She’d make better money if she sold bling encrusted dildos.
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Interesting you should say that. Here is her latest fashion item. I understand there is a vaginal version in the pipeline.
http://www.boyzshop.com/the-ball-tugging-stroker_2808.html?utm_source=Fetlife&utm_medium=banners&utm_campaign=FL10BallTuggingStroker1
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Cunt looks like a puppet from Fraggle rock.
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Fraggle Rock. Nice one.
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She’s from a town called Glossop, which is about five miles away from where I live. It’s a nice town, forever tainted with the stain of Westwood. It’s in the shadow of the Pennines, and I reckon her parents should have taken her up to Dark Peak when she was a child and fucking left her there.
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The episode of ‘Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge’ where he host a show in France has an absurd fashion designer character based on Westwood…
Not only does Alan have a go at the Westwoodesque ‘Pantomime Cow’ he also takes the piss out of the French too and sacks his bandleader… Triple Partridge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWENUcEKE1s&list=PL8875685C89F0B3D9&index=17
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