Get ya laptops aat. Ray Winstone ere. You slaaags might know me as the geezer in scum or Henry the fucking 8th. Don’t believe it’s me Ray ‘the daddy’ Winstone? ok…. Oi Wolsey you fucked up ya slaaag, jog on. I fucking love ya Anne.
Yeaaah was born to play Enry the fucking 8th I was. See told ya. naaah I jacked in acting, naaah I work for 365 bet full fucking time like the cunt I aaam, more readies for the daddy.
Nominated by: Ray Winstone
Cunted this cunt under Mockney Actors (check it out) alongside other middle class boys with rich parents like Bob Hoskins who try out Sarf/East Londarn villain stereotypes in the cossetted safety of RADA (Royal Acadamy orf Dramatic Arts donchaknow). Find they are on a good earner and become screen career villains.Totally fake lovey cunts.
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David Attenborough is a cunt. Always scurrying around in bushes, spying on animals copulating. I mean it’s just not right, is it? Fucking bad enough we have to listen to twat rambling on about the life cycle of the lesser crested newt, but at least you know what your going to get if you want to watch one of his programmes, which are brilliant in spite of the pompous dick and not because of him. No, I suppose all that zoological stuff is right enough, if you like that sort of thing. What pisses me off is the fact that, because he has become a multi millionaire by milking the Beeb for nigh on fifty years he thinks I give a fuck what he thinks about politics and world affairs. ‘Cause I don’t. Not one, little, fucking bit. Cunt.
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Oi!
I would respectfully like to nominate Julia Hartley Brewer you cunts.
How this right wing twat ever manages to string together a coherent sentence let alone a shit radio prgramme every afternoon is beyond the comprehension of even the smallest ameoba.
Yep, she may have ‘mumsie’ appeal to fucking Tory central office but it doesn’t wash with me.
Talking over silly cunts who phone in to her rancid show, having a fucking hugely annoying sense of self importance and a general “I’m better than you because I do everything right and anyone who dissagrees with me is wrong” type attitude get right up my japseye.
She’s just some fucking slack jawed hypocritical cunt who used to write for the Grauniad, and even then she was fucking shit.
What a cunt!
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Good call, she deserved that cunting. Thinks she’s well smart, clearly thinks she sounds seductive yet compassionate but comes across to me as a stuck-up, heartless cow. She has a good face for radio though. There’s a theme here… Another nomination for Londons biggest cunts AKA LBC. They must have a factory churning out these cunts on a conveyor belt somewhere. C’mon Al-Quada why don’t you hit these cunts instead of the middle east? The British public would be very grateful!
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Indeed, I nominated that other fat cunt Dick Ferrari last year, christ, now that bastard really takes the premium piss-biscuit!
I have never heard a more Tory/Murdoch loving, one sided, self righteous, patronising, self promoting excuse for a lard arse mound of flubber.
What thick bastards actually phone in to these shows?
Mostly itinerant taxi drivers and degnerate niggers from what I tend to hear.
There are other fucking annoying presenters on there but there one chap who does the night show during the week who is spot on and usually gives Cameron and co a good kicking.
Trouble is, I can’t recall the cunts name.
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If you ever remember, let us know…
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You are slacking you cunts.
No one’s tipped that hideous and ugly multiple Jimmy Choo wearing slap headed syrup wearing cunt Theresa ‘we’re no longer the nasty party’ May anywhere.
She is the most inept and useless entity since John Major.
What purpose does she serve?
Fuck all from what Ican see. They must have some real hillbilly retards in Maidenhead in Berkshire where she’s the local MP.
I bet they get so much from her presence there. Arf!
Fucking dickwads.
No, you’re not the nasty party, you are part of the most disgusting decaying Dickensian troupe of cunts pary who are quite happy to harbour tax fraudsters like the huge sagging bellied cunt Phiilip Green and his nauseous and possibly illegal businesses.
A party of expense fiddling pork sword lovers like Maria Miller and that human egg lokalike Eric ‘humpty dumpty’ Pickles.
My money you Tory cunts and I’m going to get it back somehow, one day.
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I heard thay he got caught in a precarious position with a dead gorilla… cunt
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Dire Straits are a shit music for sales executives and office workers band who should be summarily marched to Lithuania on foot and shot in some godorsaken field for crimes against music and generally making music sound ‘beige’.
They also wear Chino’s.
Any cunt who wears Chino’s is a cunt.
Money For Nothing eh?
Dead right Knopfler you fretwanking prick.
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A Hank Marvin for the 21st century – and just as many bum notes
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