Boris Johnson [2]

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Boris Johnson is a fat-faced, ugly, bumbling, rich-kid, lazy cunt who needs to be run over by one of his stupid fucking money-wasting buses. Does fuck all for London except show up to cut the ribbon for the cameras and claim all the glory in his personal power-trip of becoming prime minister.

Surrounds himself by people who do all the work and then shows up for the plaudits, usually uttering some totally unfunny drivel to amuse the thick plebs. He has his name added to whatever scheme he’s stealing the glory for, in his usual personal-brand obsessed, cult-of-personality, Boris Boris Boris, power hungry cunt odyssey.

Claims to hate lefties but doesn’t seem to be any different from those cunts and has all the same attributes as a totalitarian, self-obsessed prick. He’s a total fucking cunt and the only people impressed by him are those thick cunts who believe his rhetorical, faux-right-wing, politician-speak, bullshit. Him or Ken? No fucking difference, apart from Kunt Livingstone doesn’t insist on plastering his name on everything. Total CUNT.

Nominated by: MonsieurCnut

11 thoughts on “Boris Johnson [2]”

    • His hair is no cunting good! It looks every bit as bad as the hair around my itchy kunt! Come to think of it his face looks a little like my labia majora. Right cunt he is Boris.

    • He’s a sinister fucking cunt, covered in soft blonde cunt hair, that hides just how much of a nefariously toothed cunt he is.

  2. He’s a fucking Turk as well, so probably a bit of a sausage jockey too. Definite cunt.

  3. Bleur lo lo look here you riff raff plebs. I made wiff waff come home and I I I think it jolly well did. Closing fire stations… fuck em, I’m so rich I have my own personal plebs to put fires out, er er you call them the homeless I call them fire extinguishers. Ha ha ha, wiff waff and flim flam. After shagging Teresa May all day one likes dip ones cock in something a little less acidic, vinegar for my cock! Hoorah… No more taxes for rich people only the plebs and let that be a lesson for you the hoi-ploy, being a bumbling cunt I I I is good for the country. Now where did I put my syrup? B b b b b b I must of left it on one my my shitty bikes. Remember poor scum Bojo for PM, wiff waff all round.

    • You be careful now with your cock in the vinegar. You’ll end up with itchy cock. I used to have a vinegar douche every morning thinking it was good for my itchy cunt but lo and behold my cunt got eaten away by the vinegar. It stopped the itch but my cunting cunt dissolved away.

      • You fucking stupid fucking cuntless cunt. Your cunt dissolved because you were not content to simply empty the vinegar bottle in it, you had to shove the bottle up there too.

  5. what a total fucking cunt this fucking mop haired cunt wants to be fucked with the rough end of a pinapple PRICK

  6. If I had to describe Boris, the word ‘cunt’ isn’t one I’d use. He’s a sociopath.

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