Big poofy moustachioed Aussie cricketing cunt, who thinks he is the lad but just looks rather questionable.
Any chance putting his head on the leather one in a Village People photograph, just to amuse me?
Nominated by: Dan
( Always happy to oblige… )
A perfect fit. I knew it.
Any chance of putting that on to the big screen at Old Trafford today?
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Well done Di and Dan. Now can you do the same to Shane Warne after he has been poofed up and had his bollocks brazilian strip waxed and bejazzled by Liz Hurley. Possibly as Filipe, the camp indian brave.
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If you see what I mean:
http://statischecontent.nl/img/etalage/0194ec2d-f664-4504-ab11-3d01eb14ef30.jpg
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Speaking of poofed up pictures, this one is the real thing:
http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/08/04/1226108/615429-shane-warne.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/shane-warne-was-spin-king-now-slim-king/story-e6frf9if-1226108563834&h=366&w=650&sz=43&tbnid=-YjvHAzgkBWLYM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=146&zoom=1&usg=__5djAUJDeM1kqW8rEFttOtWE1gys=&docid=Y1NeQLZwfaL3wM&sa=X&ei=LyH-Ud7GK43VkwWY7oHACQ&ved=0CDEQ9QEwAQ&dur=1604
Looks as though he just had the best cunting he’s had for a long while. Nothing like a good cunting to settle these cunts down.
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Well fuck me footman and bugger me butler, the poor neutered cunt is wearing more eye shadow and gloss lippy than the old goanna herself.
A spot of lead mining at Mount Isa, Queensland which boasts the ugliest women in the world would soon de-poof the cunt. Got any pics slutty?
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People who vote are cunts. Doesn’t matter which party, they are all the fucking same. You only encourage them into thinking that the reason they have attained a following is because they deserve one, instead of the real reason, which is invariably that they wish to inflict their petty prejudices upon the nation in the form of new laws, whilst robbing the taxpayer blind and sucking cock, usually.
What really gets me fuming are dopey fuckers who realise, for example, that the tories are a bunch of chinless, spineless, hopeless bastards, and use this as a justification for voting Labour, even though they are a bunch of bum-sexing, war mongering, expenses fiddling cunts, and vice versa.
The best thing to do with politicians is kill them. Cunts.
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(This nomination is very topical)
Frakking Cunts
Turning over the Southern Shires, frakking is under the Cameron government a largely unregulated, ie a can and will do the fuck it likes, industry. Cuadrilla, the company at it, has one of those made up PR names like Opodo or Haagan Dazs and puffs itself as a caring British Company when it is actually owned by the Yanks and the Aussies. So Bollocks to Balcombe then.
A Stoke standing shoulder to shoulder with cack arsed eco-warriers? Bugger me. Was that an earthquake?
Keep this crude crap yank technology out of the UK. So shrouded in secrecy no one is allowed to know what chemicals are being pumped into the ground or where they end up (hopefully Australia). The dark shadow behind it all is the toxic prisons to missiles yank company Halliburton that brought private enterprise to the Iraq War. You know they care. Frakking Cunts.
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Fuck bugger if only a fellow could correct and amend once posted. Tossing ‘Opodo’ should read ‘Ocado’.
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Hold on a bit there sir limpy! We don’t want those cunting frakking chemicals down here in cunting Australia! Please remember that we are the English living in Australia and not yet overrun like the Old Country by the inhabitants of former colonial possessions!
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Don’t take on so dear heart. Only thought that the aussie outfit (AJ Lucas) behind the frakking cunts might want their precious chemicals back or at least share them with the yank cunts (Riverstone LLC).
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Guess which of these fillies hails from Mount Isa:
http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=18758&stc=1&d=1219218170
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